I would guess the GOP contenders for President were edited down to nine for time constraints with Rick Santorum and Scott Walker sure to run and and several potential candidates we pray will run; Michele Bachmann, Sarah Palin, Donald Trump and of course Fling Bang Moose Rusty Bilibong Poostinky Oatmeal Cheese who recently left the British Silly Party for the even sillier American Republican Party.
I do not want to ruin the spot for you because you need to watch it. But Bill Maher gives each of the nine Nazguls of the GOP a sound drubbing, so I will leave with just one of his least offensive attacks.
“Ben Carson, you are an insane paranoid liar who will say anything, or as Fox News puts it, when can you start?” Bill Maher
Fox News is watched by more people than all the other cable news outlets combined. There is big money in making insane paranoid liars feel good about themselves.