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Back in Black, Sew a mouse on your face and live forever, Lewis Black

lewis black sews mouse on faceThe moment I heard about blood transfusions from the young to the old slowing down the aging process I thought about the new online market for “do it yourself” blood transfusion kits. And how to tweak it to work on babies and toddlers without waking them up. And how best old people can sneak into daycare centers at nap time.

Then even more intrigue came to me. It is very possible to incorporate a couple of blood transfusion needles with a bit of Novocaine into the upper dentures of old people so they could sneak into young people’s bedrooms at night and quietly suck blood from their necks. So comes marketing of neck guards.

How long before we hear news stories of old people stealing blood from young people in one way or another?  Or, young people selling their blood to old people? I expect the first case we will hear about will come from a cell phone recording by Donald Sterling. Who is not a racist but a victim of cell phone recordings made public.