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Ben Carson, Breath of Fresh Air President Campaign Ad is real

“One nation under GOD!” The first words spoken by Dr Ben Carson in his first Presidential campaign ad.

Ben Carson president campaign adAre you kidding me?  I am still looking for the FUNNY OR DIE logo. I am sure this video was vetted to appeal to the Republican Base, who now own all of congress. I would guess it’s a combination of  Jesus and animal feces in the air that destroying so many trillions of brain cells out there in the hinterlands. Though the chicken and egg issue seems to be addressed there.

So what do you think? Is this third incarnation of the Black Republican Clown running for President surpass Alan Keyes and Herman Cain? I also have to ask, what do you think has made a neurosurgeon dumber than a bag of hammers? What could possibly be that powerful? I remember taking the LSAT long ago with all the questions having the stated requirement that the answer must be consistent with the previous answer. So please make sure the words MICHELLE BACHMANN are in your answer.

I did take notice that Dr Ben reached out to that red rural base of his with “Washington and Jefferson were farmers!” Of course leaving out the “and slave owners” part. Not sure why he would leave that out after claiming Obama care is the worst thing that ever happened since slavery.

Aside from the graphic of the EKG lifeline going flat to show how America is dying because of Obamacare, I most enjoyed the relentless Founding Fathers theme from this Tea Party, Christian Fundamentalist Evangelical Creationist rabid pro Life Right-wing lunatic – this is hard to believe but there it is:

“The founding Fathers envisioned government to be about calm rational debate.”

Fox News this week removed Ben Carson from their employment rolls as he is now running for President and more than anything, Fox News does not want to be seen as biased, unfair, or unbalanced.  I like that word for Fox News, UNBALANCED.

Ben Carson fans can now find him shoving out his foul right-wing swill over at the kingmaker of foul right-wing swill, Joesph Farah’s WorldNetDaily. WND.COM.  Hey, if you have never been there before, take a look, you will not believe it. BTW, Joesph Farah wrote Rush Limbaugh’s second best selling book, SEE I TOLD YOU SO.