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Adam Laurie RFID Hands Free Credit Card Theft


RFID credit card readerA demonstration given at the 2008 Black Hat Conference and geek fest should give us pause and reason to consider the possible or probable misuse of the new smart chip enabled credit cards. A volunteer called from the audience was told to leave his smart card inside of his wallet. With the card “safely” inside the volunteer’s wallet and pants pocket, Inventor and RFID security expert Adam Laurie read and displayed its contents on the presentation screen, the person’s name, account number, and expiration date – all clearly visible! He was demonstrating his Python script designed for this and countless purposes.

Consider the possibilities. Criminals will lose touch with old scam methods and only require a bit of technology. A thief can capture the contents of an RFID-enabled credit card just in passing. The same is true for chips implanted in the human body, work access badges, public transit cards, and the new passports in use in more than 45 countries. The medical community has long been interested in implanting information in our bodies, right or wrong. I’ll admit it has been a boon for animal identification…but that’s as far as Auntie Technology is willing to go.

With astounding irony, credit card companies seem to be some of the biggest advocates of this technology. The companies argue that it will save time when processing payments with the RFID enabled cards.

An amazing display of how things can go wrong can be found on Spanish beaches. Visitors are encouraged to have RFID enabled tags injected into their bodies. The alleged benefit to you being you don’t need to take your wallet to the beach, and merchants can scan your wrist to get a unique ID from which to debit your account for another drink. Of course, someone with the technology to read it can also stroll along the beach and capture it.
Lastly, proud inventor Laurie demonstrated how his personal code could be changed, then turned himself into a canine by changing his personal info into a coding sequence reserved for animals. Am I the only one who wonders if it wouldn’t it be just as easy to change it to that of another person?

Best news for last! Anyone may obtain the Python scripts free of charge on Laurie’s website. He also sells the hardware necessary to read and write to RFID tags and cards.

Tis an ill wind which blows no good. Hal Lindsay and other doomsday writers will finally have reason to renew their wait for the Rapture and count their money, now that the “mark of the beast” is here “Without which, nothing may be bought or sold! “ BOO! Hands – Free Way to Steal a Credit Card and More
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Toshiba had its 15 GB of fame with HD DVD


Last week saw just one high-definition DVD released to both HD-DVD formats: a low budget movie about a small town coming together to make a porn flick. With Joe Pantoliano as the village idiot and Ted Danson as town homo, "The Amatuers" was the only film to come-out on both Blu-ray disk and Hi-Def format.

According to EngadgetHD's weekly headcount, Sony BluRay increased their lead in releases of HD discs to 444 versus 386 movies. The week saw two Blu-ray DVD releases from Topics and Buena Vista, and one each from Sony and Warner.

The names of the blue-ray titles are unimportant when compared to HD's lone offering. Toshiba's fifteen gigabytes of fame (thank you, Andy Warhol) came to an end with the high definition release of "Girls Gone Wild: Baby Bash - Live and Uncensored!"

So what if there's no longer a choice in HD formats -- if you're stuck with an obsolete player, you can still choose this week between a new porno title and GGW.

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Porn on MY Cell Phone? Yes! The xPhone


If you’ve ever been tied up in traffic wondering why the cell phone user next to you in intently staring at his phone, juggling a latte’, and driving with his knees, be happy you can see his hands.

Soon you’ll have little reason to ask what is so important. Let the chips and bumpers land where they may. Likewise, those who would like to see a law on the books which requires a headset in the hopes of avoiding some accidents by avoiding a bit of distraction, will be thrilled to know that not only will there not be laws about such things, but their fellow motorists will be busy flipping back and forth through favorite porn sites! I’m wagering those might be just a bit more distracting than his previous search for numbers in his address book, or online game.

Porn and profits go together like the proverbial horse and carriage, and American companies aren’t about to be left behind. When they looked up and realized that pornography on cell phones in Europe will be at $1.5 billion by 2012 with the global market reaching $3.5 billion in 2010. I presume they felt there was a great deal more money to be made by providing distraction for your Friends, neighbors, and fellow drivers – than in simply helping those lost in the cereal aisle by enabling them to make a call home….I assume that is a nation-wide phenomenon?

North America generated just $26 million last year. It must make them weep in contrast to the haul Europe is making. Some phone carriers shied away from porn sales. For example, Canada’s second largest phone company Telus Corp. withdrew a mobile porn service after complaints from hundreds of customers and criticism from the Catholic Church. We won’t be following Canada. We mainly only tell them what to do, not follow their lead for cryin’ out loud!

This IS good news for those waiting for the realistic sex automatons to become available at Costco at a reasonable price, and phone companies have realized you’ve got to give the people what they want. They did recently tell us we are a nation with ADD, can this be a good combination?

New phone systems being built by google have pledged to support any type of mobile software. American carriers had been concerned about offending customers, and the difficulty of keeping underage children from enjoying the expanded services. In spite of these concerns, they won’t be able to be left behind, and those who do not wish to push porn, can at least allow their customers to utilize it…and so the die is cast. I leave it to others to decide whether we are becoming an even more isolated country.
Original Reuters title Porn to Spice up Cell Phones
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Wearing a Urine Recycling Tube? Don't Drink the Water


Outsourcing has it’s benefits. Apparently if NASA had sought to build the new space commode for the international space station in the U S of A, it would have cost a lot more than the mere 19 Million the Russians are putting on our tab. Still, I can’t shake the feeling that relations with Russia are at a low point, and what a perfect place to play a practical joke or two hey? No mere golden beauty, as pictured, this toilet works! You can imagine the problems which could occur in zero gravity without some special precautions. First, the depositor must strap in, with leg restraints and thigh bars to keep the space traveler in place.

Once deposited, neither you nor your cabin mates want to see the result floating by. Not to worry, with the new model, fans suck waste into the commode and hold it there until it can be disposed of properly, as long as the power works. I’d love to know who dreamed of this next feature. Crew members will have individual urine funnels which are attached to hoses, the urine is deposited into a waste-water tank. So far so good you say? The best is yet to come. This marvelous new system will be able to transfer urine to a device which can produce drinking water. If I were an astronaut, I’d sneak a sizable supply of spring water aboard just in case some of the designers do have a sense of humor, or a grudge of long standing.19MDown the Drain For Space Toilet posted July 6, 2007 AP Press

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Technology -Where'd the kids Learn This?


In the It’s Just What I Wanted Department, a school in impoverished Nigeria received a lovely gift, with all good intentions. They were given 300 laptops, one for each child. That is wonderful, yes? It would be if they had power. On the other hand, they are the first school in the country where each student has his or her own laptop. Some fortunate students have electricity at home, though it is often irregular, those students said they enjoyed browsing the internet and are very happy. In a week those few will all have a MY Space page.Seriously, Nigeria, while the world’s sixth largest exporter of crude oil, has very little electricity, mainly in the cities where it is undependable at best.Most homes and private businesses rely on generators.

The One Laptop Per Child Program was founded by Nicholas Negroponte, an American professor, to provide laptops to all pupils at 100 dollars each by 2008 to developing countries.. The computers, built in China for $100, are expected to be given to between 5 million and 15 million children in China, India, Brazil, Argentina, Egypt, Nigeria, and Thailand, and other countries. So far, India is the only country to turn them down.

Now, we must travel to the good ol’ USA where everyone has dependable electricity, laptops, cell phones, and whatever electronic goodie comes along. I had no idea the young set were using their cell cameras in the exact same way as many of their elders. Technology gone awry in American Grade schools. This came from the Seattle Police Blotter today. I’m not saying the laptops for all would lead to cell phones and then – this, but it bears watching..

I don’t want to give away my antiquity completely, but I recall grade schools as places where only first graders had crushes on one another, from then on, boys considered girls icky and vice versa for a few years. Not now. Today, this installment deals with elementary children who are precocious.

It seems some elementary school children (school unnamed), had been sending photos of themselves back and forth,. These were no mere photos, mind you. These were photos first sent by the boys exposing their genitals, and responded to by the girls with shots of their breasts.
“When a principal called in one parent to discuss the issue (and to show him some of the images) the father allegedly lunged across the table and fought the principal for the cell phone. After literally twisting the principal’s arm, the father got the phone and began deleting the evidence before leaving the building. Dad was interviewed by officers”. (who no doubt kept their hands behind their backs) .                   westseattleherald.com grade school has changed!

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E- Studs in South Korean Starcraft


starcrapI am probably very alone in this, but watching someone else play a video game rates right up there with being trapped into trying to say something nice about someone’s 150 frankly homely baby photos. I’d just rather not.

Imagine my surprise to learn that this has become a top rated televised spectator sport in South Korea, where the nimble fingered e-gamers are treated like rock stars, making the ladies swoon, and holding the rapt attention of the nation. I can only pray that this fast form of stardom doesn’t reach the states where we know there are many who are in training, or at least that’s what they can tell their moms now when they pound on the door with that old favorite “go get a job!”Wearing a silver and white space suit, the current e-stud is Lee Yun-yeol, age 22. The game? Starcraft. Lest you think he’s in it for the flashy wardrobe, adoration of fans, and wide exposure alone, he makes over $200,000 a year in prizes and endorsements, having clicked his way to the top. Literally millions tune into channels devoted to live tournaments and top players enjoy the same status as our top sports stars. Yes, they watch others play games. I submit you can probably do that in any suburban home with children or teenagers in this land,many of whom hold their own Starcraft tournies, but without the rabid viewer attention of their South Korean counterparts.

South Korea is holding it’s collective breath, when it was announced that a sequel will replace the real time strategy game “Starcraft”. (Just when they were getting good after ten years). The new game isn’t much different, being called Starcraft Two. While some are optimistic, saying that the new sequel will keep the original storyline (yawn) about wars between three species in a sci-fi universe, others are reluctant to lose the edge they’ve honed low these many years, and prefer not to trade them for the new and better graphics, and changes in game playing strategies.

Lest you think this a flash in the pan, even the South Korean Air Force has a team, and big companies like Samsung and SK Telecom sponsor games and leagues.Starcraft has sold 9.5 million copies since it’s debut in 1998. Millions tune in to watch the tournaments, and are rabid fans. “Dancing With the Stars” isn’t seeming so silly to me these days. Then again, I’m always choosing the losing vocational direction, so don’t pay any attention to me. Just stay tuned to Kick, and hone your Starcraft Two skills, if you must. Rhee So-eui - Reuters 6/15/07 from “World of e-sports Braces for a Change

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Voyeurism From Google's new "Street View"


I am nearly as excited to see Orwell's "1984" to come to fruition, as I am to have a case of Montezuma's Revenge. I know that won't fare well with the techies who have each new gadget and laud every new step we make toward that electronic world. I was torn when Google came out with Google Earth. Pseudo Stalkers were sending me pics of the top of my house, blurry, but accurate.

While it was cool to see the general area my friends lived, or places I'd dreamed of visiting, it is an entirely new ball game IMHO with Google's new "Street View" which is just out for your enjoyment..ya perv. Now, rather than stalkers sending you pics of the top of your home, if you're in a location where the cameras are stationed, he can also tell you what you wore to take out the trash, and whether you were picking your nose. (not that we'd ever DO that, of course). The point being that the new technology enables anyone, anywhere to view you close up and VERY personal! At present, it is available in San Francisco, New York, Denver, and Miami, with plans to expand to a city near you soon!

Some sorry folks have been caught doing just the very things mentioned  Not only that, but close up views of co-ed sunbathers, someone sleeping it off in his car, and a group of Miami anti choice protesters who gather once a week, it is felt that these pictures can further discourage women from seeking help at the clinic. A Google spokesperson said it was "No different than from what any person can see and capture walking down the street." I beg to differ, I don't go out on the street, or even the yard in a shambles which I'd even want the neighbors to see, I peek out of the windows first!  Soon,  it seems they can peek INTO the windows, no matter how dreary the subject matter might be. Please recall the words of dear ol' Mum, and always wear yer best undies.

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Net Neutrality Made Simple


There is confusion on this issue which I will try to make short and simple. Think in terms of the "equal protection clause" of the 14th Amendment.

A cabal of internet providers, namely the cable, satellite and phone companies, along with most of corporate America, want to charge what they will to whom they please for whatever reasons they wish for different degrees of service. With fiber and video on the horizon they wish to sell services to the highest bidder with exclusive accounts.

This means Time Warner can sell an exclusive FIBER ACCOUNT to Yahoo which they chose to deny Google. You and I click our Google icon and it takes a minute to come up but when we click on Yahoo it comes up instantly. Where you going to click? Imagine that in all aspects of the web. And even more problematic, they can put all the small websites like this into the very slow lane, killing us off.

These companies already control congress, radio, television, the very air we wave in, this medium is all there is left to everyone on an equal basis. Keep it that way!

An interesting point in this is big internet companies like Microsoft, Yahoo and Google are on the little guys side in this.


 

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Beware the Freeper


I had myself one good yuck a few minutes ago. I surfed over to the Modern Library where they have the list of the best 100 books written in English. I need a new book, sadly for the fifth time now,  I couldn’t get past page 14 of ULYSSES. That is number one you know.  First person Irish ranting and raving!  I get enough of that around here so it seems rather dull to me.

Modern Library top 100 list  There are two lists side by side, the Board List and the Reader List. Six of the top ten on the Reader List are by L. Ron Hubbard or Ayn Rand. Seems the Modern Library had a Scientologist and Freeper invasion of late. But you know, that's what I like about the net, goofnuts having their say.

Lobby for Net Neutrality.

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