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Debbie Riddle and God Save Texas Education!

Down here in Dumbass we have about the worstest eduracatian sistem in the world. We ain got no income tax and constantly reduce property taxes because its the only way to get elected down here in Dumbass. Well that and giving everyone their constitutional right to jump around waving as many guns as they can…

Police Demanding Oral Sex in Texas

2000: Former Houston Police Dept officer Adrian Haywood was sentenced to 20 years in prison for coercing a woman to perform oral sex on him during a traffic stop. He threatened her with jail time and his gun. During trial, another woman told the judge the officer did the same thing to her. Haywood remains…

190,000 weapons missing in Iraq

More good news from Iraq that the surge is working! 190,000 AK-47 assault rifles might have ended up in insurgents’ hands. The US military cannot account for 190,000 AK-47 assault rifles and pistols given to the Iraqi security forces, an official US report says. The Government Accountability Office (GAO) says the Pentagon cannot track about…

The Youngsters of Zion, The Neocons

Update: As expected this article caused cries of anti-semitism and that the Jewish connection is a lie. Due to political correctness this issue is not suppose to be reported upon. Since its posting there has beens a hulabaloo concerning these very Neocons trying to force the Bush Administration into a unilateral preemptive war with Iran,…

Keith Richards gets $7 Million Advance for Memoirs

“It’s good to be here in the Bayou City!” Mick tells his audience after the first song. ”It’s good to be anywhere!” Keith interrupts. In accepting a $7 million dollar advance by publisher Little Brown for this 2010 release we all hope Keith Richards remembers what it was he did over the years. Richards has…

Michael Vick Ends the “Negro Jubilee”

"I want you to tell people to love one another. I want you to fight to lift the standards back. What happened to us that we are now celebrating from being down? What happened we went from saying I’m  black and I’m proud to calling each other blacks and ho’s and witches. I sung people…

God Zaps Chief Justice John Roberts

Down here in Greater Dumbass we are most daily treated to some poor soul thanking, blessing and praising the Lord while they stand in front of a pile of ruble that was once their home. I suppose the reasoning is God did not choose to take their home AND their soul. Tornadoes down here are…