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Best of Stephen Colbert Last Week, GOP Safe Zones

Best of Stephen Colbert Last Week, May #1

Best of Stephen Colbert Last Week, May #1In this recap of last week’s Tonight Show with Stephen Colbert the controversial holster joke went missing.

It was bad enough when it went viral last week and millions  of Trump voters ran for their Safe Zones. You know, to gun shops, the range, Hobby Lobby, the Cinco de Milo party and hiding in their bedrooms with Fox News and Sean Hannity.

Bill Maher did even worse on Friday night playing to Donald Trump’s incest blatherings about his daughter Ivanka. He implied the joke rather than told it. It sent Trump voters so far into their Safe Zone that now Oklahoma has more people than California.

You know I had to change the name of this website over twenty years ago because I was told repeatedly that the term Conservatively Incorrect went over everyone’s head.

From White House staff leaks we just found out where whinny little bitch Donald’s Safe Zone is. Where they say he spends most of his time other than golfing. Upstairs in his bathrobe watching cable news to see himself on TV.

Macron won big in France because of Donald Trump.
The Republicans and their health bill vote will doom them thanks to Donald Trump.
America has become the laughing stock of the world because of Donald Trump.