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Song Parody for Joel Osteen – Who Only Gives When It Hurts

Song Parody for Joel Osteen - Who Only Gives When It Hurts

Here’s a fittin’ little ditty dedicated to Houston’s own Joel Osteen, the Gospel of Prosperity preacher who was ‘outed’ by Hurricane Harvey as a calculating, parasitic huckster. Olsteen’s particular gospel is irresistible to those who fill his 16,500 seat mega-church and his perfectly tailored pockets. In a nutshell, Olsteen’s gospel is ‘accept God’s ble$$ings,and tithe…

Professional Clowns Are Pissed At ‘It’ Author Stephen King

Professional Clowns Are Pissed At Stephen King

No kidding: The World Clown Association is mad at novelist Stephen King.The clown rage is prompted by trailers for King’s new version of “It.” The movie features a startling new version of Pennywise the unforgettably evil Clown. A representative of the professional clowns claims that the original “It” damaged clown’s reputations. Furthermore, clowns claim the…

“Sarah Huckabee Sanders” Fills Chelsea Handler in on the Week in Trump

"Sarah Huckabee Sanders" Fills Chelsea Handler in on the Week in Trump

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, played to hilarious perfection by Fortune Feimster, fills Chelsea Handler in on all of the Trumpiness she missed while she was on vacation. Despite hurricane Harvey, an unpardonable pardon, and the exit of Sarah’s ‘boo’ and cuddle-bud Steve Bannon,things are just going great!  Okay, in actuality, when asked if…

Could Trump Try to Pardon – Everyone? The Resistance with Keith Olbermann

Could Trump Try to Pardon - Everyone? The Resistance with Keith Olbermann

As Mueller closes in, the president’s desperate options are about to grow thin. It’s not beyond imagining that Trump might try to preemptively pardon everyone who could possibly testify against him, an estimated 23 people not counting Putin. It’s just possible that pardoning Joe Arpaio was Trump’s signal to Russian conspirators that he would pardon…

Hilarious Viagra Ad in the Age of Trumpcare – Chelsea

Hilarious Viagra Ad in the Age of Trumpcare - Chelsea

In Trump’s administration, healthcare covers Viagra, but not birth control or abortions. The consequences of easy access to one, but not to the other gets real in Chelsea’s hilarious ad. “When the moment strikes, you don’t want to let erectile dysfunction get in your way. Take Viagra and you’ll be ready!” You’ll be ready, but…