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Huzzahs, Hip Hip Hurray and a rootiy toot toot salute , inspired by Little Richard! Perhaps only Tea-bagger the Noun is official, as we're reminded, it is a family dictionary. Still, it is nice to know that some unwitting conservatives have made this special double entendre legit. Fans of "Tea-bagging" the Verb, can rejoice in this 'wink, wink, nudge nudge' moment.



All of the definitions you could wish for are discussed by political analyst equipped with a sense of humor, Richard Wolffe. On another interesting note. There are other words which are runners-up. Many of these words didn't exist before the last election. In some cases, social media online has contributed, in others, the new, divisive Republican party. The runners-up are: Birther, death panel, sexting, unfriend or defriend.

Wolffe also discusses how the group which sounds harmless, and much more civil than they are, Tea-baggers, seem to be the undoing of the Republican party. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Bravo! The only man in the United States who did justice to Sarah Palin's Tweets, has graciously returned with his jazz ensemble to interpret the historical words of Levi Johnston. After all, as the great baby daddy says, "You know you're a celebrity when people want to see your penis." Perhaps he is...a genius.



What an historic moment. Last evening the great starship captain and beloved actor and recording artist William Shatner agreed to read the tweets of Levi Johnston ,currently nude model, and suspected to be a genius (he says). This was not made possible by PBS. This reading of Levi Johnston's Tweets was brought to us by philanthropist Conan O'Brien. The reading closely rivals the drama of Shatner's earlier reading of Sarah Palin Tweets this summer. Shatner continues to top himself, as does...Levi. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Get out your Bics! This is the very same Rockin' Pat Boone from his 1997 reprise.. you just know that the boys from Metallica are still kicking themselves for leaving him out of the original.



While you're banging your head, in an effort to reach your volume control...never forget that he is back with a warning for us all regarding rats and pestulance of all kinds in government...or is that just his baggy underwear? Either way, rock out and enjoy the sounds of the far far right wings fluttering. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Today Weak in Review brings you to the Boulder Naked Pumpkin Run. They'll freeze more than their pumpkins tomorrow, nude runners are all wearing nothing but a pumpkin and a kazillion goosebumps..give or take.

Oh Puh-lease! All you need to know is that the stoic and passive Ken doll has bloomed - into a prosperous retiree from whatever he did as an official boyfriend to Barbie. Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken or Ho Magnet Ken leads me to wonder if there will be a gold digger line of vapid younger dolls soon to keep him company?

The Happiness Hat sounds like a lovely thing. Beware, this chapeau has claws and punishes those who don't paste on a false smile while wearing it! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Businessman Andy McKenna wants the position of Illinois State Governor so badly that he's made this ridiculous commercial. The theme seems to meld Blaggo's hair and the misdeeds he committed while in office. Does this mean abundant, floppy hair is equal to misconduct? McKenna implies as much, as he has merged the two perfectly in his splashy first campaign ad about The Cult of the Hair. If you've ever wished to see what it would look like if everyone in Illinois had Blaggo hair..or not, here's your chance. Oh, and a high five to the agency that sold this idea! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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The mystery is solved at long last..for the most part. You may recall that the pilots had zipped 150 miles past their scheduled landing, ignoring all attempts to contact them, and were only brought back to reality by a flight attendent banging on the cabin door, else they might have flown until they dropped from lack of fuel. Of course, it's been thought that they were asleep or inebriated, but no - it's better than that, I'm sure their bosses will overlook the little infraction mentioned in the video. After all, who wouldn't become completely engrossed in the New airline crew scheduling procedures. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Have you ever been driving on the freeway, thinking, singing,in your own semi-hypnotized cocoon, when you realize you've shot right past a familiar exit? Magnify that mistake by 150 miles while high in the air, at the controls of a passenger jet. The passengers were starting to worry when they weren't in sight of land,long after they were due to have disembarked at the Minneapolis-St Paul airport, in a routine flight from San Diego. They'd have had larger concerns had they been aware that their pilots had been incommunicado for 80 minutes, and armed fighter jets were preparing to chase them down and perhaps pluck them from the sky. It's still anyone's guess as to why they ignored attempts to contact them and veered so far off course. They've dismissed their initial excuse that they'd been involved in a heated discussion about company policy, and swear they weren't napping on the job. I'm not saying passenger aircraft may be so highly mechanized that the pilot can simply nod off, but you won't hear of a Greyhound driver passing 150 miles beyond his destination. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Peter Hitchener reads the news with Melbourne's cityscape live, behind him as usual, when the rather Hitchcock-like profile of the seemingly mammoth bird appeared. "I was reading away, and it was a serious story, and I suddenly thought, 'Oh my gosh that seagulls back again', because we had bit of a problem last night,''Hitchener said. "About 50 seconds to 6 o'clock this seagull arrived and started pecking at the camera and it had the beadiest huge eyes you've ever seen in your life.'' He may well qualify for an award for his professional stoicism, later telling 3AW radio that the cameramen were hiding behind their cameras to hide their laughter.

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It IS close to Halloween, and not a few bats are out of the belfry. Note the location of their homing signal. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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It was the news which greeted most of us us, and gripped the nation all day today, preventing work from being accomplished for many stay-at-home workers, and long prayer vigils for those so inclined. At Fort Collins, Colorado, six-year-old, Falcon Heene could be anywhere, and it didn't sound good. Falcon's brother said he'd climbed aboard a home made 'weather balloon' earlier, which was tracked as high as 10,000 feet, and was now sporting a rip in the fabric. By the time most people were finally clued into the details, the drama was winding to a close, though it doesn't take a crystal ball to see that this family will remain in the eye of the media, one way or another.

The balloon had been built by the child's father, and tethered on their property. Most recently, Mr. Heene was televised making one woman very happy as she reached the end of her stay with him and his "free spirited" boys, on the reality show 'Wife Swap'.. Who else but the self proclaimed storm chaser and inventor,would build a 'weather balloon' with child size doors in the bottom, and a minature basket.

Six year old Falcon had a 'me day'in the attic while search and rescue competed with police to retrieve his balloon, and neither he nor his fibbing brother seem in any danger of a harsh talking to by dear old dad, while the word hoax is now being heard in the land. If that is the case, I hope Mr. Inventor pays for all of the police and rescue people who wasted a day, the rest of us would have found some other way to do it. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Best Burglar Name and Request. While it may seem the best of luck to have a tip as to the burglars's identitiy,if you must be burgled, it doesn't get much better than the phone call Courvoisier Marteze Riley made to his recently burglarized victims, with a little request to make of them. Unfortunately for Courvoisier Marteze Riley (I love that name), the police were at the home, holding his belongings. It's a shame his prison nickname will probably be a version of "forgetful."

Best Brainless Protest. An unknown someone hacked Roger Goodell's Wikipedia page accusing him of being a racist against white people and conservatives. This comes hard on the heels of Limbaugh being squeezed out of part ownership of the St. Louis Rams. Not surprisingly, Limbaugh faithful are uninformed as to why he is not being allowed in, the reasons are given here, not including the fact that the players threatened to leave!

Most Well Practiced Liar, Karl Rove. Lies concerning troops to Afghanistan emerge from Rove as if he believes them, until Diane Sawyer stops him short, and puts him on the truth train with the actual words from the top commander in Kabul, and his request for 30,000 more troops which was turned down flat! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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