BEWHITE INDUSTRIES
Be What You are Not!
As an African-American do you want to end discrimination against YOURSELF?
Send for the Uncle Clarence Thomas guide on becoming White! Endorsed by OJ Simpson!
Learn the ten easy steps!
1) Join the Republican Party!
2) Call Rush and tell him how Black you are before you suck up to him.
3) Promise not to act Black.
4) Change your wardrobe from full color to grayscale.
5) Trade in your Temptations albums for the Ray Coniff collection.
6) Compete in ballroom dancing.
7) Learn to talk like a snob with the William Safire language tapes.
8) Learn to walk like you have something big stuck up your butt.
9) Stop having fun in church and go to those real boring White ones.
10) Claim civil rights workers are communists.