Sunday, July 13. 2008Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to twins, Knox the boy and Vivienne the girl Today in Nice, France, 33 year old movie star, mother and child activist Angelina Jolie gave birth by caesarean section to a pair of twins. The boy was named Knox Leon and the girl Vivienne Marcheline. They weighed in at 5 pounds each. 44 year old father Brad Pitt was present at the birth and everything is swell other than the mass of paparazzi laying in wait outside the hospital. Angelina Jolie gives birth to boy and girl 
Saturday, July 12. 2008Hide the Children, Debra La Fave released and on the Loose
With a teenage son at home I have taken what precautions necessary as a member of the Lone Star State. I applied for a concealed carry license which will be coming next week, I reviewed the Castle Law which allows me to shoot the women if she sets one toe on my property and I have contacted the local police to help on a neighborhood watch.
Saturday, July 12. 2008Conservative Fox News Pundit Tony Snow gone at 53
Tony Snow was one of the few whacky conservative/Libertarian spokesmen who fellow media pundits not only tolerated but liked no matter his failings in truthiness or the propaganda he dispensed. Either as a guest host for the right-wing Rush Limbaugh Show, his own conservative radio show, moderator for the conservative Fox News Sunday Show and more recently brought in to put a friendly face upon the failing conservative Bush administration as White House Press Secretary. We assume that he is already playing a round on the front nine with The Gipper.
Friday, July 11. 2008Maureen Dowd, Hillary Clinton and Laura Bush Kills her Boyfriend
Maureen Dowd did her Sunday piece on one of those political books where fiction and the real world collide. Much like Primary Colors a decade ago was the story of the Clintons in the White House, American Wife by Curtis Sittenfeld is really the story of Laura Bush. I am still often asked by my now college age kids what's the difference between a Democrat and a Republican. At one time they were actually interested in my answers, but now it seems they only ask out of politeness to see what crazyass thing I come up with. The above quoted paragraph from Clinton Hater Maureen Dowd [I suppose that was unfair as Maureen seems to hate just about everybody] puts a few exclamation marks at the end of the question. What's the difference between a Republican and a Democrat?!! So there you have the difference between Republicans and Democrats. Keep that in mind when you vote. Oh and Republicans are peeking in your windows so close the drapes. Remember that too. And they think the price of gas you are paying at the pump is just in your head. Remember that too... This could go on and on and on hey...
Friday, July 11. 2008Christian Phillips NOT GUILTY of Delivering LSD Cookies to Texas Police Dept
What's with it is the police were wrong, there were no drugs of any sort in the cookies. Which makes one wonder just how well police know what the Hell they're doing regarding drug testing there, here or anywhere Well, it seems Christian has been in a bit of trouble of late. He was recently sentenced to community service to bake cookies for police departments in the area. He was also due in court for a more recent of fight with a police officer from the Blue Mound Police Department. On the day in question, Mr. Phillips says he and some friends were smoking pot and baking his police cookies which he hand delivered to the Blue Mound Police Department saying he was there at the behest of Mothers Against Drunk Driving to thank the police for their work. Phillips had a list of officers due for cookie delivery but denies there was any LSD involved. He does admit that his friends may have added a little pot to the receipt as a joke. Texas Man Accused Of Bringing Cops Drugged Cookies
Thursday, July 10. 2008McCain Economic Advisor Phil Gramm says We are a nation of whiners and the recession is imaginary
Within an hour John McCain was distancing himself from what Barack Obama called the "other Dr. Phil". McCain also said he may now give Senator Gramm the job as Ambassador to Belarus! Which is partly radio active.... Well so much for the Jesse Jackson news cycle! Gosh, here is McCain's top economic advisor telling Americans that their economic pain is all in their heads... WOW! And you know what Phil Gramm is other than a good well armed Texan? A DAMN GOOD REPUBLICAN!
Thursday, July 10. 2008Jesse Jackson Wants to Cut Obama's Nuts OffWhen Barack Obama sided with the conservative Supreme Court to extend executions to non capital crimes I wanted to cut one of his ears off, but I didn't say so! When Barack Obama sided with Crazy Antonin Scalia about getting EVERYONE a gun, I wanted to cut his other ear off, but I didn't say so! When Barack Obama, unlike Hillary Clinton, voted for more Bush spying on us, I wanted to cut his nose off, but I didn't say so. When Barack Obama said the other day he was going to help rightwing Christian fundamentalists tear down the separation of church and state to expand Bush's nutty faith based crap, I wanted to cut his balls off, and I said so, but lucky for me no one was around to hear me.... Just noticed Jesse Ventura on MSNBC defending Jackson. What is Ventura's most famous quote? The one that caused him to not seek re election for Governor of Minnesota. I must add here that it speaks well for the people of Minnesota that Venturs was not started on fire the following day. I doubt I could express such bragging rights here in Texas. "Religion is for the weak and stupid." Jesse Ventura says he is thinking about running for the Senate. The above quote - no matter its truthiness - will follow him and keep him from elective office in America for as long as he lives. Keep surfin' the Baja Jesse!
Thursday, July 10. 2008Jon Stewart PROVES Tony Snow a Liar
Jon Stewart of the Daily show proves Tony Snow is a liar. But whats new?
Thursday, July 10. 2008Giant Crosses to Mark Houston for God The Grace Community Church, one of the largest megachurches in the land, is planning to build two gigantic Christian crosses on the North and South entrances to Houston, Texas. The crosses will be built upon present Grace Church property along Interstate 45. Pastor Steve Riggle explains the crosses will be 200 feet tall and will include enclosed prayer centers. Pastor Riggle, obviously no relation to Rob Riggle of the Daily Show, says he hopes to see other churches in the area take his lead and erect more gigantic crosses until all of Houston is "Marked for God!" Church wants 2 giant symbols to bear witness In this mornings' Houston Chronicle this story sits aside the story of the University of Houston (and other regional colleges) raising tuition costs out of the reach of evermore students.
Thursday, July 10. 2008World War III not an IF but a Republican WHEN - Jack Ohman
Wednesday, July 9. 2008Iran Tests Missiles, McCain wants World War III
I guess the logic is that America is the Adult and everyone else are the children. Simple reasoning that has held a simple nation together for most of 300 years. But there seems to be some prophetic leveling off of things which began in 1989 and has yet to play itself out. The question today over these missile videos is whether the voters are going to swing toward Obama's calm reasoned call for more diplomacy, direct and otherwise. Or will the electorate move further into John McCain's pocket full of bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. And of course the new one, send Iranians cigarettes to kill them all! Funny Republican stuff to be sure. But will it fly in Peoria? As to the question at play here, being from Dumbutt, Texas I am sure you know what I think. Here or Peoria its bombs before diplomacy, buckshot before talking and guns not gardens! I suppose the real question is how well Texas represents the rest of America? Sadly, it is more representative than you may think. The thirst wearing a flag and intoning scripture to justify and even promote our lust for vengeance, gunplay, executions, bombings and wars transcends race, religion, national origin and yes, even sexual orientation! If we were to take all that out of its present context and looked from a neutral pair of shoes perhaps T E X A S would be spelled I R A N . Hmmm.... What nation has killed the most civilians in foreign wars over the last 60 years? Hmmm....
Wednesday, July 9. 2008Christian Phillips Delivers LSD Cookies to Texas Police DeptWith no big guns and a complete lack of racial tension, this story seems to have been regionally scrambled from California and transported to Texas. Well, it seems Christian has been in a bit of trouble of late. He was recently sentenced to community service to bake cookies for police departments in the area. He was also due in court for a more recent of fight with a police officer from the Blue Mound Police Department. On the day in question, Mr. Phillips says he and some friends were smoking pot and baking his police cookies which he hand delivered to the Blue Mound Police Department saying he was there at the behest of Mothers Against Drunk Driving to thank the police for their work. Phillips had a list of officers due for cookie delivery but denies there was any LSD involved. He does admit that his friends may have added a little pot to the receipt as a joke. Texas Man Accused Of Bringing Cops Drugged Cookies
Wednesday, July 9. 2008John McCain Dumped Sick First Wife For Wealthy Hottie, Shades of Newt GringrichFrom today's Houston Chronicle showing that NOT everyone in Texas or the Military for that matter is a Dittohead Republican Robot. The Newt Gingrich wife Dump reminder Georgia Peach of Shit
Wednesday, July 9. 2008William Serrano gets 35 years for killing roommate with stinky feet
Both were roommates crammed into a small apartment with not a few others living there. They came home from a hard day of construction work, had too many beer and with a little too much of that Latin macho hot temper came the cry of "God damn Noel, do your feet stink! But your shoes on!" I am sure the command was followed by a "Who the **** are you to tell me what to do?!" So Serrano grabbed a knife to show Noel who he was. Cost him 35 years in the pokey. Man sentenced in slaying over roommate's foot odor I once had a roommate I wanted to kill over a foot issue. We had one of those bottle openers screwed to the door jam between the kitchen and the living room, both rooms had tile floors as it was during my time working offshore in the Florida keys. I was a barefoot Jimmy Buffet clone at the time and Tex was a constant beer drinker who saved money by only buying Black Label in returnable bottles. The problem was he just flat out refused to catch the top with his hand and sharp serrated beer tops littered the kitchen and the TV room. Some law of physics caused the vat majority of them to end edge up. Often caps would actually embed into my foot. Sometimes drawing blood near the toes. No amount of complaining could change Tex's habit. Tex had another even more serious habit, ketchup. On everything and I mean everything. He bought it by the case which he kept under his bed. One evening when anger got the best of me, and being from Texas, I concluded he needed to be shot. But realizing I was not actually IN Texas were that would okay, I waited until he settled in front of the TV, and then gathered up all his ketchup and locked it up in the trunk of my car. Within just a few hours I had solved the problem in a peaceful manner.
Tuesday, July 8. 2008I Turned off CNN because of Lou Dobbs
[I only watch cable news in the office, in the background during the day]
Got sidetracked there. So anyway, Bubba heard that MSNBC was the even more communist and Marxist than CNN. It was not hard for me to make the switch, even after 20 years. Lou Dobbs has been wearing me out. It became physical because when I saw him I would pretend to put him in a head lock and then smash him in the teeth until a family member would poke me with a stick to snap me out of it. I wrote a nice email and a snail mail to CNN management to explain they lost a long time fan because of Lou Dobbs.
Maybe I tolerate him because he is a Christian Bigot, which being in Texas so long leads me to believe is better than being a Secular Bigot like Lou Dobbs. Lou Dobbs who has no sense of humor and his independence - he was a registered Republican until he switched to Independent in 2006 to gain share - is fading fast as it looks like Barack Obama is NOT going to declare war on Mexico. And China... And Canada... Fences all around! I wonder if the China fence will go along our West coast or their East coast? I will have to call Bubba on that, he will know.
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Debra LaFave, the notorious teacher from Florida who had sex with a 16 year old boy has been released from house arrest this week. Though she has 7 more years of probation to serve, the mother of the victim/beneficiary and the prosecutors want her back under house arrest, it seem she will be allowed to run loose.
With no big guns and a complete lack of racial tension, this story seems to have been regionally scrambled from California and transported to Texas.
Why can't Iran test missiles without Neocons, Republicans, and John McCain intoning the Holocaust and yapping about World War III? I suppose it goes back to the Monroe Doctrine, that WE can do what WE want wherever WE want come Hell or High Water and YOU can't! So there!! 
Because 23 year old Serrano stabbed 21 year old Noel Quintanilla-Vaqujero 16 times rather than shot him a dozen times you may have guessed this happened outside of Texas, which would make you wrong. Just up the road a piece in fact. How did this one go down you think?
Bubba is always giving me a hard time about watching Communist Cable News (CNN). Bubba of course watches only FOX News Network. He is especially happy about our local affiliate Fox Channel now doing a live full hour of local news three times a day.
Thus far the switch has been fine. It seems I have exchanged Lou Dobbs for Pat Buchanan. It seems Pat is always on in the morning with Joe Scarborough, and quite often in the afternoons with Chris Mathews. 
