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Stephen Colbert Nails Medical Marijuana Use




With Seth Rogen starring in a hot new "stoner" movie and Cheech & Chong coming back for a "stoner" comedy tour, law and order advocate Stephen Colbert high steps up to the plate to cry foul!   Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Jon Stewart Interviews Ron Suskind and the Bush Iraq War Forgery




In his new book "The Way of the World: A Story of Truth and Hope in an Age of Extremism" Ron Suskind tells the story of the Bush Administration in 2003 - after no WMDs were found or any evidence of Saddam helping the 911 terrorists - luckily finding a 2001 handwritten letter by Saddam's Intelligence Chief, Tahir Jalil Habbush admitting that 911 leader Mohamed Atta was trained in Iraq and that Iraq went to Niger for yellow cake uranium, i.e., proof of Saddam's Iraqs nuclear WMDs and responsibility for 911. Turns out the letter that supposedly redeemed the Bush Administration was a forgery. That it was a forgery is really not at issue, but whether as Suskind seems to have proof of, that VP Dick Cheney asked that such a letter be produced and that CIA Directory George Tenet provided it.  The Forged Iraqi Letter: What Just Happened?  

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Republican Video Ad, Change you Deserve


See more Adam "Ghost Panther" McKay videos at Funny or Die
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Dr. Wheeler's Obama is the Anti Christ email


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Dr. Wheeler is pictured here with the 1980s terrorist group the Nicaraguan Contras. And here is proof of his gravitas from the top right-wing lunatic in the US Congress - since B1 Bob Dornan became too drunk to function - Dana Rohrabacher. 

"Jack Wheeler is just about the most interesting man I know. As a professional adventurer, he has discovered lost tribes and led expeditions to every corner of the globe. As a geopolitical strategist, he created the Reagan Doctrine, which led to the demise of the Soviet Union. He is a brilliantly original thinker and deeply perceptive analyst of world events. I value his counsel and friendship." - U.S. Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (Lunatic-CA)


This one has been going around since March but I just got it again today so I thought I would share it with you because  it explains the mystery so many political pundits cannot come to terms with - why Democrats beat Republicans in the polls by 20 points and there is only a 4 point spread between the Democrat candidate and the Republican candidate (who is also a clownish unstable old man.) Well here is the answer to that.  And this isn't about lunatics as it may seem, this represents about 30% of the electorate. Who do not cling to guns and religion, but wave their guns above their heads, intoning Jesus and who WILL VOTE straight Republican tickets no matter November hurricanes, tornadoes, volcanoes, earthquakes or the rapture itself. Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler To The Point - Wheelers Website

The O-man, Barack Hussein Obama, is an eloquently tailored empty suit. No resume, no accomplishments, no experience, no original ideas, no understanding of how the economy works, no understanding of how the world works, no balls, nothing but abstract empty rhetoric devoid of real substance.

He has no real identity. He is half-white, which he rejects. The rest of him is mostly Arab, which he hides but is disclosed by his non-African Arabic surname and his Arabic first and middle names as a way to triply proclaim his Arabic parentage to people in Kenya . Only a small part of him is African Black from his Luo grandmother, which he pretends he is exclusively.

What he isn't, not a genetic drop of, is 'African-American,' the descendant of enslaved Africans brought to America chained in slave ships. He hasn't a single ancestor who was a slave. Instead, his Arab ancestors were slave owners. Slave-trading was the main Arab business in East Africa for centuries until the British ended it.

Let that sink in: Obama is not the descendant of slaves, he is the descendant of slave owners. Thus he makes the perfect Liberal Messiah. It's something Hillary doesn't understand - how some complete neophyte came out of the blue and stole the Dem nomination from her. Obamamania is beyond politics and reason. It is a true religious cult, whose adherents reject Christianity yet still believe in Original Sin, transferring it from the evil of being human to the evil of being white. Thus Obama has become the white liberals' Christ, offering absolution from the Sin of Being White. There is no reason or logic behind it, no faults or flaws of his can diminish it, no arguments Hillary could make of any kind can be effective against it.
The absurdity of Hypocrisy Clothed In Human Flesh being their Savior is all the more cause for liberals to worship him: Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd. Thank heavens that the voting majority of Americans remain Christian and are in no desperate need of a phony savior. His candidacy is ridiculous and should not be taken seriously by any thinking American. Pass this on to every thinking American you know

Thinking Americans only!

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Another War for Bush and McCain on the Russian Georgia Border


The only thing saving us from world war in the Balkans is that neither George W. Bush or John McCain can possibly say anything against Russia for invading another nation.  

Both the President and McCain have argued so well for the invasion, bombing and occupation of both Afghanistan and Iraq (and the hopes of doing the same to Iran) that there is no possible way that they could even think about thinking about even hinting that Russia is wrong. After all Russia is only doing about 1/1000th of what we did on the other side of the world, but doing it on their own border for chrisake! Russian pushes rocket launchers, tanks to Georgia

Here is some REAL Shock and Awe from 2003 on Baghdad with a civilian population of 7 million. WOWZER! That one looks like a nuke! Remember what fun that was for us, not only did the press love it, but Service Pro made billions cleaning Lazy Boy's full of pee because it was so much fun bladder control failed on most all Republicans at the time. 

Makes what these Ruskies did this weekend look like the Sesame Street muppets singing Kumbia. 

So I thank the Lord that Americans have to keep their mouths shut on this one or spend an eternity on Hells' 7th level for hypocrisy beyond anything yet known in human history.

So thanx for that at least...

Update!  Oh no!  Bush had the balls to come on TV just now and say how wrong it is to invade another nation!  NO LIE!  I am not kidding!  Amazing.... Wait wait.... what's this?  Holy Hockeylockers!  Its John McCain looking more serious than every seen before!  Is he calling for war with Russia?  My God he is....  Votes are what he's after and what could better swing the angry white male vote to his side better than a third war (wait there's Iran in the queue) so that would be a fourth war. 

Seems Obama was wrong about them all clinging to religion and guns... Its not about clinging its about madly waving their guns over their heads chanting violent insane religious bullshit. Capacities are limited.

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President Evo Morales increases support in Bolivian Referendum


evo moralesBolivian President Evo Morales increased his support in a country wide referendum by winning 63% of the vote, up 10 points from the 53% that got him elected in 2005.

If you have been following Bolivian news of late you will know that as far as the United States press is concerned, Morales is a Marxist, communist,  socialist enemy of Democracy, Capitalism and even worse (if that is possible) a friend of Chavez and Fidel! He is almost as horrible and terrible as China if fact! 

Most of the American press reports on the oil wealthy areas of Bolivia who throw garbage at his supporters and want to keep all the money for themselves and not share it with Indians (and mestizo) like Morales who make up 85% of the population. You know how that works. Screech on and on about free markets until everyone is so sick of hearing it they shit and go blind.    

The problem of course is that Morales is redistributing the oil wealth downward rather than upward. And even worse he is giving Indian peasants land to farm!  Wow! Just begging for a taste of Shock and Awe!

On the surface it would seem the referendum failed both the interests of wealthy white Bolivians and Americans while helping the vast majority of indigenous Bolivians have a better life. But not to worry, those provinces that control the oil, the land and the wealth have the support of the United States and seem to be in the process of breaking away from the central government. So as has been the case forever in Latin America, Morales and his kind will get the short end of the stick. We know call that Free Market Democracy.  

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Jon Stewart Daily Show Recap for Week August 4th


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Stephen Colbert attacks Lemonade stands and Defends Exxon


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Jon Stewart plays the Rob Riggle Newsman Promo


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Keith Olbermann: Dick Cheney is Worst Person in the World




Cheney talks about firing on our own troops, the Anti-Christ, and generally revealing ways in which he and his pals manipulate the American public. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Barack Obama and small Admirer


Barack Obama and little girl

There is something about this picture hey?

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Stephen Colbert does Ignorance Month and Tire Gauges




We take pride in being ignorant, especially here in Dumbutt, Texas. We may be ignorant and have one of the worst educational systems in the world, but we are very well armed. So shut up. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Daily Show with Lewis Black Back in Black the Dictators


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McCain at Bawdy Annual Sturgis S.Dakota Biker Rally volunteers Cindy for Nude & Nasty Competition


McCain Sturgis Rally volunteers Cindy for bawdy nude contest It would appear that the only living person in America who doesn't know what Sturgis is about is Republican hopeful John McCain. The photo at the left, is repeated throughout the long festival by Bikers and Bikerettes sans clothes, one would think he would catch on.

In a delusional moment, he looked out over the sea of bikers who make the pilgrimage each year (certainly not drawn by him), and proclaimed - not for the only time, that he enjoyed the company of the tens of thousands more than that of the 200,000 Germans who turned out to see Obama last month. Why Yesssss....looking around, nude, high, and drunk, these must be McCain's people. Then again, they also could be the largest group of people guaranteed to gather this summer. It should be noted, Sturgis, S.Dakota is a biker gathering celebrating it's 88th year. If anyone was a draw, it was Kid Rock. The fact remains that the enormous crowd in Berlin was there to see Obama - only! While McCain has traveled extensively, he continues to make snide swipes at Obama for drawing crowds wherever he goes. McCandidate implied the many thousands were gathered at the Cow Chip camp grounds as a rally for him.

Proclaiming the roar of engines at the huge party as "the sound of freedom" he sniped a bit more about his opponent, then got very carried away and out of his depth. McCain, often viewed as a misogynist, volunteered his fully covered wife for the traditional "beauty pageant" at the rally.....something he obviously pictured with an evening gown competition. In fact, it's known as a wildly popular and infamously debauched "contest" featuring topless (and often bottomless) women performing various feats of skill and daring do not traditionally found at the Miss America runway.“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chips....he said, reading from his notes. McCain at Bawdy Annual Sturgis S.Dakota Biker Party and Rally volunteers Cindy for Nude & Nasty Competition Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Video-Dancing Behind Bars! Phillipine Prisoners shake booties to Macarena, new choreopgraphy monthly




Frankly, this part of prison life in the Phillipines looks like more fun than the the average "free" U.S. suburbanite grabs, especially when attempting to combine fun and exercise - if ever the twain do meet. . Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



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