Thursday, July 24. 2008Jon Stewart explains the confusion between Obama and Osama
Thursday, July 24. 2008Jon Stewart does Robert Novak Corvette Hit and RunFYI, in the past it has been reported that Novak has more than once given people the finger from the drivers seat of his Black Corvette.
Thursday, July 24. 2008Stephen Colbert, NaS sings his Rap song Against FOX News, Sly FoxRap artist NaS recently got over 600,000 signitures on a petition gathered by ColorOfChange.org demanding that Fox News Network president Roger Ailes "find a solution to address racial stereotyping and hate-mongering before it hits the airwaves." Fox rejected the petitions. But Fox News Friend and Bill O'Reilly fan Stephen Colbert accepted the petition on the Colbert Report for Fox.
Thursday, July 24. 2008New minimum wage - Worst states nobody moves toGeorgia, North Carolina, Virginia and Maryland (business friendly areas) are going to make their states even more desirable by holding the line at the $234 weekly paycheck level. Indiana and Kentucky (kissing cousins) will both be blaming the July inflation reports on today's statewide Minimum Wage increases that push wage earner incomes into the $13,000 per year range. Louisiana, Oklahoma and Texas (oil and gas-rich states) will grudgingly go along and match the federal wages laws of $6.55 per hour going into effect this week. Montana, Utah and Idaho (keep going West young man) are the bosses' dream states with the bare minimal $28 a week raise as of July 24th -- like all the rest, according to the Labor Law Center. North Dakota, South Dakota and Wyoming (nice places to visit, but you know the rest) merely match the latest Federal hourly rate increases - thus staying one day ahead of Washington's wage laws. By enacting meaningless hourly pay legislation, all 15 of these not-so-desirable states ought to get a new State Motto: "Staying one step ahead of the law"
Wednesday, July 23. 2008Conservative mouthpiece Bob Novak hits pedestrian and speeds away
Robert Novak, syndicated columnist known for being the first to publicly reveal Valerie Plame's identity as a CIA operative, former Crossfire host, "compassionate conservative", and all-around sleaze ball, did his part to ease traffic congestion this morning by hitting a pedestrian and roaring away from the scene of the crime in his black Corvette.
He might have made a clean getaway were it not for bicycle commuter and attorney David Bono. Bono said a "black Corvette convertible with top closed plowed into the guy. The guy is sort of splayed onto the windshield.” Bono had also observed that the pedestrian had been within the crosswalk, and crossing on the "walk" signal before he became airborne. Bono chased Speedy Bob a half block, preventing an escape by placing his bike in front of the car, and called 911 Bono said that Novak kept trying to get away. Bono told him that you can't hit a pedestrian and just drive away. Novak is quoted as saying "I didn't see him there." Maybe he looked like an enormous bird on the windshield? Incredibly Novak was only charged with failing to yield the right of way, nothing about hitting a pedestrian or leaving the scene of a crime. Where I live it is felony hit and run, perhaps the laws are different in the nation's capitol? Fun facts. Novak is known around D.C. as an "aggressive" driver, easily spotted in his sports cars. In 2001, he cursed a pedestrian for allegedly jaywalking. "Learn to read the signs, (bodily orifice)" the righteous one barked before tearing off as reported by the Washington Post. Novak explained to the paper: "He was crossing on the red light. I really hate jaywalkers. I despise them. Since I don't run the country, all I can do is yell at 'em. The other option is to run 'em over, but as a compassionate conservative, I would never do that." (not where there are witnesses, as it turns out) Two years later, the same column reported that Novak had gone to a racing school in Florida. "I've wanted to be a race car driver all my life, and anyone who has watched me drive can tell you that,” Novak proudly stated. Indeed, race car driver, and privileged homicidal maniac with a proven record of no morals,scruples, or consequences.I too, wish you had chosen race car driving rather than Washington D.C. Bob. Conservative mouthpiece Bob Novak hits pedestrian and speeds away
Wednesday, July 23. 2008Jon Stewart with Lewis Black and the Selling of AmericaEarth to America! Beck is about 10 times better than Budweiser. ADAF
Tuesday, July 22. 2008Jon Stewart and Sub Prime Guru Richard Bitner Doubt CapitalismMr Stewart almost questions the concept of capitalism! Oh my God! In this case we are reminded that those with the least are charged the most for their homes. The have nots are charged muc more than the haves to borrow money. And it doesn't matter if its a mortgage, a car loan or even the cost of gas or groceries. Those with the most pay the least while those with the least pay the most.
Tuesday, July 22. 2008The Wiener Michael Savage says Autism is a Minority Scam
Friday, July 18. 2008Stephen Colbert on Cover of Esquire and Where is Cassius Clay
Friday, July 18. 2008Jon Stewart gets Lou Dobbs Head to Explode to find it was a Pinata
One needs to get about half way through the clip below to find the meat of the matter.  First is John McCain playing nice to the NAACP seeming to forget that he consistently, adamantly, loudly, and racially voted against a holiday for Martin Luther King every time he was able. After it passed he tried to keep the holiday from being celebrated in his home state of Arizona. I wonder how many Brothers and Sisters there are in Arizona anyway?Then comes the long long overdue [did I say long overdue] kick in the head to televisions' premier xenophobic, jingo nationalist, foreigner hating and Mexican despising bigot Lou Dobbs.
Thursday, July 17. 2008George W Bush Alpha Dog on the Colbert ReportClosing the G8 Summit George W Bush does one of those white people fist slaps to the air and shouts, "Goodbye from the World's biggest polluter!" Wow, what a guy... Seven years ago I came up with a pretty good little quote that will only work for another 100 days, so best use it before it becomes useless, and proudly put my name on it. "I can give George W Bush one thing, he is at least smarter than anyone who voted for him." Rack Jite.
Thursday, July 17. 2008Daily Show Jason Jones has J P Gus Godsey Explain why things are so goodGus Godsey is something to behold. He is what George W. Bush would be if he had not become President. Jason Jones' interview of the panel is a classic piece of satire, "the girl who thinks she's pretty" got me going.
Wednesday, July 16. 2008Stephen Colbert Loves the New Yorker Cover of the Obama's because its TrueAs Stephen says, the cover is funny because it's true!
Wednesday, July 16. 2008Stephen Colbert interviews Jason Riley Open Border with MexicoOpen border with Mexico? Unbridled immigration? Stephen didn't like the idea of Jason Riley's new book at all! Until the Wall Street Journal conservative said Mexicans would work for 25 cents an hour! Stephen was sold!!!!!!
Wednesday, July 16. 2008List of House and Senate Republicans who voted with George W. Bush Medicare Veto
The issue is not that complicated. The recent reduction in Medicare funding of 10% has caused doctors to stop taking new patients under the Medicare plan, leaving more and more of our senior citizens with no health insurance and little recourse other than they die while wealthy Republicans live. This is a very very REPUBLICAN issue, an example of that we all have suffered for a generation under their cold callous nastyass boot. All Democrats voted to override the veto, only Republicans voted against our senior citizens. This is much like the Senator Phil Gramm foo-pah last week telling us that our economic woes are all in our head. John McCain was about the only Republican to disagree, only because he is in a tight race. All conservative (Republican) pundits and most Republicans in office agreed with Gramm. Sure there are lots more Texans on the list than from any other state, but it is okay because they and the people they represent are very well armed.
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The issue made more news than normal because Senator Edward Kennedy who was recently operated on for a malignant brain tumor saw it as so important he came out of seclusion to the Senate Chamber to vote against George W. Bush's veto of the Medicare bill. 
