Like George Bush I don’t know much, but unlike George Bush I know how to fight, and around here, in Wisconsin, if somebody kicks you in the balls you go after the son-of-a-witch that kicked you in the balls. Not his third cousin twice removed.
Now 3000 of my fellow Americans were killed on September 11, 2001 and as of 2:32 AM 11-21-2007 the guy that I am smart enough to know was behind it, (Hint: he’s in Pakistan), (second hint: His name is Osama bin Laden) was not even being chased down in his, way to nice for him, rat hole.
Me? I’m thinkin’ 6 years laughing at us is enough. It ain’t funny no more.
This is at the head of my list of "George Bush’s Dismal Failure List". C’mon all you courageous, gun-toten, freedom-lovin’, heroes, here is a chance to do more than put a yellow ribbon on your gas-guzlin’ portable gun rack. Go get ’em. Hell I told you where he is. Load up a Hummer (I love that name, reminds me of my youth) with shot guns, couple copies of Hustler (to distract his guards, and sap them of their precious bodily fluids) and a case or two of Milwaukee’s Best and go get ’em.
I’d love to hear all the Republican excuses on this one.
Yeah, "Bring it on." Cat got yer tongue?