Australia meets Brooklyn. After Tommy Toyworld gets done with Australia he is coming for Obama!
Did you know that Australia has some of the most unAmerican gun laws in the world? That they fine you if you do not vote? That they have universal health care that covers everyone through a payroll tax? And the thing most young Americans know most about Australia, that they do not allow violent video games to even be sold there! OMG! Australia is a socialist, Marxist, communist totalitarian state that has nothing EXCEPTIONAL going for it at all. NUKE AUSTRALIA!
When WE ask OURSELVES what makes us so EXCEPTIONAL the answer is that Jesus loves us more than the rest of the world. When others ask what makes us so EXCEPTIONAL the answer is the guns, the death chambers, the wars, the drones, the spying, racism and religious intolerance.
I spent many hours in my car carting Europeans around to show my customers their products. From Sweden to Italy, from Wales to Yugoslavia, all of them found the same four things most amiss here. The guns, the religious crap, the stark visual contrast between wealth and poverty and how cheap it was eating out. Which was good for me because they always took the check.