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Lou Dobbs Time Change – White People Rejoice!

CNN has moved Lou Dobbs an hour later to 7pm(est). A move to better compete with FOX NEWS to get that early evening all white audience so sought after by the media, who buy more Ford Trucks, Bud and heart attack medicine than a VFW convention in Nashville. It is also an easy transition for…

Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating Democracy

Bush Gives Musharraf Tips on Eliminating DemocracyAndy Borowitz ‘Benefit From My Experience,’ President Tells Pakistani In what he described as “an emergency mission to help a key ally in the war on terror,” President George W. Bush flew to Islamabad today to give General Pervez Musharraf tips on how to eliminate democracy. Mr. Bush said…

Gnomes Holding Springfield, Oregon Police Captive

Check out our spinoff site for more People are Strange (funebrity.com) Captain Richard Harrison of the Springfield, Oregon police said. “Every time I leave my office, they’re sitting in my chair, working on my computer. I can’t seem to get rid of the darn things.” The darn things to which he’s referring are largely, garden…

New Jersey Gourmet Squirrel Eaters Rejoice!

When it comes to new taste sensations. I was not aware that the New Jersey Division of Fish and Wildlife Department have issued free publications complete with recipes for enjoying nature’s bounty. Merely contact them and soon you too will have recipes at your fingertips featuring squirrel chowder, stew, and even…yum, barbecue. Squirrel, it’s not…