BEST: Newt.. Porn Fan of the Year. Plus, longest, fastest mooning in history

Take one 22-yr old German student, minus a train ticket. Add one order to disembark, and a desire to show his feelings to the world, briefly. He showed them and more, for a harrowing 650 feet! Always buy quality pants. Watch Best to see
just how he became so attached to train and pants.

Edward Stefanick of Ross, PA, surprised to be wakened by the nice fire fighters,
who had been working in his home for two hours.

Best Political Revenge: To Allison Vivas of The Pink Visual Company, makers of such films as "Wife Switch Volume Seven," To show what wonderful research Gingrich and pals do before awarding their PAC Entrepreneur of the Year Award, they had
selected Allison Vivas, and dejected her just as quickly when they belatedly discovered what her business did.

No hard feelings from The Pink Visual Company, I believe they may have instituted
a first annual award for the Newtie, and did not remove it! He still holds the title…see Worst!