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Keith Olberman's Worst Person-(R) Michelle Bachman, Minn.Minorities to blame for finances-again? Bill O! on Seinfeld




Is that a wig? Could there be an egg shaped head on the congresswoman? If so, they've infiltrated, and we'll have to spray! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Keith Olberman World's Worst Countdown, Obama, Hannity,Rove


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Keith Olberman - Backpeddling Palin On Couric Agrees With Obama on Pakistan




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Blogs 4 Borders Vigilante Report - Blame Mexican Immigrants for U.S. Financial Emergency and Crime!




A talking egg tells you who is to blame for everything! What a relief for the high rollers thought to be responsible for the financial problems! Got a problem? You know who to blame, just as soon as they're finished re-building after IKE and picking the fruit. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Horsey cartoon: Lipstick on a Pig - Distraction Republican Style


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Craig Ferguson - on McCain Suspending Campaign and Obama Debate Debacle 9-24-08




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Bill Maher - Great interview! Chris Rock on Obama vs McCain


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Palin on abstinence ONLY, no sex education, contraception, just shotgun weddings!


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Just WEIRD - Sarah Palin's Witch Hunting Pastor Muthee returns to Wasilla




This truly is a strange video in every sense of the word. It gives more background on "rev" Muthee, the Witch Hunter whom Sarah Palin credits with praying her to power. The church has a mission which involves all of us, and we thought our days of burning witches was shamefully behind us. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Keith Olberman-Richard Wolf, Presidential Debate, McCain Admits U.S. Torture, All Sneers no substance



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Katie Couric - interview one, Sarah Palin Reveals Intimacy With Russian Neighbors n' stuff


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Keith Olberman- McCain lies to Letterman about "crisis"appears on Couric instead!


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OR Nude Street Skater Stopped DueTo Complaints From- Construction Workers?


Construction workers object to Nude female skater OR Maybe it's because it's a new world, a different sensitivity in a generation which has allegedly been raised on gender equality, or maybe it's the Pacific Northwest blahs combined with Testosterone- B- Gone in the water supply. Whatever it is, it's more than a little weird, just when we should be encouraged to hear of a situation where a woman was not treated with disrespect while passing construction sites. After all, generations of women have complained about rude catcalls from construction workers. I daresay the idea of passing them nude was completely out of the question.

Gennifer Moss, aka Earth Friend Gen was denied permission by the organizers of the Fourth of July celebration in Ashland, OR to skate nude in the parade. Mind, Ashland is the center of earth-friendly, herb friendlier, easy going people who even host a Shakespeare Fest each year. Needless to say, it's probably the most free-wheeling place in OR.

Moss may have missed the parade, but she's been been skating al fresco in and out of traffic, whizzing past rush hour commuters and tourists. Police take a lax view of such freedom. After all, it is said that occasional nude bike rides draw police only for crowd control and shows featuring live sex acts are protected as free speech.

The few calls police got about Ms Moss said it was for her safety. Who then convinced police that Earth Friend Gen put her clothing on at last? Police told her to tone it down after construction workers complained. If you feel the earth tipping, it's only natural. She tied on a little bikini bottom and skated awaaaaay. We know she's not padded.

OR Nude Street Skater Stopped Due To Complaints From - Construction Workers?
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New rules with Bill Maher - Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston political prisoner




The one victim and captive, who has said he's not ready for marriage but apparently has no say in the matter since the baby gramma is running for VP. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Huge Alaska Women (and Men and Children) reject Sarah Palin Rally


Women Against Palin Rally in Alaska HUGE "The largest political rally in the history of Alaska!"

What's that you say - you haven't heard of it? Join a LARGE club! As many things do, the rally was organized by a small group of women talking over coffee. Knowing Palin would have heavy media coverage when she returned on the 14th, making it appear that all of Alaska welcomed her, they wanted the other side shown as well. Even they didn't know how big "the other side" was at the time. They printed and posted fliers around town, and contacted some media people.

The most troublesome "media" was to be KBYR radio host, all around nasty-ass, big fish in a small pond, Eddie Burke. Beyond announcing the rally, he called the people planning to attend "a bunch of socialist baby-killing maggots." That wasn't his crowning achievement however. So confident in his opinions is he, that he stooped to one of the lowest possible attempts to intimidate. He announced the names and phone numbers of the organizers over the air! He then encouraged his already dangerously loony listeners to call and "share" their feelings with the planners. It's okay, on the day of the protest, when he started to hold forth, he was surrounded by people chanting "O-BA-MA!" over the top of his reactionary bluster.

As you can see, it was a moral victory, even if the media was an enormous disappointment. Though the media was already in town, they couldn't be bothered to check into a large rally, as opposed to a few toadies greeting an airplane It's estimated that somewhere over 1400 people came, carried home made signs, chanted,and honked horns! This isn't bad a'tall for an impromptu and enthusiastic showing of the feelings of many Alaskans. They wanted the world to know that not all Alaskans support Sarah Palin! See MORE photos by clicking link. "The Alaska Women (Men and Children) Reject Palin Rally" Was HUGE!
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Eve Ensler,feminist activist, playwright "The Vagina Monologues," On Sarah Palin, Danger to Us, Environment and Polar Bears,


Eve Ensler, feminist, environmentalist, Playwright The Vagina Monologues, On Sarah Palin! Danger to us, planet, polar bears! I am having Sarah Palin nightmares. I dreamt last night that she was a member of a club where they rode snowmobiles and wore the claws of drowned and starved polar bears around their necks. I have a particular thing for Polar Bears. Maybe it’s their snowy whiteness or their bigness or the fact that they live in the arctic or that I have never seen one in person or touched one. Maybe it is the fact that they live so comfortably on ice. Whatever it is, I need the polar bears.

I don’t like raging at women. I am a Feminist and have spent my life trying to build community, help empower women and stop violence against them. It is hard to write about Sarah Palin. This is why the Sarah Palin choice was all the more insidious and cynical. The people who made this choice count on the goodness and solidarity of Feminists.But everything Sarah Palin believes in and practices is antithetical to Feminism which for me is part of one story — connected to saving the earth, ending racism, empowering women, giving young girls options, opening our minds, deepening tolerance, and ending violence and war.

I believe that the McCain/Palin ticket is one of the most dangerous choices of my lifetime, and should this country choose those candidates the fall-out may be so great, the destruction so vast in so many areas that America may never recover. But what is equally disturbing is the impact that duo would have on the rest of the world. Unfortunately, this is not a joke. In my lifetime I have seen the clownish, the inept, the bizarre be elected to the presidency with regularity.

Sarah Palin does not believe in evolution. I take this as a metaphor. In her world and the world of Fundamentalists nothing changes or gets better or evolves. She does not believe in global warming. The melting of the arctic, the storms that are destroying our cities, the pollution and rise of cancers, are all part of God’s plan.

She is fighting to take the polar bears off the endangered species list. The earth, in Palin’s view, is there to be taken and plundered. The wolves and the bears are here to be shot and plundered. The oil is here to be taken and plundered. Iraq is here to be taken and plundered. As she said herself of the Iraqi war, ‘It was a task from God.’

Sarah Palin does not believe in abortion. She does not believe women who are raped and incested and ripped open against their will should have a right to determine whether they have their rapist’s baby or not. She obviously does not believe in sex education or birth control. I imagine her daughter was practicing abstinence and we know how many babies that makes.

Sarah Palin does not much believe in thinking. From what I gather she has tried to ban books from the library, has a tendency to dispense with people who think independently. She cannot tolerate an environment of ambiguity and difference. This is a woman who could and might very well be the next president of the United States. She would govern one of the most diverse populations on the earth.

Sarah believes in guns. She has her own custom Austrian hunting rifle. She has been known to kill 40 caribou at a clip. She has shot hundreds of wolves from the air.

Sarah believes in God. That is of course her right, her private right. But when God and Guns come together in the public sector, when war is declared in God’s name, when the rights of women are denied in his name, that is the end of separation of church and state and the undoing of everything America has ever tried to be.

I write to my sisters. I write because I believe we hold this election in our hands. This vote is a vote that will determine the future not just of the U.S., but of the planet. It will determine whether we create policies to save the earth or make it forever uninhabitable for humans. It will determine whether we move towards dialogue and diplomacy in the world or whether we escalate violence through invasion, undermining and attack. It will determine whether we go for oil, strip mining, coal burning or invest our money in alternatives that will free us from dependency and destruction. It will determine if money gets spent on education and health care or whether we build more and more methods of killing. It will determine whether America is a free open tolerant society or a closed place of fear, fundamentalism and aggression.

If the Polar Bears don’t move you to go and do everything in your power to get Obama elected then consider the chant that filled the hall after Palin spoke at the RNC, ‘Drill Drill Drill.’ I think of teeth when I think of drills. I think of rape. I think of destruction. I think of domination. I think of military exercises that force mindless repetition, emptying the brain of analysis, doubt, ambiguity or dissent. I think of pain.

Do we want a future of drilling? More holes in the ozone, in the floor of the sea, more holes in our thinking, in the trust between nations and peoples, more holes in the fabric of this precious thing we call life? Eve Ensler, September 5, 2008 Thanks to Frekklz for this profound find. Eve Ensler,feminist activist, playwright "The Vagina Monologues," On Sarah Palin, Drill Drill Drill!
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video, AR Preacher Tony Alamo caught in Child Porn,Sexual Abuse Scandal




Preacher or Cult Leader Tony Alamo of Arkansas was taken in this AM. The result of a two year investigation, when asked why, he answered Why did they make up allegations about Jesus? He's flying with some pretty exclusive company. At this time, charges are child porn and sexual abuse. I doubt this is what Jesus meant when he said "Suffer the little children to come unto me." Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



SOUP with Joel McHale, Don't MISS "The WAY"! What God Hath Wrought,Song & Groovy Dancin'




A checkup with the Mail Nurse reveals a frightening dose of that ol' time religion, followed by a visit from Gawd Himself. Well, Joel with a bull horn, but really, who can say what the Lord looks like? Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Keith Olberman - McCain - Where in the World is Spain? This week's international debacle


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Video Stephen Colbert, ThreatDown (redux) Camp! Marijuana, Topiary Bears? Kix!




What innocent times those were, when these were the biggest worries. It seems like just....weeks ago! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home




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