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Invasion of Guatemalan children

“That virus has never appeared outside of Africa, but Gingrey may have caught it from an illegal already, because I believe one of the symptoms is baseless fear leaking out of your ass.” Stephen Colbert.

Though only directed at Georgia Congressman and quack Phil Gingrey who accused Guatemalan children of bringing EBOLI to America, this quote from Colbert covers most all these Tea Party Republicans who claim their ugly carrying on is all about the horror of  bringing leprosy and God knows what killing us off. It is the Fox News talking point of the month.

These spurious arguments so many ugly Americans are screeching at buses full of kids and in city counsel meetings are no better. That 60,000 kids this year from Central America are going to destroy local schools, hospitals, burglaries and so on. It’s all crap. The feds are paying for the holding them paying local businesses for the costs, its a boon,and then off the go dispersed in onesie twosies to affect nothing or anyone at all.

Ted Cruz on Sunday did the best job I ever witnessed in pretending this form of Republican ethnic cleansing is all for the love of the little brown children of Central America. After all, these people with their nasty signs, their gun t-shirts, and angry screeching are at buses full of children, only do so to save these kids they love so much from being raped, abused and run over by trains on the arduous trip North! Yeah right Tailgunner Ted.

My God man, those children and their families are well aware of the arduous trip North but know it is a far better choice than staying put and being shot. Love of the little brown children MY ASS.

Ted Cruz is from Houston so we see a lot of him down here in Dumbutt. Pundits like to say that it will be Rand Paul who is going to give the establishment GOP candidates a run for their money in 2016. From what I have seen of Ted Cruz I have to disagree, he will be driving the primaries into endless applause lines and wild abandon. His speeches here are slow to get off the ground for long minutes of the foot stomping applause, with women fainting and throwing their DEPENDS at him.

Ted Cruz has the charisma to drive the most obnoxious Right-wing swill into those of little brain than anyone I have taken notice of in my lifetime. He will also make a name for himself after the coming election as the man who impeached Barack Hussein Obama.