Bristol Palin found Rick Perry’s glasses on the floor after he disappeared, she put them on and WoLa, we now have the default intellectual spokesperson for the Palin family.
As we see now, Bristol has become most intellectual member of the family – well other than Trig or Trick or Tick or Tock who may be more deserving of the title – has important Obama things to worry about.
What with Mother Sarah recently fired from Fox News and now busy as the starring entity on upstart cable news channel One America News Network which is trying to out-fox Fox News, The Blaze, Alex Jones and WND in the Right-wing swill department.
Sarah Palin’s premier performance with her cupcake interview with Donald Trump was seen by hundreds.
But back to Bristol and the new and improved voice of Palinese:
The President should be worrying about the radical jihadists in ISIS who are gaining land and power everyday as they enslave, rape, and murder their way through the Middle East. He should be worrying about Pastor Saeed and the other Americans held hostage in Iran while we send billions of dollars to them in a horrible nuclear deal. He should be worrying about the economy, which still hasn’t fully recovered. You should be worrying about our broken immigration system. The list goes on and on. But instead he worries about renaming a mountain.
The most striking part of this is the last line. President Obama worried about changing the name from Mt McKinley to Mt Denali for the 30 seconds it took to sign the executive order.
After all, there was nothing at all to worry about – though some Republicans do contend that the word “denali” means “black power” is the non existent Kenyan language. Really. Gosh. The way this primary season is going so far, the Republican brand had gone down so far than any Democrat or Third Party candidate will be able to beat them by 10 points.
It was of course nothing to worry about as every other family in Alaska, including the Eskimos, Indians, Senators, the governor and congressman all wanted the name changed except for the Palins.
What a drag it must be on Alaskans to have the Palins as their spokesman. Where’s the tar? Where are the feathers? Oops, I am saying this from Texas? Next door to Oklahoma and Louisiana? Sorry… My bad…