So - Karl Rove, or Turdblossom, as he was affectionately dubbed (or knighted) by Dubya, is
pushing a book, and getting hot under the collar about questions regarding his allegedly gay father! Excuse me while I wish for a larger karmic wheel for him. If I didn't know Karl Rove, I'd agree wholeheartedly with his defense. Of course families should be left out of politics. This, from the master of the art of including them - and in the most despicable ways possible!
Golden Glenn Beck at CPAC. He won't evolve, don't ask him! As Beck sees it, there are two options, "Revolution or Evolution." We assume that because he's only touching upon Conservatives and Commies, as a follower you want to be up in time for the Revolution! Evolution takes far too much time...though I don't believe I've heard it packaged along with the Red Peril before. While many find evolution to be a pleasant, and even scientific theory, not Drama Sutra Glenn Beck.
Silver Bob Marshall R-VA, He's insulting nearly every woman both from the Republican and Democratic Parties. Bronze - the city fathers of Omsk, Siberia preparing for a visit from President Dmitry Medvede. Did you ever wish to avoid insulting someone so much that - disaster ensues? More of them to come...
Gold: Bill O'Reilly. Little Billy O'Reilly gets a gold star in Math today, not because he's right, He's rewarded for the conviction with which he arrives at his answer of how much it costs to feed and house terrorism suspects on the Platinum Plan! Silver: Mark Levin and his radio hour of doom. The disturbing thing is Levin's falsetto impression of Sen. Patrick Leahy, "and the rest of the drunks." I presume he means our elected officials. Bronze: Who other than James O'Keefe! Winner of worst "Pimp" Halloween costume, which he donned to entrap ACORN. His excuse for being in Sen. Mary Landrieu's office sounds no better today, than it ever did when her phones quite understandably were "jammed" not broken!
One of the true treasures of the long presidential campaign in my opinion, and obviously in others as well has been our discovery of Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. Fey is no stranger to awards, having won several on 30 Rock, but for many of us
she was - Sarah Palin! In fact, when they were on stage together it was nearly impossible to tell them apart.
We're not certain just how much truth is behind Sarah Palin's statement that she found Tina Fey to be hilarious, as she admitted to watching with the sound turned off. Interpret that, if you please.
Here is the truly hysterical speech in which Tina Fey receives her award, and a compilation of some of the funniest moments from SNL which got us through a long grueling campaign, and are just as humorous now!
BTW, as much as we love Tina as Sarah, we too are happy that Tina Fey got her wish. "Please let me be done playing this woman by Nov 5. if anyone can help me be done playing this lady nov 5, that would be good for me." We miss you Tina/Sarah, but it's very good for us too!
His name is not Joe, it is Samuel Wurzelbacher. Neither is he a plumber or an apprentice plumber. He became famous for asking Barack Obama how he would be taxed if he bought a plumbing company and made over $250,000 a year. Sam was a day laborer working for a plumber commanding the roto-router machine wearing those thick gloves all full of shit. Sam with less than doodeysquat was pretending to be or soon to be a wealthy plumber.
Before he even begins he has three big lies under his plunger putting him on the short list for the conservative networks to hire as a war correspondent.
With such impeccable credentials, having paid his dues in becoming a journalist and his glib pronounciations on the state of the world, he is the man of the day. Mr Republican! Second only to Sarah Fey Palin as the most popular Republican in America. Some of his finest work from just yesterday:
"They[Israelis] can't do normal things day to day, they get soap in their eyes in the shower, for fear of rockets, I am sure they're taking quick showers. I know I would."
"I am a peaceloving man, but when someone hits me, I'm going to unload on the boy. And if the rest of the world doesn't understand that, then I'm sorry."
"I am an expert on media bias. I was on the short end of the stick, like Israel is now."
"I think media should be abolished from reporting. Um, you know, war is hell and if you're gonna sit there and say uh well look at this atrocity. Well, you don't know the whole story behind it half the time. So, um, I think the media should have no business in it."
"I have thousands of questions but I can't think of the right one."
The last two elections have caused many conservatives to go out of their minds, but some like Charles Krauthammer have completely lost it.
In his column this week, Make 'Princess Caroline' win seat through election, this lipless little Neocon prick says we cannot be appointing empty seats in the Senate. Especially when it concerns Democrats, Jacksons', Bidens' or OH MY GOD the Kennedys'. His point is to not only change the constitution - the 17th Amendment - but to throw special elections into off month off years to ensure vacancies are filled in elections where less than 10% of the voters bother to show up. We know well such elections are easily manipulated by mass mailings from extremists, and you know who they are. It is how all those crazy creationists get on school boards. Not to even mention a call for a special election would cost NY State close to $100 million, a bit much these days when every state is about to go broke. Thank a Republican near you.
Here is the quote that gives this nonsense of his away:
Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against Caroline Kennedy. She seems a fine person. She certainly has led the life of a worthy socialite helping all the right causes. But when the mayor of New York endorses her candidacy by offering, among other reasons, that "her uncle has been one of the best senators that we have had in an awful long time," we've reached the point of embarrassment.
We found yesterday that the seething hatred of Senator Ted Kennedy by another Neocon - Mamma's boy and good looking Jonah Goldberg was - because Kennedy has been in the forefront in educating our children and has fought hard against handing them over to the Religious Right through voucher systems. Jonah Goldberg Compares Sarah Palin to Caroline Kennedy, Believe it or not!
Krauthammer is not as clear as to why he hates Kennedy so much, but it sure is the impetus of his silly column. The most obvious guess is that the Senior Senator from Massechucetts wants to give every American affordable health care, which makes Republicans go nuts.
Here is the text of the 17 the Amendment.
The 17th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution:
The Senate of the United States shall be composed of two Senators from each State, elected by the people thereof, for six years; and each Senator shall have one vote. The electors in each State shall have the qualifications requisite for electors of the most numerous branch of the State legislatures.
When vacancies happen in the representation of any State in the Senate, the executive authority of such State shall issue writs of election to fill such vacancies: Provided, That the legislature of any State may empower the executive thereof to make temporary appointments until the people fill the vacancies by election as the legislature may direct.
This amendment shall not be so construed as to affect the election or term of any Senator chosen before it becomes valid as part of the Constitution.
I read today that Obama failed to win even one county in Oklahoma and statewide he lost to McCain 2 to 1. Also 56% of the voters in Oklahoma said in the exit polls they were Evangelical Christians. As is The Word, Hillbillies.
The red and blue divide is no longer about white versus black, rich versus poor or even rural versus urban. It is now smart versus stupid. Intellectual versus anti-intellectual. Secular versus God fearing Goobers.
Our new President will have to reach his hand across the isle, he will have to lead from a Center position, he will have to put our national security (wars) above where we thought he was during this election, Barack Obama has to play nice.
But I don't, and neither do you. And I hope to Hell Congress gives them a well deserved kick in the ass.
As a veteran I have not flown the flag of my country in my yard for a generation because I did not want any intelligent people who may happen through Dumbutt here, thinking I was as much of a right-wing reactionary dim bulb as my neighbors. As is The Truth, Hillbillies. That has now changed. I have the flag flying right now for no reason my neighbors can discern.
Recently in the Primaries Barack Obama gave these Hillbillies a little jab by saying they "cling to guns and religion". What he meant to say (had he not been running for office) was that the biggest voting bloc in America are Hillbillies (no matter what their elevation) who wallow in gungoonery and religious fanaticism because they are ignorant uneducated bigots.
The GOP is now on a path to cleanse itself from any moderate influences. Soon the most disgusting people in America will be the ONLY part of the Republican Party. Perhaps they need a new name? We once called them Puritans, Fundamentalists, Evangelicals, White Trash, the Moral Majority, the Religious Right and of course, Those White People in the Trailer with all the Guns and Snakes Who Marry their Cousins. Well, with 67% of Republicans saying they want Sarah Palin to be their nominee for president in 2012, can we call these people Palinites? Palindrones? Or just stick to Hillbillies?
So what can we do about these people? How can we help bring them into our more human community? We can't deport them, there is no keeping them from voting or shutting them up, but we could educate them you betcha!
What if we were to mandate that all Americans can go to college free with a requirement that everyone pass compulsory courses in world geography, Western Civilization, Eastern Civilization, Anthropology, comparative religion, biology, environmental science, world literature and at least one class in multicultural studies.
The bane of religious dogmatism is a freely educated populace. Imagine what six hours of college classes would accomplish rather than six hours of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity. A light bringing Hillbilly American out of the Dark Ages. Well... If we can keep them from marrying their cousins anyway.
Neocons are conservative Irishmen whose overt ideology is Empire through War while covertly their point is to saturate the Middle East with as much Muslim blood as possible.
Neocons are the reason we went into Iraq, why we are there now, and why we will soon be moving it all to Afghanistan, which we will have to occupy for another generation. These wars are not about oil as much as they are about religious fanaticism, ethnic revenge and the ear of a susceptible know-nothing President.
In 2004 Senator Joe Lieberman quit the Democratic Party over his thirst for war, more wars and forever war. Subsequently he was allowed to caucus with the Democrats no matter because the Party needed Senate heads to count. They even allowed him to chair the Homeland Security Committee.
During this election Joe the Traitor went over the top, adding to his treason against the Democratic Party he personally stabbed Barack Obama in the back as well.
Rather than pin a carnation on his lapel and kiss his cheek goodbye, Senate Godfather Harry Reed told him he would be removing him from his Homeland Security Chairmanship. Joe the Traitor snapped back that he would leave join the Republicans if they did that to him! Hey, he left the party 4 years ago! He was the keynote speaker at the Republican Convention! Like Zell Miller Redux. What happened to Zell Miller anyway?
Asking Lieberman to vacate his chair at Homeland Security is not vengeance on the part of Harry Reed or any Democrat, rather it is common sense. When it comes to terrorism, Muslims, Arabs, War, the Middle East and violence the last person Democrats would want in charge of such decisions is someone who is further to the Right of the GOP on those very issues, i.e., Neocons. Lieberman and McCain are World War 3 jockeys for christake... The more saber rattling and wars they can get us into the more they glow. You know like how Senator Lindsay Graham's head lights up whenever he says the word "patreaus".
Barack Obama today spoke up on behalf of Joe the Traitor saying he wanted to keep him in the Democratic Caucus. NoDramaObama did the right thing [he must have seen that movie.] After all, the emotional thirst for revenge may be demanded in this case, but most certainly it would not be in the best interest of the Democratic party. So Barack Obama - on both a personal and political level - has risen above it all and decided to let that white whale be, to let it be.
So what are the options for Joe Lieberman?
What usually happens to traitors who end up on the losing side? [like in the state of Africa for example] What happened to Zell Miller? What is there for Joe on the Republican side of the isle, where there are no chairmanships at all? Why would Republicans want a pro Life, distribute the wealth socialist on their side? But it all comes down to the bottom line... Why would any sane person in Connecticut vote for this creepy crawler again?
I admit I cried during this, two or three times in fact.
I had been waiting and fighting for 27 years for this moment. Especially after it turned dirty ugly in 1994 thanks to the likes of Newt Gingrich, Tom DeLay, Dick Armey, Trent Lott, and Rush Limbaugh. Hopefully that ugly part of the GOP is now forever gone.
Those gosh darned Robo-callers just took matters into their own mechanical hands. That has to be the explanation for what has happened in FLA just today,when you'd think all of the shenanigans would be over, and the GOP would be blowing up hot air balloons for tonight's a-hem....celebration.
This afternoon Cuban-American families in Florida began receiving robo-calls designed to strike terror in their hearts. The following is the translated transcript.
Urgent: I am calling on behalf of John McCain to tell you that today at 1:28 this afternoon the independent news organization of Reuters reported that the Cuban dictator, Fidel Castro, has given his support to Democrat Barack Obama for being smarter and more sophisticated than John McCain. Just like Hugo Chavez, Daniel Ortega, and Evo Morales - the brothers of Castro prefer Barack Obama. Don't give Castro what he wants. Go vote right now for John McCain and avoid establishing in the United States political policies like those of Cuba. There are only a few hours left today to vote for John McCain. This call has been paid for by McCain/Palin 2008.
The Reuters article quoted Castro as saying Obama was the smarter of the two candidates, but did not endorse either. Sometimes you just have to agree with an evil dictator. Could the 27 electoral votes from FLA have anything to do with this downright evil and nasty deception?
Pick up a bottle of Filthy Desperation, the cologne for mavericks!
GOP Places Nasty Last Minute Robo-Calls to FLA Cuban-Americans
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/04/mccain-claims-obama-will-be-like-castro/
I just returned from voting here in Dumbutt, Texas. Outside the elementary school the biggest change I noticed from last election was that the word "Republican" was missing from all the political signs.
I had quite a bit of fun in line. Of course this kind of fun may not work where regular humans go vote. Here in Dumbutt not even a button is allowed so I found another option in getting my political views out.
As soon as I got in line, which was outside, I turned my cell phone off and put it to my ear. I did not shout but I tried to make sure I was heard by at least five people deep in both directions.
Damn right I am voting for Obama, I don't live in your trailer park anymore!
McCain? You have to be kidding, I got out of the 9th grade you know.
The line isn't too bad, very McCain/Palin oriented so I assume everyone here makes over $250,000 a year!
Hahahaha... Yeah, like anyone in their right mind would vote for a Republican this time round!
As you have heard me say a thousand times, I have to give George Bush one thing, he is at least smarter than anyone who voted for him.
My fellow voters around me who were all Republicans - we don't call it Dumbutt for nothing - suffered through my zingers until that last one. Calling them dumber than George W went beyond the voting line pale I guess.
And you know what everyone of them who felt they had to speak up were mostly concerned with? Why they were voting straight Republican tickets? Because Barack Obama and Democrats will redistribute the wealth. They will take it from those who make over $250,000 a year and hand it out to lazy bums who refuse to work for a living. Everyone of them, the same issue, they work hard and will not allow the liberal government to take their money and give it to lazy welfare bums who do not want to work.
My response was to hold the phone up in the air and direct it around as a microphone and say "Listen to this! Hard to believe hey?" One young lady got especially hot and I had to address her directly, "Ya know I been around a long time and I have never met anyone who did not want to work nor do I know anyone who makes a quarter of a million dollars a year. Too much Limbaugh and Hannity I suspect?"
She turned purple and began drooling as she told me she listened to both Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity all day everyday. I tried to think of something to say to cool her off and lucked into the right response.
"You going to Hannity's Freedom Concert? Did you get one of those special Christmas Freedom Packages?" That did it! She was telling the whole line of people all about it. How it was packed with stars like Lee Greenwood, Billy Ray, Charlie Daniels and perhaps appearances by Joe the Plumber and Sarah Palin! She was gushing, she was happy, all her angst had dissipated and she began joking around with me. All was well...
So don't forget your cell phone, use it to have some fun voting.
Here on the last day before the election we see a splurge of McCain advertising linking Barack Obama to Reverend Jeremiah Wright and the Trinity United Church of Christ. It is not so much that John McCain strongly declared he would not GO THERE and is anyway (that has been what Maverick has come to mean in this election) but his reasoning for not going there was he did not want to bring race into the election. Come on...
The top laugh line for Republicans this election cycle - first uttered by Rudy Giuliani, used by Sarah Palin and the GOP pundits - is the newest Republican synonym for "the N Word", Community Organizer! You know, like Jesus, Gandhi and Martin Luther King. And worse they were all UN AMERICA!
Nothing sillier than going out to help the poor for little money! How laughable!
But the big unsaid issue in all this is that Rev Wright and Trinity Church are what most African American churches are like and what they preach. McCain understood that and that using the Rev Wright issue was not just a kick in the head to Obama but to all African Americans. Its the kind of thing losers do.
Sarah Palin bucking the McCain campaign by taking off her clothes. Well not for spread yet, but she did replace her fancyass Saks 5th Avenue duds with her old Alaskan fashions.
And with Joe the Plumber Wurzelbacher now officially speaking for the McCain Campaign saying Barack Obama will cause the death of Israel...
... the GOP had to compensate for having such a seriously ignorant wingnut - who effectively speaks for all of America's White Trash - by adding a new "Joe an Idiot American" who they call "Tito the Builder." Tito is a Venezuelan who likens Barack Obama not to Osama bin Laden, Saddam Hussien, Karl Marx, or now Adolph Hitler and Nazi Germany, but to Socialist President of Venezuela, Hugo Chavez. Tito hates Chavez very very very very much. Like old Cubans hate Fidel. Very very - put a bomb in his cigar - much.
So the GOP gets to keep all this nastyass namecalling hatred as their strong suit without having to dump Dumb ole boy Joe. It is the nature of that now dying Beast. Fear and hate and violent solutions... Perhaps the GOP will end up back in Hell from whence it came?
If you think Pottsville, Pa is any different than any place else in America you are fooling yourself. This video is what the media is so loath to present because they want these tens of millions of Bomb Obamians watching and supporting the advertising on their stations.
The people you see in this video go by many names: Real Americans, Patriotic Americans, Rural Americans, Family Value Americans, God Fearing Americans, the Republican Base and of late whatever you want to but the name "Joe" in front of.
And Holy Hockeylockers do they ever like Sarah Palin!
Mrs Palin seems to be that nasty intolerant airhead who seems to always find her way onto some school board wanting to push her intolerant version of Jesus upon your children (and all children). What goes on outside America - or often even outside her county or state - is alien to her. This bonds with the low intellect that cannot parse anything more complicated than, "If its in the Bible I believe it."
This lack of mental capacity has got me thinking that the pundits may be wrong, Mrs Palin is not smart enough to become the Junior Senator from Alaska. Rather she can make the big money and the big celebrity status by becoming Sister Sarah. Modeled after Sister Aimee McPherson who dominated Evangelical America for the first half of the 20th Century. BTW, McPherson turned out to be a crook who finally OD'd on downers...
Two conservative Tennessee men hit the news this morning. Daniel Cowart (20) and Paul Schlesselman (18) are being held by the ATF in connection with a plot to assassinate Barack Obama. Skinhead plot news sweeps suspect's Tenn. hometown
With the recent news cycle finding that Joe was not the name of newly ordained conservative pundit Joe the Plumber, I think we will call these guys Joe the Rebs.
The men planned to not only assassinate Barack Obama, but also murder 88 other blacks and and extra 14 more which they would also behead. A black school was in the plans. 88 and 14 have to do with Skinhead atonement to white supremacy and Adolph Hitler. It was not known whether they planned to decapitate Obama or what they were going to to with the heads.
Two quotes come to mind concerning this, first from the very fat, disgusting, intolerant and hypocritical best friend of Rush Limbaugh:
“Casual drug users should be shot... Dealers should be beheaded… I have no moral problem with beheadings…” Bill Bennett
And the second from the well formed Rack Jite:
"While some of you may wonder how many James Earl Rays may still live in America, down here in Texas I wonder how many live on my street." Rack Jite
Former PA Supreme Court justice Sandra Schultz Newman sent a little email to 75,000 of her closest
Jewish friends in PA. Newman's warns "Fellow Jewish Voters" of the danger of a second Holocaust! Holy cow - this woman IS a terrorist! That's one of the nicer words I've read describing her recently.
If you weren't on the list of 75,000 either, she confides to her email pals that the Holocaust threat is due to the threats to Israel from its neighbors, and implies that if Obama is elected it is almost a certainty. It praises McCain over Obama..convenient since a copy of the e-mail provided by Democratic officials says it was "Paid for by the Republican Federal Committee of PA - Victory 2008." The signatures of Schultz and two other McCain supporters were on the message, though you can scarcely find a single person since the story has broke who will admit to having any involvement.
In Who is Being Thrown Under The Bus Today. Bryan Rudnick, who drafted the email exactly as he was told, was fired and blamed as soon as controversy started. They would have you believe Rudnick just went berserk and fired these off without the say-so or scrutiny of ye olde former justice, and I use that word loosely. He has told the AP that he had authorization from party officials to send the e-mail. He said he was fired Friday morning over “discrepancies with strategy and
logistics,” and that the e-mail was not mentioned when he was let go. That is a nebulous reason for firing if ever I heard one. They're evil but they're good at it!
That's not all she's up to these days. Chutzpah is in ample supply at Republican headquarters, so sit down for this!
Those wacky Repubs, of all people - are involved in a lawsuit against ACORN and Pedro Cortes, the state's top election official and Secretary of State. Unbelievably the Reps accuse ACORN of fostering voter-registration fraud....yes, the same people who have done illicit and illegal things with votes in the past two presidential elections are on the offensive...in every sense of the word.
State officials say the county-run election system has built-in safeguards to prevent fraudulent ballots from being cast. Democratic leaders say the allegations are simply demagoguery. It would be to laugh, if there were not a chance they could actually pull something outrageous off once again.
Ex-PA Judge Newman, Sends Obama Holocaust Terrorist email to Seventy Five Thous. Jewish Voters
It was a DARK and STORMY NIGHT near the bank. The young white college student from Texas is in PA to work in the McCain campaign. Little did she know she would endure a horrible racial/ political attack.
Ashley Todd, was alone at the cash machine,when out of the dark a Six Foot Four BLACK MAN approached her from behind, put a knife blade to her throat and demanded money, (for Obama's campaign we presume). She told police she handed the assailant $60 and walked away. If THAT isn't enough to raise the "protective" hackles of white sheeted manhood, what follows next tears it! Ms Todd told investigators she suspected the man then noticed a John McCain sticker on her car (cue suspenseful music). She said the man punched her in the back of the head, knocked her to the ground and scratched a backward letter "B" into her face with a dull knife. I'll grant there was a dull knife involved, but not in a dyslexic robbery. Yes, a black man attacked the flower of southern womanhood, it simply doesn't get more Klantastic than that!
Police said Todd claimed the man told her that he was going to "teach her a lesson" for supporting the Republican presidential candidate, and that she was going to become a supporter of Democratic candidate Barack Obama. This is the more aggressive approach.
If you saw one of the articles or received an email about this yesterday, you would have seen a photo of her with a slightly blackened eye, and a faint backward letter B on her cheek. My first vision was last night, when I presume it was fairly new, as Snopes had yet to hear of it. The capper was that in bold type it stated authoritatively that this story "Checks Out". Some busy little Republimice got busy and sent the article to "news agencies" and the never-ending "forward this email" chain. Even I got one, so rampant were they.
Today Ms Todd broke down and admitted it was all a hoax. As you can see, she took a quick trip to the country jail, we won't soon know if it was entirely her own idea or if she had help. Perhaps she thought she could help the campaign on her own? I certainly hope she isn't waiting for bail from the organization she volunteered so hard to help. I find it very interesting that neither McCain or any of his spokespeople have issued a public comment or apology for setting divisiveness in this country back decades, and in a shameful manner. If that - is duty, honor, and patriotism. They can just keep it wrapped with their white sheets. Flower of Southern Womanhood Lies, No B or Black Attack. Waiting for McCain Apology..
Apparently a new wardrobe can change a lot of things, and if we needed more proof that she doesn't read "lots and lots of papers" this is it.
Who knew the shy little governor from Wasilla would soon see herself as president? Personally, I thought she would take her plunder and go back to the small pond..oh how wrong I was. Staffers have complained to CNN about Palin "going rogue." Another McCain source says she appears to be looking out for herself more than the McCain campaign. There is talk of her sowing divisiveness. "She is a diva. She takes no advice from anyone," said a McCain advisor. "She does not have any relationships of trust with any of us, her family or anyone else.
"Also, she is playing for her own future and sees herself as the next leader of the party. Remember: Divas trust only unto themselves, as they see themselves as the beginning and end of all wisdom."
With the presidential race in its final days and polls suggesting that McCain's chances of pulling out a win are growing slim, Palin may be looking after her own future, as shocking as that may seem.
"She's no longer playing for 2008; she's playing 2012," Democratic pollster Peter Hart said. "And the difficulty is, when she went on 'Saturday Night Live,' she became a reinforcement of her caricature. She never allowed herself to be vetted, and at the end of the day, voters turned against her both in terms of qualifications and personally." Apparently everyone is aware of it but Palin who feels there is a large Joe and Josephine contingent who adore her, if she can just get that pesky McCain out of the way. Diva Palin Plans to be President Palin, Say Unhappy McCain Staffers!
Ten days to go, and each and every one seems to deliver more bad news for Johnny Mac. Palin's new 150K wardrobe, more GOP stalwarts like Scottie McCarron and C. C. Goldwater jumping ship, and how about the grenade the GOP tried to toss by accusing Obama of visiting Hawaii not to be with his ailing grandmother, but to steal his birth records which prove he's not a U.S. citizen. All horseshit of course, it's like they pulled the pin out of the grenade but forgot to throw it. And speaking of horseshit, did you catch that McCain volunteer, Ashley Todd, who got caught fabricating a whopper about a big black guy assaulting her and carving a backwards B on her face. Okay, you can't fault McCain for having a mentally challenged supporter, after all, there are a few more of those in his party, but you'd think he'd at least have the story checked out before calling her to offer his sympathy only to confirm more poor judgement on his part. The only thing these guys seem to be able to do well is shoot themselves in the foot.
While we know a week in politics is an eternity, the enemy is running out of time for any sort of October surprise. The stars are just not aligning for McNasty, and they must be aware of it because already we're hearing rumors of a rift between the McCain and Palin camps.
Being a dem, naturally I'm leery of seeing another defeat snatched from the jaws of victory, but at this late point can only see two scenarios; McCain either calls off the attack dogs in an attempt to preserve what little he has left of his dignity and go away quietly, or he goes all in and doubles down on the negativity. I suspect the latter considering the Rovian-trained crew he brought on board.
But what's more alarming, accepting the realizaton that Bush, McCain, and the GOP have been wrong on every issue of importance to Americans, is the fact they still have these so-called pundits or surrogates willing to get up on their hind legs on your teevee and look you in the eyes to proclaim everything will be hunkey-dorey if you just give the republicans one more chance. It's one thing to be a fool, but it's quite something else to put your face in front of a TV camera and remove all doubt.
This election has come down to who's stupid and who isn't. Without equivocation, it's clear that you can lead a republican to the kool-aid, but unlike a horse, you can actually make them drink it.
What a nice change it must have been for the poor, poor Joe Six Pack Palins. I know she would have preferred a trip to Value Village where she could have seen a few more of her constituents, but duty calls - and the RNC doesn't shop there. I say that Eliza had better get a last fitting on the inauguration gown before the cranky old professor tosses her back into the snow. You hang onto those things honey, it's money well spent!
Pictured here before the VP campaign, with her children at a festive day in Wasilla we see Sarah and the townsfolk in their finery. This photo finally broke my will. Buy her anything that will keep her away from sweats and cabbages!
My Republican Lite newspaper, the Houston Chronicle, endorsed Barack Obama the other day. It was their only Democratic endorsement since World War II other than Lyndon Johnson in 1964.
To defend itself from its Right of Center stand on things and refusing to ever endorse Tom DeLay, the editorial board hoping to not get shot by an armed and angry white mob down here in Dumbutt, have tried to placate our wingnuts by printing an unusually high number of Jonah Goldberg columns this year. Joe the Plumber's vision a stark contrast to Obama
Goldberg has only one claim to fame. His mother has been a life long FOUL radical right-wing operative who played one of the key roles in the Monica Lewinsky Impeachment. If you recall that was ten years ago when the Republicans were riding so high that they put a blowjob on the front page of every magazine, newspaper and TV broadcast IN THE WORLD!
Other than his mother, Jonah has nothing really going for him other than his good looks. His writing is horrible, his issues so out in right-wing La La Land they seem insane, and to top it off, he has an intellect duller than a soup spoon.
As we find so many conservative pundits of late questioning not only McCain's pick of Sarah Palin as his running mate, but whether it is wise to bequeath the GOP to uneducated fundamentalist gun angry white rural Bozos, here is Jonah Goldberg going in the opposite direction. Denigrating the educated, the intelligent, and the elite in favor of handing over this nation to a mob of dumbfucks. Whats New?
This column decries Obama and Democrats as Socialist, Marxists and so on... That only Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber understand where America should be going. Here is just a quick list of a few horrendous un and anti American phrases Goldberg uses as proof that Barack Obama and Democrats are socialists.
one person's struggle is all of our struggle America's promise broken souls neighborliness fairness community organizer spread the wealth around (taxation)
And somehow at the end of it all, Goldberg makes it all the fault of a Black female PBS commentator Gwen Ifil!
Reading this swill by this clown got me thinking of where it all really comes from. Its the Cato Institute, Ron Paul and Bob Barr. The demise of the Republican Party is greatly exaggerated, but with the economic spin we are in, the Libertarian Party has finally shown the world what I have been pounding my head against the wall screaming for 30 years. Libertarians are so far out in Right-wing La La Land they are the Silly Party. Hopefully this will find Ayn Rand finally good and dead.
The last two elections have caused many conservatives to go out of their minds, but some like Charles Krauthammer have completely lost it. 
I read today that Obama failed to win even one county in Oklahoma and statewide he lost to McCain 2 to 1. Also 56% of the voters in Oklahoma said in the exit polls they were Evangelical Christians. As is The Word, Hillbillies. 
Neocons are conservative Irishmen whose overt ideology is Empire through War while covertly their point is to saturate the Middle East with as much Muslim blood as possible. 
Those gosh darned Robo-callers just took matters into their own mechanical hands. That has to be the explanation for what has happened in FLA just today,when you'd think all of the shenanigans would be over, and the GOP would be blowing up hot air balloons for tonight's a-hem....celebration.
Former PA Supreme Court justice Sandra Schultz Newman sent a little email to 75,000 of her closest
Jewish friends in PA. Newman's warns "Fellow Jewish Voters" of the danger of a second Holocaust! Holy cow - this woman IS a terrorist! That's one of the nicer words I've read describing her recently.
It was a DARK and STORMY NIGHT near the bank. The young white college student from Texas is in PA to work in the McCain campaign. Little did she know she would endure a horrible racial/ political attack. 
Apparently a new wardrobe can change a lot of things, and if we needed more proof that she doesn't read "lots and lots of papers" this is it. 
Ten days to go, and each and every one seems to deliver more bad news for Johnny Mac. Palin's new 150K wardrobe, more GOP stalwarts like Scottie McCarron and C. C. Goldwater jumping ship, and how about the grenade the GOP tried to toss by accusing Obama of visiting Hawaii not to be with his ailing grandmother, but to steal his birth records which prove he's not a U.S. citizen. All horseshit of course, it's like they pulled the pin out of the grenade but forgot to throw it. And speaking of horseshit, did you catch that McCain volunteer, Ashley Todd, who got caught fabricating a whopper about a big black guy assaulting her and carving a backwards B on her face. Okay, you can't fault McCain for having a mentally challenged supporter, after all, there are a few more of those in his party, but you'd think he'd at least have the story checked out before calling her to offer his sympathy only to confirm more poor judgement on his part. The only thing these guys seem to be able to do well is shoot themselves in the foot.
What a nice change it must have been for the poor, poor Joe Six Pack Palins. I know she would have preferred a trip to Value Village where she could have seen a few more of her constituents, but duty calls - and the RNC doesn't shop there. I say that Eliza had better get a last fitting on the inauguration gown before the cranky old professor tosses her back into the snow. You hang onto those things honey, it's money well spent!
My Republican Lite newspaper, the Houston Chronicle, endorsed Barack Obama the other day. It was their only Democratic endorsement since World War II other than Lyndon Johnson in 1964. 
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