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Bush Vetoes Stem Cell Phone Research

Stem Cell Phone

Claiming Stem Cell Phones were not part of God’s Plan, an angry President Bush vetoed the bill to use federal money for stem cell research. Though not yet claiming stem cell phones were inherently evil, Bush did have this to say. 

"What’s the point? We have hands to hold cell phones. Stems are stems which hands replace or are replaced by stems, in plants, stems have plants.

The President went on to explain that he had no problem with Brain Stem Phones which he said he had quite a bit of leftover space for.