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Brainghazi! Donald Sterling go Bye-Bye now, Daily Show

“He [Magic Johnson] made love to every girl in every city in America and he has AIDS and when he had those AIDS I went to my synagogue and prayed for him.” Donald Sterling making it better with Anderson Cooper.

Finally CNN gets a little bump!  And watch out for “those AIDS” whether they be bandaids, bromaids or silly rabbit aids.

“When Jews are successful they will help their people, and some of the African Americans, maybe I will get in trouble again, they don’t want to help anybody.” Donald Sterling proving Republicans are right, racism is dead in America.

brainghazi! Donald SterlingAnd hey, about time Christians got a break from all the stupid racist swill they get caught in. Hear! Here! For Jewish Religion! Not to mention the Muslim religion. What do Christianity, Judaism and Islam all have in common? They make Scientology look good.

The thing here is that if Donald Sterling is not a racist, then no one is. Which is pretty much the Republican consensus on race in America. The only racist or racism still alive in America comes from only one race, and most of that from just one man from that race, Al Sharpton.

I am not a racist, I just don’t like nwords.

Many of you who live in the more Northern climes think the statement above is something from a SNL skit, but I have heard it not a few times stated in all seriousness. Southerners know that to be a racist one has to have either owned slaves or have burned a cross in a black family’s yard. Anything else is just being who they are, Southern culture, Southern heritage with a Christian world view.