For $100,000 donation Bette Midler will moon you from the Moon!
Before any Red State Republicans reading this get their little black hearts all bunched in a knot about Hollywood liberal treehuggers wanting to destroy the entire solar system it must be stated from the getto, “This is not a real campaign by Bette Midler as trees cannot survive on the Moon.” As the video clearly explains at the end. Yes I am aware of the dishonesty of putting the disclaimer at the end rather than the beginning, but at least it’s more honest than anything from either the Bible or Fox News has to say where there is no disclaimer at all.
Oh and from what I gather, teraforming, even with something like lichens or algae will not work on the Moon as the oxygen will escape into space. We could give it a try on Mars though. A red planet for a red electorate.