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Bill Maher Future News, Bristol Palin Gets Pregnant while Pregnant

Bristol Palin pregnant while pregnantWith Real Time taking the next month off, Bill Maher treats us with the news headlines he will be presenting when he returns in September.

BTW, Miss Abstinence here deserves everything she gets on this one.  Looks like the Palins are done dancing, the Duggers are over, Paula Deen’s comeback was a flop, so all they have anymore is Duck Dynasty with Phil Robertson. Who has yet to comment on the Gay Marriage decision. Boy can’t wait for that!

I wonder if Father Phil can top Mike Huckabee on this one. Here you go…

“The Supreme Court has spoken with a very divided voice on something only the Supreme Being can do-redefine marriage. I will not acquiesce to an imperial court any more than our Founders acquiesced to an imperial British monarch. We must resist and reject judicial tyranny, not retreat.

“This ruling is not about marriage equality, it’s about marriage redefinition. This irrational, unconstitutional rejection of the expressed will of the people in over 30 states will prove to be one of the court’s most disastrous decisions, and they have had many. The only outcome worse than this flawed, failed decision would be for the President and Congress, two co-equal branches of government, to surrender in the face of this out-of-control act of unconstitutional, judicial tyranny.”

“The Supreme Court can no more repeal the laws of nature and nature’s God on marriage than it can the law of gravity. Under our Constitution, the court cannot write a law, even though some cowardly politicians will wave the white flag and accept it without realizing that they are failing their sworn duty to reject abuses from the court. If accepted by Congress and this President, this decision will be a serious blow to religious liberty, which is the heart of the First Amendment.”