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Bill Maher, New Rules Shorts, Jan 16 2015

Why sit in a conventional chair when you can sit in a chair that feels like you are being cradled in a fat guy’s ass?

fat guy's ass chairFat guy ass aside, we begin with the South Dakota DON’T JERK AND DRIVE campaign. Being from up Nort dare by Green Bay doan ya know, even I was clueless as to what the Hell they were talking about. Imagine what the Confederate States must think? BTW have you noticed that the states presently not allowing gay marriages are the same states that championed slavery, would not allow interracial marriages and refused to integrate? What’s with that? Oh yeah, the Bible Belt.

And that is the issue that most tries my soul. Not that Jesus may be this or that, but that here in my America Jesus IS a slave owning, racist, sexist, bigot with a gun. So any kick in the pants to religion, whether by satire, mocking or a sexual crucifix is a very good thing and we need more of it.