Tuesday, August 26. 2008

Red State Fashion Hits the Runway, New This Season With Cutaway-Tease-Alls

red state fashion cut-away-tease coveralls beer belly exposure scratching

It has finally arrived boys. No wonder the cat-walk is a-buzz!

With the sexy cut-away patented "tease-all" belly, they truly are one-size-fits-all. Your hard-earned beer belly will be displayed as it well should be, also giving extra exposure for tattoos, or billboard space. Or, with imagination, you could wear them backward for an entirely new look.

All of this style, yet they offer even more comfort than the classics you've loved for decades! Seem impossible? The expanding waist....now has no limit! They still afford easily accessible scratching, and the same optional one or two hooks to strap or not.

Be it a night on the town, a steamy night with the livestock, or a shotgun wedding, you'll make a statement wherever you go.

Tres Chic Bubba!

Posted by Newscat in Satire at 03:35 Comment (1)

Saturday, May 17. 2008

Ted Kennedy Rushed to Hospital, is Hillary Responsible

Senator Edward Kennedy was rushed to the hospital today. Thus far no hard facts have come by to blame Hillary Clinton though cable media and the liberal blogosphere are diligently investigating her involvement. Remember it was only a week ago that Senator Clinton said "white people" to describe white people! Execution scheduled soon.

On a related story to a question I asked yesterday, it seems the media will soon declare Barack Obama better than beer and bigger the Jesus.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008, Satire at 11:08

Friday, May 9. 2008

San Diego University Drug Bust nabs 75 students

There were 96 arrests, 75 of which were students and fraternity members at San Diego State University. Authorities found two kilograms of cocaine along with 350 Ecstasy pills, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, methamphetamine, illicit prescription drugs, several guns and at least $60,000 in cash.

All students on campus have been evicted and those off campus have been suspended. The crack down was because of two cocaine deaths at the college over the past year.

First let's just consider extending the crack down at this one school to what police do in African American neighborhoods. This is just one on campus cabal, there are likely dozens more. With each supplying many hundreds of students who support their use by selling down the line, trafficking, felony, hard time.

Next let's extrapolate that to all 5000 colleges in America. Are you with me here? Because as I write I am not clear exactly where this is going.

For the police it sure would be a cakewalk going from fraternity house, to sorority house, to dorm to off campus housing all in a small area filled with mostly unarmed street-dumb kids. And for the police, searching college girls is like living a Girls Gone Wild video.

Think of what a boon it would be to trial lawyers! Expensive trial lawyers all the parents would hire. But even with that and our draconian drug laws we would have 100,000s of white college students going to school at Attica, Folsom and what have you, joining the 2 million predominantly black and Hispanics in our prison system now. What would that do? Would it just be fodder for the old hats to have new people to beat and rape? Or would this leveling out and proximity to the more educated class create more desire and motivation upon those already there to grab hold of the American Dream. I also wonder if like dorms these days, would prisons go coed?

This could be something that needs doing! It's easy pickings for the police with far less danger than going down to the 4th ward, it would generate revenues with perhaps millions of new arrests and fines, create more middle class jobs for those not in jail, and reduce the recidivism rate as today's prisoners then reach for that American Dream. Let's get started! First off, Harvard and Yale. Best practice the process at a few smaller private colleges before tackling UCLA where the logistics would require many thousands of buses and heaven only knows how many new orange jumpsuits. San Diego State University Bust

Posted by Rack Jite in Rule of Law, Satire at 08:16

Wednesday, April 9. 2008

Bad White Guy, Kenneth Delaine Stewart, Arrested In Harris County!

Kenneth Delaine Stewart, 25 was arrested today for sexually molesting a 7 year old girl. He also fits the description in a series of home invasion robberies and for a sexual encounter of another little girl. Deputies arrest suspect in Humble girl's attack.

As a daily reader of the Houston Chronicle this is the first time I can recall reading about a white guy doing very bad things. The daily dose of this sort of violent stuff seems to be always committed by the same four people: Juanita, Jose, Jerome and Laytefa.

Perhaps this is a sign of the dire straights even white people are now suffering. White boys too are now losing all hope for their future too. They can do whatever horrible things they can come up with because life in a garbage pit is all they have to look forward to. Officially this is called the Underclass Problem which our market driven lesse faire society refuses to acknowledge or address.

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 09:27 Comments (2)

Tuesday, April 8. 2008

Charlton Heston's Hand for sale on Ebay

It seems NRA members waited too long viewing Charlton Heston's body at his home which still clutched his rifle. It is reported that not a few NRA Life Members had erections at the scene. But sadly by the time the cororner had arrived to pick up the body, rigor mortise had set in. As the rifle was very long and raised above Chuck's head, he would not fit into any vehicle. After failing to pry his dead cold hand from the weapon they finally had to saw it off.

One of the employees working at the local morgue absconded with the trophy. Hand and rifle are now being bid upon on ebay. The starting price was a lowely $1000, but with NRA Life Members in a bidding war to gain possession of the single most wonderful gun in the world, after just two days the price is up to $16 million dollars.

Top bid is from Halliburton Industries leading some to believe the trophy will one day sit above a fireplace mantle in Montana.

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 08:51 Comments (2)

Tuesday, January 8. 2008

Stephen Colbert Hates Unions!

Stephen Colbert hates unions yesterday, today and tomorrow! Colbert's satire seems to work better than Stewart's lecture.

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire, Videos Politics at 10:47

Wednesday, December 5. 2007

Iran having nukes is the same as them not having nukes

Information from sources in Washington suggest that the President gets intelligence reports on the state of Iraq's nuclear capabilities every two years, and that he doesn't do anything about them.

Brigadier General Hardis Nailes, assistant associate sub-director to the deputy for public information at the Pentagon's Strategic Information Diffusion Directorate, said Tuesday that the latest information on Iranian nuclear capability "is informative, while not really shedding any light on any of the facts." When asked exactly what that meant, Nailes replied, "It's up to the interpreters to interpret what the analysts analyze, and then we information distributors will distribute information. It's all about which facts we wish to consider as facts."

The announcement came on the heels of new criticism over the handling - and meaning - of intelligence reports, and how the President reacts to them. Mr. Bush said the new assessment that Iran had no nuclear weapons underscored the need to intensify international efforts to prevent Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon.

Only George W. Bush could make Mahmoud Ahmadinejad look good.

Posted by SeaWillie in Satire at 10:48

Monday, December 3. 2007

Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate - Borowitz

Huckabee Chooses Jesus as Running Mate
Move to Shore Up Evangelical Base
Andy Borowitz

In a bold move that could dramatically alter the playing field of the 2008 G.O.P. presidential race, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee today named Jesus Christ as his vice-presidential running mate.

Governor Huckabee has made an increasing number of comments about his relationship with Jesus in recent debates, but few Republican insiders expected him to announce that he was anointing Christ as his vice-presidential pick.

“This could be huge for Huckabee,” said Stenson Partridge, a veteran G.O.P. consultant. “Among Republican voters, Jesus Christ is even more popular than Ronald Reagan.”

The Reverend Pat Robertson, a supporter of former New York mayor Rudolph Giuliani, said he was “blindsided” by the news of Huckabee’s decision: “I talked to Jesus last night and He didn’t mention anything about it.”

At a raucous Huckabee rally in Davenport, Iowa today, supporters of the former Arkansas governor could be seen holding signs reading “HUCKABEE/CHRIST ’08.”

It is “highly unorthodox” for a presidential candidate to select a vice presidential running mate who is a prominent figure in the Holy Bible, says Davis Logsdon, dean of the School of Divinity at the University of Minnesota.

But according to Mr. Logsdon, if the Huckabee-Christ ticket makes it all the way to the White House, it could be historic in more ways than one: “If Huckabee is elected and then something happens to him while in office, we would be looking at our first Jewish president.”

Elsewhere, a madman attempted to take hostages at former Sen. Fred Thompson’s campaign headquarters in Rochester, New Hampshire, but found that everyone had been given the week off.

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 08:45

Monday, November 26. 2007

White House declares Scott McClellan the "most dishonest person in the world."

The latest pronunciation comes just months after McClellan was regarded as 100% honest as White House Press Secretary. White House Spokesperson Dana Perino informed the White House Press corps that McClellan was now persona non grata Friday in a prepared statement. Members of the White House press corps were especially silent following the release, presumably because it was the day after Thanksgiving, and news outlets had their hands full reporting on sales beginning at 5 a.m., and recipes for leftover turkey.

“We’re not going to touch that,” said a reporter from the press pool that asked not to be identified. “If we report that in depth, then we will have to report how we haven’t asked hard questions about the other lies coming out of the White House. Some of us still want to ask what’s up with the ‘Mission Accomplished’ banner. Even more want to ask about the weapons of mass destruction and Colin Powell’s speech at the UN. “

There seems to be a consensus among the press that perhaps they could have done a beer job. None have stepped forward to begin doing so, however.

Posted by SeaWillie in Satire at 11:39

Monday, November 26. 2007

Thankful George - Borowitz

Bush Issues "Thankfulness List"
Pre-Thanksgiving Radio Address
Andy Borowitz

In a special pre-Thanksgiving radio address broadcast from the White House, President George W. Bush asked his fellow Americans to join him in giving thanks for the following things:

“My fellow Americans, let’s be thankful for global warming, because as these winter months approach, it makes the world such a nice, toasty place.

“Let’s be thankful for all of the food on our tables, unless some of it is from China.

“Let’s be thankful that Pakistan will have free and fair elections, and maybe someday we will, too.

“Let’s be thankful for the iPhone, except for those losers who actually paid full price for it.

“Let’s be grateful that I didn’t take out a subprime mortgage on the White House like Mr. Cheney told me to.

“Let's be thankful that nuclear weapons haven’t fallen into the hands of the wrong people, like Nancy Pelosi or Rosie O’Donnell.

“Let’s be thankful that Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert’s writers are on strike, and hopefully will stay that way for the rest of my term in office.

“Let's be thankful that even though my approval numbers are falling, they’re still higher than my grades at Yale.

“Let’s be thankful that Osama bin Laden dyed his hair in his last video, because that made him look really gay.

“Let's be thankful for Guitar Hero III, which really helps you get through those long Cabinet meetings when they're going on and on about the economy.

“Let's be thankful that our military commanders have nothing bad to say about the war in Iraq until after they’re retired.

“Let's be thankful that in nine months it will be August and then I can go on summer vacation again.

“And finally, my fellow Americans, let's be thankful that, even though Al Gore won the Nobel Peace Prize, I’m still a lock for the Nobel War Prize.”

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 11:26

Saturday, November 24. 2007

Important News! College Students Drink more on Football days!

Yes indeed, front page Houston Chronicle! A recent study at the University of Texas found, unbeknown to all but a select few, that college students drink a lot on football Saturdays! And as improbable as it may seem, the bigger the game, the more they drink!

Being from Wisconsin and watching just about every Packer and Badger game ever played with a group of friends, and attending many of the games myself, this is unexpected news to me!

With the unexpected findings from the good people over in Austin, I am sure other studies will follow which may find that it may not just be college students, but that men throughout America drink more on NFL Sunday's than on say, Easter. We may even find that more people actually get drunk on Super Bowl Sunday than on any other holiday!

With this news so enlightening, I am planning a study of my own. I will soon be taking a long hike through Yellowstone National Park to see where bears take a crap. I do have some preconceived notions on this, but I plan to stay mum until the facts are in. I would hate to ruin the surprise for yall.

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 09:04

Tuesday, November 6. 2007

Bush Asks? What about Musharraf and the Pakistan Riots?

The fly on the wall at the White House morning War Meeting.

Bush: Well, do we bomb them?

Cheney: Bomb them.

Bush: Bomb Iran first, then Syria and then Pakistan?

Cheney: Bomb Iran first, then Pakistan, then Turkey and let the Israeli's bomb Syria.

Gates: We may run out of bombs.

Bush: Run out of bombs? Then where would we be?

Cheney: I got extra bombs, don't worry about it.

Bush: Is San Francisco still on on the bomb list?

Here the bombversation is interrupted by Gates handing a few photographs to the Bombardiers.

Gates: I would like you to look at these photos from Pakistan and be sure to understand that the men being beaten are Lawyers and Reporters.

Bush: What kind of lawyers and reporters?

Gates: I suppose it could be said they are much like our ACLU lawyers and our New York Times reporters.

At his point there is a long pause as both Bush and Cheney soak that one up.

Bush: Could we do that here?

Gates: Not by any overnight decree, but if we were to play on the fears of 911 I am sure we could gradually ease into it. Yes, it's doable.

Cheney: Does this mean we are not going to bomb Pakistan?

Bush: Decided! First we bomb Iran, then we bomb all the pot farms in Afghanistan, then we bomb Turkey along the Iraq border, and how about we take this opportunity to carpet bomb the Northwest Territories of Pakistan to get what's his name?

Cheney: What about my bomb stash.

Bush: Give it to Giuliani. He'll bomb the Hell out of everyone!

And another meeting ends in giggling madness...

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 10:07

Wednesday, October 24. 2007

Republican Jarvis Heddon says California Wildfire Good Sacrifice

Jarvis Heddon, Republican alderman from Escondido, California, suggested that all "good Americans" should be happy to sacrifice their homes in the states latest wildfire crisis. Mr. Heddon suggested that since National Guard and Marine Reserves are tied up in the Middle East, and none of their equipment ever comes back from the Middle East for present personnel to train with, perhaps this is the best way for the predominantly Republican area to "get behind the President and his fight for global supremacy." Mr. Heddon then corrected himself, pointing out he intended to say, "global war on terrorism."

Not all Mr. Heddons constituents are so quick to give up their homes, however. Tarvis Jenway, of San Diego stated he "directly blames the Bush White House for the spread of the present conflagration." Jenway added, " If we had a national guard to support our firefighters, there wouldn't be half the conflagration we got now."

The President is expected to tour the devastated areas Wednesday. Many Orange County residents are looking forward to the visit. The area claims to be the "thru anchor of the remaining 24% of Americans that still support the President." Others call the entire catastrophe "karma."

Posted by SeaWillie in Satire at 11:12

Wednesday, October 24. 2007

Katy Couric grills Valerie Plame

Valerie Plame, wife of ex-ambassador Joseph Wilson and one time CIA operative, claimed on Monday that CBS spunky reporter Katie Couric “could be an intelligence operative.”

Following Couric’s interview with Ms. Plame on CBS’s 60 Minutes program, Plame pointed out that Couric seems to have all the skills and talents needed for undercover intelligence work.

“Nobody takes her seriously, she’s good looking, and she speaks in the most gosh-awful riddles,” said Plame, “she could be my replacement.”

Couric had seasoned the interview with revelations such as Scooter Libby’s wife is not a CIA operative (which Plame disputed.)

Plame noted on her 60 Minutes interview that she was an operative for many years, until the Bush administration intentionally leaked her identity in retaliation for her husband’s repudiation of some of the administration’s reasons for going to war with Iraq. Public reaction to the interview has been mixed. Conservatives consider it a hatchet job on the Bush administration, while many college age males have phoned in requests for photos of Plame in her New Mexico office wearing jeans and sweater. Trevor Wadsworth of Columbus, Ohio, wrote in stating that “Valerie is hotter than Mrs. Robinson!,” in a reference to the 1960’s movie “The Graduate.

Posted by SeaWillie in Satire at 06:53

Wednesday, October 10. 2007

Fred Thompson wins Foghorn Leghorn contest

Newcomer Fred Thompson was named the best in last night’s Republican “Foghorn Leghorn sound-alike contest.” The Tennessee Republican finished well ahead of the other contenders in the nationally televised contest, with Massachusetts Mitt Romney receiving honorable mention for his new haircut, and Duncan Hunter given a nod for his hawkish views.

Thompson also garnered praise from the judges for his striking resemblance to a Little Abner character, the corrupt, conspiratorial blowhard Senator Jack S. Phogbound. The judging committee decided an award for that may be a little bit too much like art imitating life, and discouraged any supplemental award for Thompson, however.

“I am happier than a pig in poop,” Thompson remarked after the announcement. He then pointed out this was not his first foray into entertainment. He said he has been attempting for some time to bring out his imitations of a one-role actor, another involving an incredibly lazy politician with a gold-digging trophy wife.

Posted by SeaWillie in Election 2008, Satire at 12:45

Friday, October 5. 2007

Bush Vetoes Candy for Babies -Borowitz Report

Bush Vetoes Candy for Babies (Move Takes Candy From Over Four Million Babies)
The Borowitz Report
Andy Borowitz

In a move that seemed guaranteed to stir controversy, President Bush today vetoed a bill that would give candy to over four million babies.

With one stroke of a pen, Mr. Bush vetoed the Candy for Babies Act, a law that would have expanded candy benefits to America's hungriest babies.

At the White House, aides to the president said that Mr. Bush was "unconcerned" that his veto would create the impression that he was, in effect, taking candy from babies.

"Being president means making tough decisions," said White House press secretary Dana Perino. "If that means taking candy from babies, so be it."

Mr. Perino said that the $3 billion saved by vetoing the Candy for Babies Act would be used for one of Mr. Bush's pet projects, a new program that would pay people to kick old ladies who are trying to cross the street.

The funding of the Kicking Old Ladies Act comes on the heels of another potentially unpopular move by the president, an executive order that would force puppies and kittens out of animal shelters and onto the streets in time for the winter.

In other White House news, President Bush responded to criticism of the Blackwater security firm by hiring a new firm to take over security in Iraq, a company called Bongwater. "I met with the Bongwater folks and I liked them," he said. "They seemed a lot more laid back than Blackwater."

Elsewhere, Britney Spears said she regretted losing custody of her children "because I was just teaching them how to drive."

Posted by Frekklz in Satire at 06:45

Saturday, September 29. 2007

Mexicans Smarter than Lou Dobbs and Tom Trancedo!

A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
"Not very long," answered the Mexican.
"But then, why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.
The American asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, and take a siesta with my wife. In the evenings, I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs. I have a full life."
The American interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?" asked the Mexican.
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?" asked the Mexican.
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the American.
"And after that?"
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the American, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the Mexican.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
And the moral of this story is: ......... Know where you're going in life... you may already be there.
From the toilet

Posted by Rack Jite in Satire at 07:45

Saturday, September 15. 2007

Bush Shows Ass As "British Society" Poster Boy

International Idiot Crisis. While not an entirely political issue I feel comfortable bringing it to you as the organization involved - The Plain English Campaign does mention that politicians are part of the problem, which as they see it is the seeming assumption of minimal intelligence by the public, as well as redundancy, the very currency of political speaking.

While reading the examples the Campaign mentions I was struck that if they had not heard worse they must be on a rocky Craig in the Atlantic, and that Bush-Speak would give them the vapors. Further reading revealed that they are indeed located in England. A spokesman for The Plain English Campaign stated “They assume a lack of intelligence on the part of the reader. ‘Do not commit crime, pay for your fuel’ is hardly a deterrent to a criminal who has every intention of driving off without paying.”

I believe we Yanks could come up with much more inane examples! Perhaps if you are sitting up, taking nutrition and feeling up to it you might want to add a personal favorite or two. The winner gets two million dollars from Rackjite! (Top THAT Orpha!)

A sampling of the British complaints follows:

On a bag of NUTS, the dire tip-off, “Warning: Contains nuts.”

“May irritate eyes” – on a can of self defense pepper spray.

“Removing the wheel may influence the performance of the bicycle” - from a Dutch bicycle manual.

“ Do not iron clothes on body” – from packaging on a steam iron.

Supermarket Tesco – which also reminds shoppers that cream contains milk and that salted butter contains milk and salt” defended itself, saying it “gave customers all of the information they should need.”

“Do not open door while airborne except in an emergency” – on emergency exit doors on planes.

Road sign – “Caution! Water on road during rain.”

Another vital warning, “Caution, may cause drowsiness!” – on bottle of sleeping tablets.

The political rhetoric pales by comparison between our countries. For example “The Campaign” feels insulted when such phrases are used and re-used such as “We are taking the terrorist threat very seriously.”

Let’s compare, shall we? On CBS News with Katie Couric, Bush stated, “You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror." Yes, there ARE much worse things than vapid redundancy! Click here for rest of story

Posted by Newscat in Satire at 11:29

Saturday, September 8. 2007

Gimme a Head With Hair!

It looks like Osama Bin Laden has signed up with sports greats Keith Hernandez and Walt Frazier. The perennial 9/11 El Qaeda news release shows Bin Laden has taken to darkening his hair and beard.

Could El Qaeda be desperate for funding? Or maybe Osama just feels the need to attract girls. Living in a cave outside of Islamabad can’t be that sexually fulfilling. And it really doesn’t matter how many wives you have if none of them will go camping with you.

Combe Incorporated, the manufacturers of Just for Men hair coloring won’t cop to signing Bin Laden as the latest star of the products most recent batch of testimonial ads for the male hair coloring. Advertising experts speculate that the use of sports figures and quasi-celebrities famous for their prowess with the ladies could not hold a candle to having a guy with 20-30 wives and always armed extol the virtues of Just for Men.

Madison Avenue execs are chuckling about the irony of an enemy of the American people has succumbed to the same pressures as aging American men. Some are even expecting Bin Laden to come out with his own line of male grooming products.

"Quite a coup for a man that hasn’t shaved in 15 years, and rarely even gets a trim from the barber" pointed out Basil Chinstone, CEO of CB & D Advertising Specialists, one of Madison Avenue’s most formidable marketing teams.

Posted by SeaWillie in Satire at 21:16 Comment (1)

Tuesday, September 4. 2007

Dana Perino announces new "Ops" names

Amid rumors that President Bush "really likes that kind of talk" the Bush White House announced Sunday a new phase of the so-called “Iraq Surge” operation. The White House appears to believe the new measures will increase the likelihood of possible victory in its endeavors in that war-torn country.Newly ordained Press Secretary Dana Perino informed a skeleton White House Press corps over the Labor Day weekend the administration is preparing to reveal a new set of artificial benchmarks, macho catch phrases, and tough-sounding codenames to its operations in an attempt to redeem what little credibility they have left regarding the Bush administration’s endeavors to salvage the situation in the Middle East.

Ms. Perino pointed out that code names in the past such as Calypso Wind, Optic Windmill, Platypus Moon, and the delightful Zodiac Beauchamp are now passé. “We’re going with ideas that have some balls,” Ms. Perino said without as much as a blush. She also hinted they would now be along the lines of “Diamond Cutter" and "Buck Hard-on.” Ms. Perino denied that these codenames are an attempt to squelche any accusations that the administration is losing its potency.

Ms. Perino also chuckled when it was pointed out that VP Dick Cheney was refused Cialis by his physician because “If there is any heart left in there it could kill him.”

In a follow up, the White House also announced they are adjusting their benchmarks to show greater success. “It used to be we didn’t announce any deaths if they occur post-injury in a hospital stateside or en route,” Ms. Perino declared, “from now on we will only count deaths if they are from explosions bigger than roadside bombs.” When pressed for a reason, she would only states “The insurgents have very little artillery.”

Ms. Perino also announced that all pentagon press conferences from now on will be conducted much like the way players are introduced at NBA games. with flashing lights, pyrotechnics, and a heavy reverb on the PA system. “With that, and names like ‘Operation Superbad Muthafukka,’ I don’t see how we can fail."

Posted by SeaWillie in Satire at 12:37