Dumbass, Texas – With the President already at work in Crawford removing what greenery he can find, the added benefit of Karl Rove and Roberto Gonzales helping with the chore could mean there may be nothing green left West of the Brazos by months’ end. It may seem improbable to some that just three men with chainsaws could defoliate half of Texas, but one must consider not only the "can-do" spirit of the trio who no longer have anything better to do, but that West Texas only has only 15 trees and a two dozen bushes to begin with. Though Rove has been somewhat lackadaisical in shutting up long enough to get any work done. Gonzales without even a change of clothes jumped right in saying he has always had an affinity for yard work. While Roberto strapped on a 5hp leaf blower, the President reflected upon Ronald Reagan’s time at his ranch chopping wood saying he would have a similar historic legacy, something the people could relate too, a "do something" President.