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The Ballad of Cliven Bundy, Stephen Colbert

“I want to tell you one more thing I know about the Negro, They abort their young children, they put their young men in jail, because they never learned how to pick cotton. And I’ve often wondered, are they better off as slaves, picking cotton and having a family life and doing things, or are they better off under government subsidy? They didn’t get no more freedom. They got less freedom.” Republican Patriot and Rand Paul fan Cliven Bundy.

The ballad of cliven bundyAny guesses on what Cliven Bundy has to say about Jews? Or his Christian bonafides? Or his political party affiliation? Or his education? Or is IQ?

And where did all this armed hatred of the United States Government come from? RONALD REAGAN.

So who was caught with their pants down on this one? Those with their pants down below their knees:

US Senator Dean Heller (R-NV)
US Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX)
US Senator Rand Paul (R-KY)
Governor of Texas Rick Perry
Greg Abbot, next Governor of TX
Arizona Sheriff Richard Mack
Herman Cain
Too many talk radio hosts to mention

And who was caught with his pants down below his ankles and found wearing no underwear?

Fox News Sean Hannity