Houston Chronicle columnist Cragg Hines, a moderate Republican whose editorials have caused millions of Texans to claim this conservative daily a liberal
John Stewart and Newsweek reporter and columnist Fareed Zakaria nail the whole Middle East to the board.
It’s a keg party with the added excitement of party crashing suicide bombers!
Houston, we have a problem.
Artist David Adickes has completed his 36 foot high scuplutre of the Beatles in Downtown Houston. Not everyone is pleased, least of all Kiffin Emanuael.
It would be worth the money to get a couple of front row seats for the next Snoop Dogg, Acon, T.I. or Paul Wall concert and invite Kiffin to come along. I think I would enjoy watching someone as horrid as Kiffin drop dead next to me.
Kiffin exemplifies the central human problem we have suffered since the first caveman stepped up on a rock to shout, "You must all be like me!" Had everyone agreed, now 50,000 years later, we would still have bones in our nose having Kiffin telling us where to poop.
If reading Kiffin gives you that glow of feeling far more intelligent and magnanomous than you really are, there are about a thousand such examples on our Hate Mail page.
|Letter to Ken Hoffman in the Houston Chronicle 6/17/2007
I am surely glad that I don’t live within eyesight of a monstrosity like a Beatles statue. Who in their right mind would waste the energy to create a monument to four British boys who claimed to be "more popular than Jesus," smoked marijuana and generally disregarded society’s norms in terms of behavior, attitude, appearance and several other ways? If I was in view of such a misguided attempt to glorify "drug taking, anti-religious hippies," I would institute legal action to have such a disrespectful item removed immediately and forthwith.
There are times I wish my ex-employer, Pan Am, would never have consented to the request of the Beatles’ agent and permitted them to fly into this country; we would be much better off than we are!
Kiffin Emanuel, Huntsville
Hugo Chavez is at it again! Not only the arch enemy of the United States but the fellow who is out to destroy the entire Western Hemisphere. In 2004
Fort Lauderdale – In the aftermath of category 5 Hurricane “Rushbo” thousands of bodies of Democrats are
Here is one of those stories that defines not only the black hearts of conservatives but that their intellectual capacity is a step below pea gravel.
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — A woman who lay bleeding on the emergency room floor of a troubled inner-city
I wrote this little ditty about 15 years ago. Making the GUNS IN BARS the crux of the joke. Now down here in Dumbass, Governor
George and Elisa Kelly made a birthday party for their 16 year old son at their home. They made a deal with the party goers that they would supply beer
The conservative spin on forcibly rounding up and deporting 12 million people of one ethnicity – a larger project than Nazi Germany’s round