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Attention Limbiciles! Tune in EIB Networks Rush Limbaugh

Attention Limbicilies


“They vote with their vaginas.” Rush Limbaugh on women.

Are you sick of the same old communist liberal point of view in your news and information?

Are you tired of hearing endless discussions explaining the points of view of people unlike you?

Does thinking for yourself make your brain hurt?

Then tune in AM radio in the middle of any weekday and let Rush Limbaugh do your thinking for you! Save your mind for heavy conservative intellectual pursuits like thinking about your tax money and how all your guns work! [HINT: Bullets go in one end and come out real fast the other end.]

Hear just one side of each and every story, the only side! Rush knows what is most important to you! You, your family, your schools, your moral standards and most importantly, your
tax money. Everything else is just so much crap! The poor, the
homeless, minorities, immigrants, foreigners, environmentalists,
feminists, homosexuals and liberals are your enemy, all they want is to take what you got.

These Liberals, with an endless stream of sexually active lazy bums
must be held at bay. Call or write the NRA or attend any local gun show
and they will help you amass a weapons cache full of
Teflon bullets, auto/switches, silencers and machine guns rivaling any
religious cult to do the job!

Tune in the EIB network and realize that you
are not the only one who doesn’t give a rat’s ass about a bunch of
worthless minorities and homosexuals living around downtown somewhere,
yet alone ignorant black and brown NON-Christians on the other side of
the world. Get serious!

Not only don’t we care, we are proud as Hell we don’t care!  We are not like them; we are real Americans who are damn sick and tired of being forced to share what we worked hard for with anyone, anywhere, at anytime, EVER!  THE OTHER GUY CAN GO TO HELL.

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