‘Caffeinated’ John Fugelsang: Elect President Jesus, America!on September 5, 2012 at 5:00 am
John Fugelsang points out that if there is one thing all American politicians and right-thinking folks claim to have in common, it’s Jesus! After all, they ‘know’ him, and claim that he shares their narrow views on gays, guns and abortion! What could be better than electing Jesus as President of the United States?
After a quick review of the actual beliefs and views expressed in the Bible by Jesus, ersatz followers are certain to be the first to initiate a hunt for President Jesus Christ’s birth certificate.