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Breast Feeding Hotline!


Breastfeeding virginsNow here is an issue that is so beyond my understanding that I question the sanity of humanity itself. Even as a 13 year old in the throes of sexual wonder it never occurred to me that breastfeeding was hot.  Or have a wet milky boob something to climb a tree to peek at. I don’t even have any idea where this aversion comes from?  Let me look it up.

First thing I notices is breast feeding in public is legal everywhere but Idaho. And that is pretty much in the entire world. Hear Here Idaho!

I could not find any names of those who decry breast feeding, only that it happens often and is usually a store employee asking the woman to leave.  We do get the names of the stores but never the individuals.

The standard anonymous declaration against public breast feeding is, “We don’t pee, poop, masturbate or have sex in pubic so why do we allow breastfeeding in public?

Wow. So many non sequiturs in that one hey? Much like the intellectual capacity of a person who would throw a snowball to deny global warming – which Senator Dan Inhofe did just yesterday on the floor of congress.

A dollar to a doughnut that if you follow this stupid, like most every stupid, you will come to the end of the road to find a personal relationship with Jesus Christ. Who was publicly breast fed.  Or so show literally hundreds of pieced of artwork.

See see… There’s Mary’s boob!  Hot Mary!  Hot, I have to sit down to keep from embarrassing myself. That is so hot.

But wait, isn’t it women who do the most complaining? Ah… Lesbians with a personal relationship with Jesus Christ?