Many unfair accusations have been made about Latinos, and the damaging claims have only increased since Donald Trump’s campaign and subsequent reign. Oddly, Trump once held a completely different view of Latinos in America. In 2011,he made a great argument for the Dreamers, stressing a word we never hear from his big yap these days…
Here’s a fittin’ little ditty dedicated to Houston’s own Joel Osteen, the Gospel of Prosperity preacher who was ‘outed’ by Hurricane Harvey as a calculating, parasitic huckster. Olsteen’s particular gospel is irresistible to those who fill his 16,500 seat mega-church and his perfectly tailored pockets. In a nutshell, Olsteen’s gospel is ‘accept God’s ble$$ings,and tithe…
No kidding: The World Clown Association is mad at novelist Stephen King.The clown rage is prompted by trailers for King’s new version of “It.” The movie features a startling new version of Pennywise the unforgettably evil Clown. A representative of the professional clowns claims that the original “It” damaged clown’s reputations. Furthermore, clowns claim the…
My hero of the month is Alice Wubbles, head nurse at the University of Utah Hospital’s burn unit. Wubbles triggered the irrational wrath of police detective Jeff Payne, simply by defending her patient’s rights. The nurse politely explained why drawing blood from an unconscious patient is against hospital rules and constitutional law. No one can…
In the midst of Hurricane Harvey the best in humanity is on display and so is the worst. Greed has prompted some stores and hotels to raise prices like it’s 1999 and there is no reckoning to come. Charging $8.40 for a bottle of water, and $20.for a gallon of gas could well buy store…
White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee-Sanders, played to hilarious perfection by Fortune Feimster, fills Chelsea Handler in on all of the Trumpiness she missed while she was on vacation. Despite hurricane Harvey, an unpardonable pardon, and the exit of Sarah’s ‘boo’ and cuddle-bud Steve Bannon,things are just going great! Okay, in actuality, when asked if…
As Mueller closes in, the president’s desperate options are about to grow thin. It’s not beyond imagining that Trump might try to preemptively pardon everyone who could possibly testify against him, an estimated 23 people not counting Putin. It’s just possible that pardoning Joe Arpaio was Trump’s signal to Russian conspirators that he would pardon…
In Trump’s administration, healthcare covers Viagra, but not birth control or abortions. The consequences of easy access to one, but not to the other gets real in Chelsea’s hilarious ad. “When the moment strikes, you don’t want to let erectile dysfunction get in your way. Take Viagra and you’ll be ready!” You’ll be ready, but…
Shady Trump associate Roger Stone warns that a Trump impeachment will lead to a civil war, and because both sides are armed, it will be “an insurrection such as you have never seen!” I tend to believe that there will be a celebration such as you have never seen…But Stone is not finished. If members…
When North Korea becomes a threat we can no longer ignore, and two short-fingered vulgarians threaten our lives, there is only one man who can save us from nuclear annihilation. Dennis Rodman stars in his latest action film “Fire & Fury: A Dennis Rodman Story.” A disembodied female ‘newscaster’ voice demands: ‘Are we supposed to…
As if Hurricane Harvey weren’t enough to endure, you Texans will have Trump co-opting your misery, and taking credit for rescue efforts, do-nuts, fresh water and even the halting of the rain, as it must surely do eventually. You may remember Trump’s claims that the rain stopped at his ‘HUGE’ inauguration. Oddly, video exists of…
With Hurricane Harvey raging, a good neighbor could literally be a lifesaver, and no one in their right mind would turn down their help, but of course Donald Trump might. Trump hasn’t made up his mind whether to accept the offer of help, which was made after a bizarre Twitter rant on Sunday which would…
Say what you want about Trump but he is the great uniter. His dog whistle phrases and fog horn voice have called the evil and the dim out from dark corners where they once festered. Now all of the deplorables join together and frolic in the hatred he lives to foment. Trump’s divisiveness, racism, attacks…