John Oliver considers some things that don’t – but definitely should exist – like Bread Pants. It’s hard to believe the doughy trousers aren’t already ‘a thing’ because Bread Pants would completely replace sweat pants and yoga pants for ‘at home’ wear. When one drops a gloppy bit of lasagna, soup or other slippery snack on your lap, you simply tear the soiled piece off, and you have a luscious bread accompaniment to what would have been a wasted mess on your lap! If you prefer, butter the pants before sitting down.
I particularly like the car keys which cry like a baby when you leave the house without them; and the search engine for parents is a great idea just waiting to happen. Perhaps the all-dog Blue Man Group would be a hit with bread pants wearers. John freely gives away several more ideas which are public domain, and can be snatched up by clever viewers, so get your patent protection and be the first organic treadmill inventor!