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Bill Maher, cultural updates for the recently exonerated

gigantic assGigantic asses aside, Bill Maher forgot a few things:

Like there is now a computer screen on the dashboard of your car that talks to you and tells you where to go.

The most important thing in your daily life is how much battery time is left on your smartphone.  41% and the nervous facial ticks begin.

 

Most all the news is now brought to you by products that allow you to phis your pants and get a stiffy.

Grade school kids know more about math than their parents. They know WHY 2 and 2 is 4. Do you? That’s why COMMON CORE is so controversial, it makes parents feel stupid.

Unchanged, that horrible rap music is still on top just like it was when you went in 25 years ago.

You must have a gun, preferably a 40 round assault rifle, to survive until tomorrow.

And of course what we do most, watch whatever you want on TV WHENEVER you want.