Sunday, October 12. 2008

McCain Campaign Manger Rick Davis Clueless Graphic

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 09:32

Thursday, October 9. 2008

Ten Things the Republican Base Does after a Sarah Palin Speech

When the Republican Base goes to a Sarah Palin rally, it's much like pubescent girls at their first Boy Band concert. They scream, faint, have orgasms and pee in their pants. No political speaker, including Ronald Reagan, has ever so affected the dumb and dumber crowd than Sarah Palin. Mr. Potatoe Head himself, Dan Qualye, pales in comparison.

Ten things voters do when they get home from a Sarah Palin speech

10) Telll the children Barack Hussien Obama is a Muslim terrorist

9) Get the front of the trailer back up on its jacks

8) Like Joe, down a sixpack before doing any thinking

7) See about a carry permit for at least one assault rifle

6) Tell the neighbors you think the old lady with the wart next door is a witch

5) Buy a nail gun, a rubber apron and beef, pork and chicken live

4) Make sure to never meet or greet a Black person (or foreigner)

3) Do whatever Rush Limbaugh, Fox News and the minister tell you to do

2) Complain about sexual morality other than sexual debauchery within the family

And the number one thing to do after a Sarah Palin speech...

1) Doggone it! Go get that GED you betcha!

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 06:51

Thursday, October 9. 2008

Letterman, Leno, Conan Comment On Palin, McCain,Obama, Biden

Letterman Conan Leno political humor Palin Biden Obama McCain

"Political experts are saying that to succeed in the vice presidential debate, Sarah Palin needs to show that she has the same concerns as everyday Americans. For instance, Palin planned to start the debate by saying she's really troubled by John McCain's choice for vice president." --Conan O'Brien

"During the debate Palin winked, wrinkled her nose, and gave a shout-out to a third grade class. Well, that says commander in chief to me right there. You betcha!"...She kept reaching out to Joe Sixpack. That's because her answers make more sense after six beers." --David Letterman

"Critics are still analyzing Sarah Palin's interview with Katie Couric last week, and they're saying she was halting, repetitive and stumped on basic questions. Yeah, in other words, Palin appeared very presidential." --Conan O'Brien

"Yesterday the stock market suffered its biggest one-day drop in history, falling 777 points. I’m telling you, boy, it's a good thing John McCain blew me off to go save the economy." --David Letterman

"I felt bad about this. Because we were all ready to go with John McCain and with an hour to go, he cancels. I felt bad about it. I was thinking about this, John, John, here's how it works. You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day." --David Letterman

"According to a recent poll, 61% of people surveyed said they would rather see Sarah Palin in a bikini than Pamela Anderson. Although 99% said they would rather see Pamela Anderson as vice president." --Jay Leno

"Republicans are blaming Nancy Pelosi for the bailout not going through. Democrats are blaming it on an incomplete proposal by the Republicans. John McCain is blaming Barack Obama. Barack Obama is blaming John McCain. And Sarah Palin is praying nobody asks her what's going on." --Jay Leno

"Sarah Palin right now is training for tomorrow night's vice presidential debate in Arizona. And she says it has really helped her on foreign policy, because from Arizona she can see Mexico." --David Letterman

"Well, some people think Sarah Palin took a swipe at Joe Biden's age when she said that she had been listening to Biden's speeches since the second grade. Which is kind of ironic, because Biden has been listening to McCain's speeches since he was in the second grade." --Jay Leno

"Have you been watching the Sarah Palin interview with Katie Couric on the 'CBS Evening News'? Pretty interesting. Sarah Palin could not remember the name of a newspaper or a magazine that she reads. And I was thinking, wow, we could possibly have a leader of the country who doesn't read. And then I thought, well, hell it's worked pretty good for George Bush." --David Letterman

"Hugh Hefner is entering the fray. Hugh Hefner has asked Sarah Palin to pose nude for Playboy magazine. Yeah, and Palin said she'd agree to pose for Playboy as long as there's no interview." --Conan O'Brien

Thanks to Daniel Kurtzman's Political Political Humor Blog Letterman, Leno, Conan Comment On Palin, McCain,Obama, Biden

Posted by Newscat in Election 2008 at 04:22

Wednesday, October 8. 2008

Town Hall Debate, For GOP to win they must Put Palin on Top of the Ticket

Going into the debate last night, John McCain had the advantage over THAT ONE because he was so much better at the town hall format. He paced around looked old, jerky and even sickly. He did little other than make his stump speech with those same old words that makes our skin crawl, "Patraeus", "preconditions", and "my friends".

Barack Obama was little better doing his job and coming out ahead. Both were rather boring with McCain sinking in the polls a little bit more.

I find this morning that I am not the only one who had come to believe that if the GOP wants to win this one, they had best put Sarah Palin at the top of the ticket.

Palin is the perfect representative for rural America, that sea of red outside our cities dominating every state in the union. Spokeswoman for our small towns where there are no Negroes or Jews, where queer kids leave town before they are nailed to fence posts, where any extra cash is spent on bass boats, pickup trucks and guns - rather than books and dentistry. And where sex with farm animals is more acceptable than premarital sex between humans. All blessed by Jesus and with a six pack you betcha.

And if anyone mentions any of that, it generates so much more hatred of liberals in that rural gang of morons that they will suffer volcanic lava flowing down their streets to come out and vote for the Quayles, Bushes and Palins of the world.
So please. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... Keep it under your hat...

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 07:13

Monday, October 6. 2008

Swift Boat Express

To paraphrase red-ink Reagan, here we go again, so let the swift boating begin.

The GOP, devastated that the polls gave Biden the win in last Thursday's vice-presidential debate, even though Palin was never caught picking her nose a single time, have opted for their time-tested campaign strategy, to swift boat Barak Obama. Ignoring the Iraqi and economic disasters they've once again zeroed in on what they do best, make crap up about their opponent. This weekend, they sent out Moose Mom to claim Barak hangs with a terrorist who threw firecrackers at a federal building back in the sixties. The guy in question, Bill Ayers, was a Vietnam protester. Never mind that Obama was eight years old when the Ayers protesting occurred, never mind Ayer's was never charged and is now a university professor who also does non-profit work for the less fortunate, and of course never mind that Obama has always discredited Ayer's and any other form of violent protest as credible behavior, Sarah Palin, in spite of all evidence to the contrary, claimed Barak Obama by association loves terrorists. People actually buy this shit, and far too many of them vote.

You really have to ask yourself who in their right mind would buy this non-sensible crap, but obviously it works or why else would the GOP keep perpetuating it and winning elections cycle after cycle?

As an observer I think John McCain tried to play it straight in 2000 and we all saw what Bush and Rove did to him. He's now come to believe that the only way to win on the GOP ticket is to fight dirty with Sarah Palin as a willing dupe. If you think about it, is winning power so important that you'll deep-six your principles to win an election based on outrageous fibs rather than considered and well thought out policy? McCain sold his soul for victory by virtue of his Palin pick. He won't release his medical records yet subjects the country to a VP, one heart beat away, who as we've all seen couldn't possibly be less qualified.

There is no doubt in my mind that Obama will handle these swift boat assaults with the derision they deserve, but c'mon, how pathetic do you have to be for McCain to want to win on these terms?

Posted by W. O. Coach in Election 2008 at 19:26

Monday, October 6. 2008

Ten Reasons Republicans Love Sarah Palin

Ten Reasons Republicans Love Sarah Palin

10) Her Yankee Hillbilly accent you betcha!

9) With our serious unregulated free market meltdown she is still pushing the government is the problem crap.

8) She puts her religious beliefs above her country and the US Constitution.

7) She denies most every facet of scientific knowledge by claiming Biblical creationism is equal to evolution, and human action is not responsible for climate change. Which also shows her lack of logic, reason, common sense and grasp of reality.

6) She reminds Republicans of their Sister in Law who is on the local school board screeching about queers, atheists, sex education and baby murderers.

5) She is an NRA Life Member who likes to kill and gut large animals and wear their skins.

4) She promotes the two wars we fight today, and three more wars with Iran, Pakistan and Russia.

3) Being from Alaska and educated in Idaho, she has never met an African American.

2) She is smarter than most invertebrates.

And the number one attraction Republicans have for Sarah Palin...

1) They know she's no smarter than they are.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 18:40 Comment (1)

Friday, October 3. 2008

Sarah Palin Does not Pee on herself, Wins Debate!

Though most Americans watching the debate thought Joe Biden won by almost 3 to 1 over Mrs Palin, Republicans and conservatives say she hit out of the park! Home Run! Folksy! Likable! Approachable! Adorable!

I have to admit that by not pissing on herself (or speaking in tongues) she did much better than I expected. Her only gaff came when she refused to accept climate change is man made. Even though every facet of science shows that to be the case - well other than the science of her church deciding who is and who is not a witch. By throwing reason, rational thought and common sense to the wind she hit it out of the park for all her fellow morons and talk radio hosts who also believe it.

You know, I can understand the WHY of these idiots denying evolution - along with every scientific "ology" attached to it - for it disproves their acceptance of the literal interpretation of Bible silliness. But climate change, actually seeing the smoke rise from exhaust pipes and and smoke stacks while the polar ice caps melt, and denying the cause and effect adds insanity to their stupidity. Which is what Republicans like in their candidates! Dan Quayle? Sonny Bono? Virgil Goode? George W. Bush?

There is some good news today. McCain pulled his campaign out of swing state Michigan and polls are showing he may soon have to the same in Florida and Pennsylvania. Though as in 2004, Ohio rednecks are still proping McCain up fairly well.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 08:32

Thursday, October 2. 2008

Advice to Joe Biden for Tonight's Debate

Senator Biden only needs to answer questions directly to the moderator, kick John McCain and Republcians where needed, and completely ignore the Bimba on stage with him. She is so incoherent she will do her own self in.

But if she is dumb enough to mention Hillary Clinton in lieu of being a woman, Senator Biden should do the first few words of the most famous line in any Vice Presidential debate - when we had a similar setting with Bimbo Dan Quayle.

"I know Senator Clinton, Senator Clinton is a friend of mine..." Smile and leave it at that.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 09:54

Thursday, October 2. 2008

Keith Olberman, Greatest Bloopers of Sarah Six Pack Palin. Oct 1,2008

Posted by Newscat in Election 2008 at 00:05

Tuesday, September 30. 2008

Stephen Colbert Explains the Free Market is Like God

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 08:21

Monday, September 29. 2008

Barack Obama, Too Smart and Too Black to Win, The Bradley Effect

I believe a feisty White woman could easily beat McCain/Palin by double digits come this November 4th. Though it seems Democrats chose to believe Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity that one particular feisty White woman was unelectable. Why any sane person would believe anything Rush Limbaugh or Sean Hannity has to say is way way beyond my meager intellect. And now it seems we are in deep trouble with what should be a double digit Democratic lead as an election toss up.

Choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, John McCain put Jesus Christ and God himself on his ticket. In the debate Friday night McCain trumped up with the flag, patriotism, country, service and our troops. While Barack Obama gave us a college lecture with so many missed opportunities I turned it off. What a disappointment. Nothing memorable while failing to STAMP Republican Party on McCain's forehead, or to dumb it down, way down.

People don't like hearing this from either end of the political spectrum, but MOST intelligent American voters believe The Flintstones are more real than The Origin of Species. And that is not just a denial of evolution, it is also a denial of common sense, reason and reality, not to even mention Biology, Chemistry, Physics, Geology, Cosmology, Paleontology, Archeology to name just a fewologies.

But most importantly McCain has every racist in America going to pull his lever. Though John McCain consistently and loudly voted against a Martin Luther King holiday he did say he was sorry this year. I know I know, racism is a thing of the past in America. Well let me say just his one thing on that. BULLFUCKINGSHIT! What planet are they from? Gosh...

I am seeing a number now on the Bradley Effect, which is somewhere between 5 and 15 points in polling errors. 6 points seems to be the specific number I am seeing in relation to this election.

The Bradley Effect was named after the 1982 failure of Los Angeles Black Mayor Tom Bradley in his bid for Governor. Pre election and exit polls showed him an easy winner but George Keukmejian beat him by 1.2 points. A 6 point error in the polls.

In 1983 Harold Washington was ahead 14 pionts in the polls for the Mayor of Chicago and won by only 4 pionts. A 10 point error in the polls.

In 1992 Black New York Mayor David Dinkins had a double digit lead in pre election and exit polls and won by only 2 points. A 10 point error in the polls.

Also in 1992 Black Virgina candidate Douglas Wilder was 15 points ahead in the pre election and exit polls and won by only 7000 votes. A 14 point error in the polls.

In 1978 Massachusetts' Black US Senator Edward Brooke was 8 points ahead in election night polls and lost by 10 points to Paul Tsongas. An 18 point error in the polls.

Or course many like to blame polling in general for these errors but come on. Politicians and the media don't shell out billions of dollars for crap. And anyone who has taken that horribly hard and boring 5 credit course called Statistics knows better. I know, I had to take it twice.

White people LIE about their racism, not only to pollsters but everyone else as well. Well not so much here in Dumbutt, Texas and the rest of the South where people are a bit more honest and while denying they aret racists, readily admit they don't like ni***ers. But since the Civil Rights Act and Voting Rights Act of 1964 and 1965 the Southern States (and Idaho) have been locked into White Republicanism so they don't matter. But in every swing state there are enough of them to throw the election to McCain on race alone. Though I have heard that there is a chance in Hell that Virginia and North Carolina have had enough Yankees infiltrate over the years that they may possibly break away from the Old Confederacy (and Idaho).

So come November 3rd, Obama has to be at least 7 points ahead to squeak through this by one point.

And once again, because of having a Fundamentalist Bimbo on the GOP ticket, we are going to get that same activist turnout of certifiable morons in the swing states who gave us George W. Bush. Twice. Sorry about the BIMBO... Hmmn... Ya know its W that is the Bimbo which would make Sarah Palin a Bimba. Right?

My point is to make yall understand that the only way we can win this thing is by getting out the vote. It is too late for rhetoric and debate to make a differnce. It is all about turnout in the swing states. So please, on November 4th get everyone you can in your car, or rent a school bus - at the point of a gun if necessary - to go vote. Call Jesse Jackson for help if necessary. You can say what you will about Mr. Jackson, but calling out the vote has been his primary business his entire life. He knows something about it.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 08:27 Comments (2)

Friday, September 26. 2008

McCain Beats Obama in first debate

John McCain showed up angry and beat the pants off the pleasant well spoken guy. McCain spent lots of time talking about how he would fix the $18 billion dollars a year in earmarks though! The Iraq war given us by Republicans cost $600 billion and just this weeks bailout of Republican unregulated economics cost us $700 billion. That's almost ONE HUNDRED TIMES more than what McCain is whining about. 100 times as much! 100X!

The economic fix was boring as they agreed with whatever was going on, though McCain did denigrate BIG GOVERNMENT when it came to health care, complaining about BIG GOVERNMENT is always a winner for Americans.

McCain dropped the word "Patraeus" more times than Lindsay Graham at a VFW rally. He pounded the drum for the good war in Iraq, the even better war in Afghanistan, the coming war with Iran, the border war with Pakistan, and the new war with Russia where we have to defend not only Georgia but now the Ukraine too.

McCain did so well with all this jingo madness even I was standing in the middle of the room singing God Bless America. And while I sang Obama did little other than agree with him.

There is nothing this nation of intelligent voters loves more than wars, and lots of them, all at the same time too it seems. And guns and Jesus. War, guns and Jesus - though I am not sure what order it goes. Oh, and just for a little reality check, put RACE somewhere in the list.

We are in deep deep trouble. Trailer park politics has finally done us in.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 21:51 Comments (3)

Tuesday, September 23. 2008

Huge Alaska Women (and Men and Children) reject Sarah Palin Rally

Women Against Palin Rally in Alaska HUGE

"The largest political rally in the history of Alaska!"

What's that you say - you haven't heard of it? Join a LARGE club! As many things do, the rally was organized by a small group of women talking over coffee. Knowing Palin would have heavy media coverage when she returned on the 14th, making it appear that all of Alaska welcomed her, they wanted the other side shown as well. Even they didn't know how big "the other side" was at the time. They printed and posted fliers around town, and contacted some media people.

The most troublesome "media" was to be KBYR radio host, all around nasty-ass, big fish in a small pond, Eddie Burke. Beyond announcing the rally, he called the people planning to attend "a bunch of socialist baby-killing maggots." That wasn't his crowning achievement however. So confident in his opinions is he, that he stooped to one of the lowest possible attempts to intimidate. He announced the names and phone numbers of the organizers over the air! He then encouraged his already dangerously loony listeners to call and "share" their feelings with the planners. It's okay, on the day of the protest, when he started to hold forth, he was surrounded by people chanting "O-BA-MA!" over the top of his reactionary bluster.

As you can see, it was a moral victory, even if the media was an enormous disappointment. Though the media was already in town, they couldn't be bothered to check into a large rally, as opposed to a few toadies greeting an airplane It's estimated that somewhere over 1400 people came, carried home made signs, chanted,and honked horns! This isn't bad a'tall for an impromptu and enthusiastic showing of the feelings of many Alaskans. They wanted the world to know that not all Alaskans support Sarah Palin! See MORE photos by clicking link. "The Alaska Women (Men and Children) Reject Palin Rally" Was HUGE!

Posted by Newscat in Election 2008 at 01:01 Comment (1)

Saturday, September 20. 2008

Sarah's got a gun

Hey! Concerned about your Merrill lynch Account?
Don't worry, Sarah has a gun.

Insured by AIG?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

Did your 401 just take another kick in the pants?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

See a pink slip coming?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

Have to pull a kid out of college because you can't afford it anymore?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

Have a kid going to Iraq?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

Fed up with Republican economic ideology?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

Medical bills throw you into bankruptcy
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

Hurricane Ike screw you up?
Don't worry, Sarah's got a gun.

And lest I forget to remind yall what this election is truly ALL about.

The problem is not George W. Bush, it's the elephant he rode in on.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 08:23 Comments (3)

Saturday, September 20. 2008

John McCain and Luanne 2008

And lest I forget to remind yall what this election is truly ALL about.

The problem is not George W. Bush, it's the elephant he rode in on.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 08:11

Thursday, September 18. 2008

Dems in NJ Offered Sex Chat alternative to making campaign contributions!

Sex Chat operators Dem Committee same phone number NJ Dems offered sex chat

Giving the benefit of the doubt to the fine folks who compile the New Jersey telephone book, there has been a mistake with the listing for the Sussex County Democratic Committee. Sabotage could be involved, though it's easy to see where a bleary-eyed employee might have seen SusSEX and made the mistake. Those dialing, with credit card in hand were greeted by a sultry female voice inviting them to pay for sex chat. What a dilemma for those who let fate lead their way!

A spokesman said that a transposition error caused the last three digits of the Democrat's phone number to be misprinted, and that it's been corrected in Embarq's directory assistance database. Still, the local printed error number remains in the books, but the 800 number has always been correct.

I think it only fair to investigate how many well-meaning but weak Democrats were seduced and spent their contribution on sins of the flesh. They know who they are - and it's not too late to make a "real" contribution. A count of Republican employees at Embarq might not be a bad idea either, but only if they're giggling and snickering a lot. It's not that I'm paranoid or would blame someone unfairly. For instance, if a certain Karl Rove took a part time job there, I believe my concern will be justified. Dems in NJ Offered Sex Chat alternative to campaign contributions!

Posted by Newscat in Election 2008 at 01:04

Wednesday, September 10. 2008

Michael Palin For President Video

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 02:39

Wednesday, September 10. 2008

Article: Joan Smith, Sarah Palin, a woman to make enlightened voters shudder

Palin experience oil drilling anti-abortion animal-killing anti-environmental

In the heady atmosphere of last week's Republican convention -- electrified by Sarah Palin's barnstorming speech as the vice-presidential candidate -- a curious fact seems to have been overlooked. On paper, the new darling of Christian conservatives ticks all the right boxes as only a media-taunting, oil-drilling, gun-toting, abortion-hating, creationist mother of five could. Equally at home posing for photographs with her children and dead animals, she sends out an irresistible mating call to evangelical voters who suspect that John McCain is secretly too secular for their taste. (Much more to this article, please click link if interested) Article Joan Smith: Sarah Palin, a woman to make enlightened voters shudder

Posted by Newscat in Election 2008 at 02:05

Tuesday, September 9. 2008

How Stupid are White Women?

sarah palin prays This question first came up a few months ago when I heard Hillary's Pants Suit Minions from the primaries were going to move over and vote for John McCain. White Women were going to abandon all that Hillary Clinton stood for, forget their liberal issues, reverse their party affiliations and vote against their own self interest because they were angry that the Obama campaign and the media treated Hillary poorly. How stupid is that? Or was the media just putting us on?

Now John McCain has chosen Sarah Palin as a running mate. A political clone of right-wing reactionary Phyllis Schlafly, a gun toting rabid Pro Life religious creation science airhead who plays well at NRA meetings and trailer parks. The polls today say 20% of white women have moved to McCain. How stupid is that? Or is the media just putting us on again?

A Black Woman named Oprah Winfrey - who enjoys the largest audience of White Women on television - has refused to have Sarah Palin on her show because The Poprah knows she is a reactionary right-wing nitwit who is more clown than candidate, Oprah wisely wants nothing to do with her. I am like a Black Woman! Opray Winfrey did not become the most powerful woman in America because she is stupid.

Which all brings is back to the burning question, just how stupid are White Women anyway?

a) Not stupid at all, the media is just putting us on. (The wishful thinking answer)
b) No more stupid that White Men. (My answer)
c) Stupid
d) Very Stupid (The answer for White Men who never want to get laid again)

This picture of Sarah Palin had no accompanying text with it so we have to assume she is praying to shoot and kill another polar bear so she can wear two kill logos on her jacket.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 14:00 Comments (3)

Monday, September 8. 2008

Sarah Palin and Scott Alan Richter

"scott alan richter"

That is the search string to paste into Google every so often to be first with any news of more possible Evangelical Sluttery. And no, I do not like Sarah Palin. But then again I did make it through Middle School and was not brought up in trailer park.

Posted by Rack Jite in Election 2008 at 14:58