If you would like to get to the bottom of this American brand of Christianity awash across the land, invite a few of them over for a burger on a slow night. There must be a few you know from work or school, or perhaps next door. Down here in Dumbutt there is no shortage, let me tell you! After dinner pretend you are interested in accepting Jesus as your PERSONAL savior and initiate a nice chat to that end. Here are the 10 most entertaining questions to put forth to make your evening an unforgettable experience in mental health.
1) How big is God, in meters?
2) Where exactly is Heaven anyway?
3) Who did Cain and Able have sex with?
4) How did the Virgin Mary get pregnant exactly?
5) How old do you think the Earth is?
6) Where’s purgatory and what’s the deal with that anyway?
7) As most people are non Christian what happens to them when they die?
8) Why is belief more important than deeds?
9) Having been executed would Jesus be for executions you think?
10) Is a personal relationship with an invisible person as good as with a visible one?
Optional – Why would gays getting married be any of your business?
Please no giggling, smirking, laughing or condescending looks. If you let the cat out of the bag they may clam up. If done politely and correctly the conclusion will probably be as expected. They are either be on LSD, PCP (or some other mind altering drug) or they are off their psychiatric drug prescriptions.
For the real clincher after they go home go type SCIENTOLOGY into Google, go to that home page and find to your horror that L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise and John Travolta make far more sense than your dinner guests.