Thursday, July 17. 2008Call girl who brought Spitzer down, sued over Girls Gone Wild video
We know Ashley Dupre's name because of her role in the downfall of former Gov. Eliot Spitzer, a frequent customer of the famous hooker. Many may also have seen more of her in
the Girls Gone Wild videos.
Dupre is being sued by Amber Arpaio. It seems Dupre appears in one of the infamous GGW videos wearing nothing but a towel, and giving her name as Amber Arpaio. The narrator asks if she is 18 and whether the footage can be used on the video, of course she answers yes to both questions. .We all know these films are completely spontaneous -wink. More interesting is that to prove her age in the video, a New Jersey license is shown with Amber Arpaio's name and birth date, making Dupre appear to be in her 20's. No doubt, Arpaio has had a lot of explaining to do to people who got word that she'd gone wild. Arpaio is also suing producers of Girls Gone Wild. As a result, she also wants punitive and exemplary damages "in an amount appropriate to punish and make an example of Defendants," the suit argues. That could be quite a sum of money, I'd venture a guess that GGW is good for it. This photograph dated 2007 in St. Tropez, France and obtained from MySpace on March 12 shows Ashley Dupre, 22, the woman reportedly behind the downfall of New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, and now the defamation of the good name of Ms Arpaio's name. Call girl who brought Spitzer down, sued over Girls Gone sued over Girls Gone Wild video 
Thursday, July 17. 2008Maine woman finds 8 foot Python under her jeans
Mara Ranger pulled her blue jeans out of the machine Weds. reached in to grab the rest of the load and felt something move. "I jumped back and all of a sudden it's head starts coming out of the washing machine and it looked huge," Ranger told a local Gorham, Maine TV station. The owner of
the 1800's era farmhouse immediately slammed the lid. Both police and an animal control officer turned down her plea for help. Make mental note to tell the former that you think he's carrying pot.
Fortuitously named Richard Burton of Maine Animal Damage Control did come to the rescue. When Burton donned welder's gloves and reached in, expecting a 4 foot snake...he kept pulling and pulling until he had an 8 foot and very angry Python which immediately wrapped itself around Burton's hand, cutting off the blood flow. Pythons aren't poisonous, but do kill prey with their teeth while it's trapped in their deadly hold, much like Burton was, I shudder to think what could have happened to Ranger had she blindly grabbed her laundry. Just to be safe, a moratorium on laundry might be a good idea. Burton then wrestled the scaly reptile into a plastic bag, tied it shut and brought it to Lewiston. How the snake got into the washer remains unknown. "Now that it's gone, I'm going to be checking crevasses and corners," Ranger said. "I'm going to be looking in the tub first - before and after, maybe even during, the rinse cycle." You're braver than I toots, that farmhouse would be a distant memory for me by now! Maine woman finds 8 foot Python under her jeans
Thursday, July 17. 200811 yr old boy slows speeders with hot wheels radar gun and siren
Eleven year-old Landon Wilburn is most likely loved or hated in the Stone Lakes subdivision of Louisville. While other olds are playing baseball, or video games he has made it his
mission in life to slow speeders.
At first he would shout at them telling them to slow down. Apparently his shouts didn't impress them. Now he wears a reflective vest, a bicycle helmet,and is armed with a flashlight with a built in siren and a Hot Wheels brand radar gun which he points and records the speed of passing vehicles.Toys are a lot more realistic these days, judging from the number of drivers who have locked up their brakes when they spotted him clocking them and heard the siren, unnerving to the most devoted speeder! The city will install speed bumps if 70 percent of the residents agree and are willing to put up half the money. It might be a good idea, Landon won't be interested in this volunteer job forever. 11 yr old boy slows speeders with hot wheels radar gun and siren
Thursday, July 17. 2008Man who dressed as 6 foot penis at NY graduation must apologize
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but few in authority were amused by a 19-year old graduate's attire. Rather than traditional cap and gown, he devised a six foot penis costume, perhaps similar to the offensive one pictured.
Calvin Morett pleaded guilty of disorderly conduct at the Saratoga performing arts center in New York, though a video has appeared on YouTube. One could credit him with knowing what and who he truly is, though a simple T-shirt proclaiming "I'm a D***" might have helped him avoid court, and ever having to say he's sorry. Man who dressed as 6 foot penis at NY graduation must apologize
Wednesday, July 16. 2008Spooky antique Florida doll, inspiration for Chuckie will see you now
There is just enough time to purchase your tickets and high tail it to the Atlantic Paranormal Society Convention July 19 and 20 in Clearwater, to see a one hundred year old legend and model for a modern movie "star." Perhaps he's more of a celebrity, albeit an inanimate one , or is he - inanimate we mean?
The murderous Chuckie doll is said to have sprung from the legends of a doll belonging to Key West artist Robert Eugene Otto, who was given the straw stuffed doll in the late 1800's. (Gee Thanks Auntie Elvira!) Robert has been a regular on Key West ghost tours for years For the legends to exist after this many years, as well as the doll, gives one pause. It's said that Otto and the doll were very close, and the boy often blamed the doll for strange events or accidents. While it isn't unusual for a child to blame imaginary friends, the doll began to frighten others to the point that it was put up in an attic room. From there, he was said to be seen staring out of the window, taunting and frightening passers-by. Spooky antique Florida doll, inspiration for Chuckie will see you now
Tuesday, July 15. 2008Streetwalking catfish on morning stroll in Florida neighborhood
Residents of the Pinellas Park subdivision, while sipping their morning coffee could glance out the window this morning and see around 30 catfish meandering by. Yes, the catfish were walking, strolling, parading, ambulating, moseying along like.....well, fish out of water.
A lawn care worker Diane Fernandez told Bay News 9 "I was like no way there's fish in the street, and I kept going further and further and seeing fish everywhere - in driveways. I've never seen anything like it.""We thought it was a prank at first," one resident said, "that maybe somebody dumped some fish, but then we realized that it was coming up from the sewer that we had so much rain last night." The residents weren't seeing things.A scientist from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission told the TV station that "walking catfish" do indeed travel brief distances as long as they stay moist. They are sturdy creatures who live in storm drains, and when there's a lot of precipitation...well, out they come." The fish would probably be easy pickin' for opportunistic fishermen, but there's something slightly creepy and intimidating about a fish that can walk right up to you. It would be like a cow gracefully swimming up to your boat, flipping and doing a backstroke out to sea. Streetwalking catfish on morning stroll in Florida neighborhood
Tuesday, July 15. 2008Sex on the beach in Dubai leads to police action, 79 arrests for bare breasts, nudity
As in a previous story about Greece, we have some randy Brits to thank for the current campaign in Dubai. A couple was caught having sex on the beach, and we don't mean a fluffy bar drink.
We truly can't blame them alone, the couple merely drew attention to the hordes of Westerners from many countries who visit the popular vacation spot, but have no regard for the social mores of the Muslim city-state. Within two weeks there have been 79 arrests.for topless sunbathing, nudity, and indecent behavior. There now are undercover officers strolling on the beach, and officers in watchtowers to enforce the decency campaign. Complaints to policehave ranged from families being offended, to topless sunbathers complaining that men stare at them. "I understand that I have to respect the rules of the country," said John MacLean, a British tourist on holiday with his girlfriend. But, he added, "I am not sure if I can kiss her or touch her in public." My advice is to keep your knickers on, and your hands to yourself. Sex on the beach in Dubai leads to police action, 79 arrests for bare breasts, nudity
Monday, July 14. 2008Greek Oral Sex Competition ends in arrests
Combine sun, sand, gorgeous azure blue waters, steamy nights, and non-stop partying. You have an atmosphere which draws 15 million people a year to Zakynthos,Greece. Many are twenty-somethings from Britain. The atmosphere would encourage even those with some inhibitions to cast them to the gentle breeze, and make the rest of their year in often soggy and grey Britain a distant memory. This year will have been particularly memorable for some vacationers.
I'm certain it seemed like a good idea to participate in a paid competition. The girls would be paid whether they won or not, meet new people, and be a video star, with the competition posted on the internet...such a deal! After all, don't athletes get paid for what they do well?
Thus, the first and last annual Oral Sex Competition was born.The good news is that the women were paid. The bad news is that they needed the money for bail. The police arrested nine women for prostitution, as well as nine others and six Greek men, including two bar owners who were no doubt doing a land-office business at the time. The men were charged with "encouraging obscene behavior" a charge which boggles the mind when one considers the varied definitions of "obscene"in this country alone. Oh, and by the way don't look for the video, it's now called evidence. Greek Oral Sex Competition ends in arrests
Saturday, July 12. 2008Pastor nabbed in illegal deadly snake bust, using in church, sold on Net
I ask you, do we want clergy arrested like common criminals, after a sting operation?
You damn skippy we do! The latest to get a new and captive congregation is pastor James Coots of the Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus' Name, not surprisingly from Middlesboro, KY and without a phone. Was the sting over Graft or child abuse? Nay, it was carried out by the Fish and Wildlife Agency. In Coot's home alone were 42 copperheads, 11 timber rattlesnakes, three cottonmouth water moccasins, a diamondback rattler, two cobras, a puff adder, and Mrs. Coots in a pear tree. He was charged with buying, selling, and possessing illegal reptiles. Rather than being satisfied with just enough deadly snakes to kill his congregation many times over, he was selling them. Undercover officers purchased more than 200 illegal reptiles, some of which were advertised for sale on web sites. On site lists copperheads for $50 each and cobras for $450. That's a lot faster than building the church finances with bake sales, but more than I'd pay before they were shoes. While handling snakes is practiced in a few fundamentalist churches in Appalachia, based on the literal interpretation of Bible verses stating true believers can take up serpents without being harmed. Some also practice taking poison from another portion of scripture. Both forms of modified Russian Roulette are illegal in most states, including Kentucky. When someone is bitten and dies, obviously they didn't "believe". A Tennessee woman died after being bitten by a rattlesnake during a service in 1995. Her husband must not have been a "true" believer either, he died three years later after having been bitten in northeastern Alabama, or another part of his anatomy. To think, you can purchase deadly and often imported snakes from a website, but the government has cracked down so we may not purchase a mild pain medication or sedative which are sold over the counter in many other countries often directly to the north and south of us. I particularly like the summation by an investigator in the Coot's Caper. "You can purchase anything off the Internet except common sense," Harrison said. "A venomous snake isn't a pet. You don't play with it. If you do, you're an idiot." Pastor nabbed in illegal deadly snake bust, using in church, sold on Net
Saturday, July 12. 2008Fondle a breast on new Russian park sculpture for virility
A sculpture recently commissioned may well make the southern Russian town of Bataysk into a major pilgrimage. The bas-relief sculpture, lying on a one-meter-high plinth in a park, near Rostov-on-Don, features a pair of breasts being fondled by a man's hand.
No ordinary sculpture, men are encouraged to interact and gain great advantages from doing so. A suggestive engraved message in verse will encourage men to touch the breasts themselves to "Improve their manly strength and stay young forever." I believe that is the G-rated version, and a loose translation. The sculptor, Anatoly Sknarin saw a similar composition in Amsterdam on a paving slab in the red-light district, and utilized the concept in his home town, though the headless work resembles nothing so much as a woman with very large hands performing a self breast exam. Apparently Russians take a much different view of sexuality and "naughtyness" than some conservative Americans. I cannot help but remember when Ashcroft insisted that the American citizens spend $7,000 for a drape designed to cover the long exposed breast of the statue of Justice, lest he be photographed in front of a - gasp - female breast, much less touching it! Fondle a breast on new Russian park sculpture for virility
Friday, July 11. 2008Video, Chilean stripper arrested for pole dancing on subway
Friday, July 11. 2008Tenn Man sues Church after hitting head during real spiritual experience
Matt Lincoln claims that he asked God for a "real experience" while praying in the Lakewind Church of Knoxville,Tenn. The good news is that he had quite an experience. The bad news is that some people are just never happy. In fact, he claims he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while worshiping. Some might attest that injury happened long ago.
There is one more possibility, perhaps he prayed for a really large amount of money and didn't share that prayer request with the press. If so, he is attempting to sue the church for $2.5 million dollars, because their insurance denied his claim for injuries he claims to have suffered while bowled over by the Spirit. Apparently it is their fault that he keeled over. Think of the legal repercussions in bars across the land. The spiritual seeker claims he needs the large amount of money for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering. I had no idea one could sue a church over an answer to prayer gone awry. Fifty seven year old Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 injury, but still feels pain in his back and legs. He did not mention whether he had attended any healing conferences for those injuries or not, one gets the impression he is busy with legal matters. Oopsie! Lawyers for the church say other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They say he failed to look out for his own safety. His claim is that he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone. Perhaps a well timed "heads up" would be in order, or if faking a fall it's never a good idea to laugh at the scene of the scam. Tenn Man sues Church after hitting head during real spiritual experience
Thursday, July 10. 2008UW students falling out of dorm windows, parties, alcohol, drugs?
Since the mid 1980's at the UW in Seattle alone, at least six male students have died from falling out of windows in fraternity houses or dorms. At least five more have broken their backs, their necks or suffered other severe injuries. Countless others have fallen but escaped serious injury — and, in many cases, detection.
I had assumed the pull of gravity was extremely strong in the area of the U, and perhaps some leaning far out of the windows to catch a beer headed south might have met with this ill fate. Not so, they've no need. The fraternities provide them with more than enough alcohol. Neither does it have to do with the infamous light deprivation in the area. Wrong again on drugs, this IS Washington. According to some parents, it is the fault of the windows, which oddly enough have kept students safely inside for decades. It has most recently been brought to the fore by the fatal plunge of yet another student from his third floor window on June 14. Slipping on the ladder to his bunk, out the window he flew after a long night of partying in the frat house. The ladder was secured with a tennis shoe on each leg to prevent slippage. Not recommended. The initial attention getter this year was in March. Dawn Mott 22, was in critical condition after falling through her sixth floor room's plate glass window. Fortunately her fall was broken as were some bones by landing on the second-story awning above the cafeteria, she is a survivor. Of course, there are many more stories each with their own details and stupidity, the one commonality seems to be the alcohol driven lifestyle at the Greek frats. These are tomorrow's movers and shakers folks, as they are fond of reminding us. A proud tradition of legislators, doctors, and politicians still belong to their Greek fraternities. I find it interesting that parents blame the University for this alcohol-fueled tragedy rather than their own offspring. For example, a student and his parents are filing suit against Delta Upsilon and the window installer. The student, Erik Anderson survived. According to the suit he's a victim. This is especially ironic as he was the one who had organized the particular party he'd attended until the wee hours just before his fall. Innocently, Anderson was lying in his bunk bed next to a "free swinging window" after drinking at a "Trashed Tuesday"party. The lawsuit continues saying he rolled, "fell through the nearly five-foot opening, plunging from his fourth story bed to the concrete 45 feet below, "suffering massive injuries." His parents seek $279,000. Beware of bed spins, apparently they can throw you off of your mattress and out of the window....who knew? UW students falling out of dorm windows, parties, alcohol, drugs?
Wednesday, July 9. 2008Russian Christian Preacher Grigori Grabovoy gets 11 years for resurrection scam
Editor's note: If we applied the same criteria of religious fraud in America I would guess every TV preacher here would be in jail!
Wednesday, July 9. 2008Desperate German housewife's guest blabs for 30 hours, police called alcohol suspected
Desperate housewife in Speyer, near Berlin said her friend visited and talked for 30 hours straight, as reported to authorities on Saturday night. The guest began the evening with a run-down of personal problems, while becoming more juiced as time went by. We've all known someone who gets "crying jags" caused by alcohol, also what is best described as violent attacks or recountings of "everyone who done me wrong" often with a great deal of repetition. The hostess tried every method to convince the guest to leave. She sounds nice, I'm certain she stopped short of the fire place poker.
Personally, I believe our hostess deserves a medal at the least, and sainthood in all probability. She waited 30 hours before calling Emergency Services, only to learn that the ambulance refused to take the garrulous guest, fortunately the police did take "gabby", though they could find no reason to hold or file charges. Perhaps there should be a new crime called Auditory Rape? In all honesty, how often have you wished you could call authorities after a much lesser time of enduring a bore, inebriated or not? Often your main concern is to keep your head from snapping upward again, as it's falling into blissful slumber on your chest. This is usually the case while the "talker" takes no notice of your glazing eyeballs rolling upward, or attempts to stay awake. Amazingly, there are people who carry on like this without a single drink. I know I divorced one and his family, it's genetic as well. Desperate German housewife's guest blabs for 30 hours, police called alcohol suspected
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