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Speak English? YOU First! Idiotic Language, Christians, Patriots and Republicans Collide – Mrs Betty Bowers

Speak English? YOU First! Idiotic Language, Christians, Patriots and Republicans Colide - Mrs Betty Bowers

Idiotic American language, Christians, Republicans and Patriots all collide in this hysterically correct lesson from Mrs Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian. Betty, who is never at a lack for words, lists nearly twenty of the worst, as well as the phrases and expressions we need to humanely euthanize now. Always witty and articulate, Mrs. Bowers…

Jimmy Kimmel’s Healthcare Fight – Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham, Chris Christie & Brian Kilmeade

Jimmy Kimmel's Healthcare Fight - Bill Cassidy, Lindsey Graham, Chris Christie & Brian Kilmeade

Jimmy Kimmel responds to Senator Bill Cassidy, Senator Lindsey Graham, Governor Chris Christie and Brian Kilmeade – the “phony little creep,” after they reacted to his monologue about the #GrahamCassidy health care bill. In which Senator Bill Cassidy ‘gets caught with his GOPenis out,’ and Republicans rush to attack Jimmy Kimmel and muddy the waters.…

Who the Hell is Dana Rohrabacher, Why Does Putin Love Him ? – Seth Meyers

Who the Hell is Dana Rohrabacher, Why Does Putin Love Him ? - Seth Meyers

Seth Meyers takes a break from breaking news to check in on Republican California Congressman Dana Rohrabacher. Who the hell is Rohrabacher, and why he was famously dubbed “Putin’s favorite senator?” Putin does tend to select a certain type of American politician to befriend. When Republican Congressman Dana Rohrabacher isn’t forwarding his position on dinosaur…

Trump, Rocket Man, Manafort and the New GOP Health Care Bill – A Closer Look with Seth Meyers

Trump, Rocket Man, Manafort and the New GOP Health Care Bill - A Closer Look with Seth Meyers

Seth takes a closer look – as the Russian investigation nears its first possible indictment – most possibly Paul Manafort, the GOP is insisting on ramming through a massively unpopular plan to repeal Obamacare without finding out how this diabolical plan strips care from millions. Closer to home, we face the most dangerous hair-trigger international…

Prayer to Exorcise Trump, Save America – Mrs Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian #ByeByeClown

Prayer to Exorcise Trump, Save America - Mrs Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian

Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian™, appears before a joint session of the multitudes to lead America in a prayer for its unlikely salvation. #ByeByeClown Push partisanship aside, and join in Betty’s multi denominational and inter species prayer to save our nation! If you wish to follow along,it is ‘Corinthians two.’ Gotcha! As you know,…

No White Supremacy After Labor Day – Chelsea Handler

No White Supremacy After Labor Day - Chelsea Handler

Diligent fashionista Chelsea Handler just realized that Labor Day has come and gone and she hasn’t packed the summer whites away. There is one group in America, with many offshoots who pays no heed to the ‘no whites rule’ in fact, they believe ‘only whites rule’ – and as you can tell, we’re not in…