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Katherine Harris Out On Her Ass

"If you are not electing Christians, tried and true, under public scrutiny and pressure, if you’re not electing Christians, then in essence you are going to legislate sin." Katherine Harris on Abortion, gays and such. "We have to have the faithful in government because that is God’s will. Separating religion and politics is so wrong…

Election Night I

Bubba and Me got together down at Mullet’s Bait to watch the election returns. We tipped the cheapest beer on Redneck Bay, mingling with the cheapest people on Redneck Bay. Our first shouting match concerned which channel we would watch. “Mullet! Put that TV on FOX would ya, and have a beer on me.” “FOX…

Election Night II

As the evening waned with the writing on the wall, Bubba fell into a depressing chugging funk while Okra rose to a state of Christian malice. After all, she ran the local Rick Santorum For President Exploratory Committee. Her dreams were being dashed. “Every vote for a Democrat is a vote for the enemies of…

Election Night III

As election night wore on, Bubba drank, Okra burned and no matter how hard he tried, Rack could stop grinning, which only made matters worse. What a turnaround from the election night two years earlier they had shared together.“Well Okra, cheer up, it’s not the end of your American Taliban Movement, this is just a…

Denial in the Rose Garden Press Conference

Me! Me! Memememe! Ok Rack, this is your shot. Mr. President, you dumped Rumsfeld three years late, and only as a political election placation at that. You just said this election was not about Iraq but about good campaigning and bad election laws regarding write-in ballots. In fact four days ago you were in my…

Another Talibanie Bites the Dust

 To: X Reverend Ted Haggard Subject: Hypocrisy and Intolerance go together like beans and farts Dear Sir, Though having a homosexual affair is not my cup of tea, I certainly do not condemn you in making that choice. It’s your business. As it is also your business to snort up some meth to enhance your…

Death Before Taxes

I went over to Bubba’s last night for BBQ and had to suffer through an hour of Bill O’Reilly. A full straight hour of anything on FOX NEWS is not easy for a person of mind. But I did learn that the main topic of the Bill O’Reilly Show is – no surprise – Bill…

The Only Good Liberal is a Dead Liberal

There are endless examples of Rush Limbaugh opening up the darkness inherent in the conservative heart for all to see. His rise to syndication was due to the notoriety he gained in Sacramento where he would read off the names of men who died of AIDS and hit the applause button. There is the giddy…

Gamblin’ on Kinky

As Bubba and I finished watching the Texas Gubernatorial debate, he recanted on his recent promise to pull a straight Democratic ticket come election day.  Kinky Freidman had won him over,  running as an Independent, Bubba will have to push each lever separately. Quite a complicated process for a redneck who has been pulling straight…

Beware the Freeper

I had myself one good yuck a few minutes ago. I surfed over to the Modern Library where they have the list of the best 100 books written in English. I need a new book, sadly for the fifth time now,  I couldn’t get past page 14 of ULYSSES. That is number one you know. …

Turncoat Bubba

Just got a call from Bubba, he said he had something important to tell me, a nice surprise he added. It was my turn to go to his house which wasn’t far and in the same general white area I reside in. He had the garage door open and was drinking a beer knocking balls…

Dirty Rotten Republicans – Part 2

The Abramoff Affair in itself is not much of an issue; Jack Abbamoff, Michael Scanlon and Ralph Reed were just a trio of get rich quick lobbyist crooks. The importance was that the investigation into the Indian Casino scam opened up the door  on how these Right-wing lunatics took over America and held it for 12 long…