Bill Cosby, clearly going for the insanity defense, exited the courtroom this week, greeting onlookers with his famous ‘Fat Albert’ catch-phrase – “Hey! Hey! Hey!” Cosby’s action was less crazy than the Republicans expecting to pass the mysterious health care act, although no one has seen it. Odder still, Republicans are unprepared for any push-back, which could be widely defined as basic questions about the plan. They are completely unable to enlighten their fellow lawmakers much less the public, if Orrin Hatch is any example. Perhaps the bill is so secretive that even those who are writing it aren’t privy to the bill in its entirety?
Even Donnie Two Scoops Trump knows the bill is unpopular. Behind closed doors, he is said to have told his fellow Republicans that it was “Mean!” Sources say he then stamped his feet and screamed until he tuckered himself out and fell asleep right there on the floor. ‘Sources’ again intimate that these impromptu ‘naps’ make it possible for him to begin his busy day of tweeting at 3 am.