Dumbutt, Texas

Bubba called today to squawk about Mexicans. I have to give it to Bubba, he is honest enough to not waste words differentiating their legality, Mexicans are Mexicans who should all be living in Mexico. Since Lou Dobbs went ballistic on this issue, Bubba now switches channels from his default FOX NEWS to watch CNN in the Dobb's evenings, which now happens to be the same time I turn off CNN for some Hank and Homer.

I must say, old Lou has gone singularly berserk on this immigration business. Perhaps as a child he was wrapped in a tortilla and abandoned at a bus stop in Escarsaga. Whatever the problem it's serious. In fact I just read that the main issues involved in all this; that illegal immigrants pull down wages, cause unemployment, are more criminal that average, appreciably affect taxes for services and are going to blow up Chicago are either lies or highly exaggerated crap.

So Bubba called regarding some hippies who disrupted a Mexicans Go Home rally in downtown Houston recently. There were almost a hundred white-wing bigots, mostly middle aged women and whacked out Vietnam veterans draped in flags, NRA LIFE MEMBER stickers on their sleeves and of course, with nothing better to do. This being Texas with that good Republican Base and all, about half that many kids attended holding up signs reflecting upon that bigotry. Not much of a demonstration either way you look at it, but it was pleasant seeing some young people take to the streets doing the right thing rather than whooping and hollering in front of the Death Chamber down here in Huntsville.

So Bubba joined the Minutemen Border Patrol and wants me to ride down to Brownsville with him to man a guard post for a week. I might go. I need a trip, and knowing Bubba, the van will be full of beer and lots of chicken fried steak. And grits! What the hell, I can get drunk in a field and plonk at stuff with Bubba's guns for a few days. If I come across any Mexicans, I'll give them a ride up to Houston on my way home. After all, the influx of Hispanics over the years affecting the vote is the only reason Texas hasn't reinstated slavery.
Minutemen Woman Helps Murder Hispanic Family

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“A little piece of America died today when a jury of six says it’s OK to curse in front of a 13-year-old when asked not to, it’s a sad day for morality, that this type of behavior is condoned" Texas City Taliban Resident Michael Rainey

I wonder if Mr. Rainey is working on a long song about the death of American language... Bye Bye American 1st Amendment.

Joe confronted Mr Rainey and his 13 year old daughter about the "catshit" that the father and daughters cats where leaving in his yard. He said the dreaded word twice more. The police were called and Loflin was cited with Disorderly Conduct. The Galveston County Texas City jury acquitted Loflin because their were no other witnesses other than the three involved. Had their been witnesses God only knows what Texas prison Mr Loflin would be in today. Texas City man who used curse word to describe cat poop acquitted

We went through this last year in Galveston County when a Fireman shopping in a La Marque Walmart overheard Kathryn Fridge use the F-word to her mother when she found batteries had been sold out for the oncoming hurricane. She was also later acquitted. La Marque Fireman makes citizens arrest of Mother for using Fword in Walmart Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

Too many have taken this CPAC video and dubbed over the audio and video to make it funny. NO! The original unedited version of this is what defines Rush Limbaugh even better than his jiggling chair dance making fun of Michael J. Fox's Parkinson's Disease a few years back. This says it all. In just the first two minutes of this is all you need to understand just what a corpulent, pompous, egoistical asshole Rush Limbaugh is. And that's before getting to his bigoted, intolerant, dishonest and self absorbed Right-wing politics. Rush chanting "Rush! Rush! Rush!" I doubt anyone, anywhere in anytime has ever gone that far over the top into themselves.

Hemingway...

Rush Limbaugh came to Houston Tuesday night to help with a fund raiser for Texas Taliban Congressman Michael McCaul, helping raise $175,000 for the upcoming 2010 election. Governor Rick Perry was one of the 200 who attended at Susan Krohn's home in River Oaks where he presented Mr. Limbaugh with full Texan honorary citizen papers. Also in attendance was family values advocate Senator David Vitter who came over from neighboring Louisiana. It is not known if chose not bring any prostitutes or just had them wait in the car.

Thursday Limbaugh update: Today Rush Limbaugh compared President Obama to al Qaeda! I am not sure that is a step up or down from Limbaugh calling the President a Nazi, a racist, a Marxist, a communist or a socialist...

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Those who really really want a gun, are the very ones who really, really shouldn't be allowed to have one.

Last week it was a half page advertisement for a 50 round drum magazine Thompson .45 semi-automatic machine gun. This week we have a classic. A big 12 inch by 6 inch ad for a Henry lever action .44, recommended with the Holy Bible no less. The two are interchangeable here in the United States of Duh.

Gun sales have gone up 40% since the negro was elected President. Do you have to wonder how many of those Tea Party people were armed and more concerned with negros than taxes?

Some of our reddest regions are reporting being sold out of ammunition. Democrats are fingering the Obama Administration to lay off any and all gun control legislation.

Polls show that a majority of Americans want more handguns, assault rifles, with larger magazines and cop killing bullets on the streets, in their cars - and believe it or not - in their bars! No limits on buying hundreds of assault rifles at a time, no rules at gun shows on buying anything by anyone.

Here in Texas we want guns on college campuses and in churches. In Tennessee the Governor had to veto a new law allowing guns in bars. Even Matt Dillon and Kitty didn't stand for that much crazy gungoonery over a hundred years ago. 

But...

Other than a few doctors, cops, soldiers, students, postal workers or those out to dinner now and then, reading between these giant weapon ads in the Chronicle are those short crime articles - often as many as half a dozen a day - of shootings in and around Houston. On both ends of the bullets they are all either Julio or Jerome. Eventually they will shoot themselves out of existence. Is that the plan?   NRA Gungoonery Pages

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"You know, it's those people who really really want guns who are the ones who really really shouldn't be allowed to have them." Rack Jite

I was reading the Houston Chronicle this morning when I came across a full half page advertisement for .45 caliber Thompson machine guns. You remember, the ones with the big circular 50 round drum underneath, used by Machine Gun Kelly and so many other Prohibition gangsters. Mexican drug lords and the Crips will really like these! This of course is only the semi automatic version so buyers can only squeeze off one round per trigger pull which  means they can only kill about 50 students or McDonald's patrons every 15 seconds or so. An auto switch for this or any assault rifle are easy to find by whispering at gun shows.  I know newspapers are in advertising revenue trouble, but this seems to be going a bit too far.

I then turned the page to this story that found me concluding that it is not our politicians or leaders who are the problem, but the intelligent voting public (my ass) and their addiction to violent solutions. No matter it be this kind of popular gungoonery, blind support of premptive wars, the pragmatic need for collateral damage, the utter joy of executions, the need for torture and even the fun of slapping children around, it's what we are. Lucky we have all the guns we do because we are not the sharpest knives in the drawer, let me tell you...

Oklahoma City druggist Jerome Ersland foiled a robbery attempt by shooting one of the assailants in the head and chasing the other out the door. Missing the accomplice he returned to the unconscious, unarmed 16 year old bleeding on the floor and pumped 5 more rounds into him. He is now free on $100,000 bail. Oklahoma Hero Pumps 5 rounds into Unconcious 16 year old.

Much like the Joe Horn story here in Houston - Horn shot and killed 2 unarmed burglars who were running away(from ten feet away with a 12 gauge shotgun) - it is not so much about the shooting as the public response. Joe Horn was not even taken into custody or indicted here in Texas because of the uproar in his defense. In Texas a hero is someone who shoots unarmed Negros in the back. The response in Oklahoma is much the same. The calls and letters and voices on the radio are in full support of their local hero pumping rounds into unarmed unconscious Negro robbers. Another American NRA Hero, this one from Oklahoma. The Joe Horn Story

The NRA is on a high as never before with Democrats more afraid of the them than they are of Iran, North Korea or Osama bin Laden. Americans will come out from under their rocks, their hollers, trailers and swamps to vote anyone who has anything negative to say about guns.
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Republicans on Vacation

The climb up the Temple of the Sun was wearying, and hot. The Chiapas sun had finally burned through the hanging mist on the East side of the mountain leaving the Runias de Palenque speckled with the bright clothing of visitors from the world over. They dotted the stairways and promenades contrasting pleasingly with the dull gray walls of a millennium past.
“Well, let’s get down and have a refresco, hey Butch?”
“Cut out my heart and throw me down Rack, save me the walk.”

The Gringos worked themselves around the back of the temple and descended through the thick jungle, taking the shade by following a stream a few hundred meters through the deep green foliage. They soon arrived at a small pallapa and sat at one of the standard metal card tables emblazoned with “Superior” and the inevitable red and white checker board. They savored their Fantas beneath the thatched roof, watching the staked out alligators in the clear stream below.
“Chiapas garbage disposal,” Rack commented, watching the beasts slop down mounds of orange rinds and egg shells. A gaggle of turkeys entered the wall-less building begging for God knew what. “What do turkeys eat, Butch?”
“Same as everything else around here...” he replied, “...Orange peels and egg shells!” they giggled and gobbled in unison.

They noticed a pair of middle-aged Touristas winding down the seemingly endless waterfalls to the small soda stand. At their approach Rack reverted to Spanish while Butch put an “O” on the end of everything. They wanted to sound foreign so as not to have to guide more of the endless stream of nitwits to all the right places. But soon the rain forest ambiance was shattered by the pair of angry, shouting Americans.
Rack watched them  berate a small ten year old Mayan girl who possessively clutched two bottles of Coke to her breast, shaking her head negatively.
“You Hippies speak Spanish?” The man boomed at Rack.
“No intiendo.”
“You guys look White.”
“OK, OK, what’s the problem?” Rack replied.
“See, Herb, I told you they were Americans. We are from Ohio, where are you from?” the wife asked.
“Florida.” Rack answered the sunburned aliens.
“This little Spic here won’t take our damn money, that’s what’s the matter!” The angry man shouted. “And she doesn’t even speak English!” Mrs. Buckeye added.
Rack had witnessed this scene all too often, “You speak Spanish in Ohio do you?” They of course, being typical parochial Americans, had no idea what Rack was getting at.
“Que is problema?” he asked the frightened girl.
“Malo dinero.” she shyly replied.
“What y’all giving the kid here Herb? Let’s see... These are US fifty cent pieces, she never saw one of these before. You got any pesos?” Rack wondered himself when he had last seen a fifty cent piece.
Mr. Buckeye scowled, “Hell no! Me with Mex money, no way! I got checks, I got a VISA, and these here.” He said flipping one of the strange coins in the air.
“Well why don’t you give her the VISA and she can go down to the water and wrestle the card machine out of the gator. They eat them you know.” Rack was getting annoyed.
“Really?” Mrs.Buckeye asked, eyeing the large Caymans and stepping back.
“No, el kidding-O.” Butch replied, bouncing a turkey on his lap. The rest of the dozen or so fowl had made a close semicircle around him. “Gobble-gobble-gobble.” Butch cooed. “Gobble-gobble-gobble.” The turkeys replied in chorus.
“OK, OK, Butch, alto with the turkeys.” Butch quit turkeying. He could see Rack had just about had it with this new round of ugly Americans.
Rack turned to the girl and handed her a handful of pesos and told her to keep the change. She released the sodas to the couple with a sigh of relief.
“Gracias.” she said to Rack with a smile that was well worth the quarter tip.
“You tip these Spics?” Mr. Buckeye asked pocketing his coins.
“Ya know Herb, as I have heard them say so well down here, why don’t you go pound pinto beans up your ass.” Rack said turning away.

The couple waddled back up the path toward their air-conditioned Winnebago and ultimately back to Ohio to tell their friends how they had seen Mexico. Quaint, but too dirty, no one spoke English, and filled with American undesirables. As the Buckeyes entered the large van with the sodas the undesirables had bought them and the returnable bottles they had stolen from the Spic, Mrs. Buckeye asked Herb, “Have you ever met such rude people in your life?” More True Stories From Kick!

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Today is the last day of the get-to-gether over in Austin, Texas. Every other year Texans send their state representatives to the capital to do as little as possible. That is why it lasts less than half a year every two years. Texans had it right in 1836 and if it aint broke it don't need fixin'.

It is down to the wire for passing the Guns on Campus bill which would not allow Texas state universities to keep concealed weapons off their campuses. This is one is of course wildly popular issues down here in Dumbutt. After all, no one wants party crashers horning in on their keg parties without paying their fair share, i.e. socialism. And of course a few teachers - mostly those against these very kind of well thought out and fair minded gun laws - could use a few bullets flying over their heads to scare them back to New York where the came from.

But the big issue today is that the Senate Democrats have enough votes to oust State Board of Education chairman Dentist Don McLeroy who is -  to put it kindly - a moron. Who BTW, also looks like a moron. McLeroy is an old school creationist who believes the world was created in one fell swoop 6005 years ago and wishes to control the textbooks to reflect that believe. To question not only science but anything that smacks of teaching our 4 million Texas Students much of anything from the outside world. Mainly to keep our children from respecting for other people and other religions from outside Texas. More on Don McLeroy

It all sounds like something intelligent is coming out of Austin rather than more guns and less Mexicans but for ...

In his primary race to beat Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson for the upcoming Governor's race, Governor Rick Perry has let it be known that if the Democrats do manage to oust Mr. McLeroy, he will immediately appoint Cynthia Dunbar to take his place as chairwoman of the State Board of Education. Ms. Dunbar - is even more of a moron that Mr. McLeroy. More on Cynthia Dunbar.

Governor Perry knows instinctively that Texas Republicans want proven and verifiable morons responsible for the education of our children down here in Dumbutt, after all, that is why he got the votes to become Governor. More on the State Board of Education Houston Chronicle. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

Confederate Rebels, property right wingnuts and Texas White Trash Gale and Shelia Muhs [who probably just returned from one of those Texas Tea Parties] shot four people out in front of their "dwelling" at about 9pm Friday night.

7 year old Donald Coffey Jr was killed by the shotgun blasts. As the sign says, he was a trespasser, who was shot first by Shelia Muhs who then handed the 12 gauge shotgun to her husband Gale Muys who RESHOT them.

Shelia, presumably with a willful smile, then called 911 to say they shot some trespassers,  Bail is set at $25,000 each. Its a wonder that down here in Dumbutt they were even arrested, after all they were just protecting their property from their peers. Property here is everything.  

Two off road SUVs stopped that night on the dirt road in front of the Muhses' to allow the 7 year old boy and his 5 year old sister to go pee-pee.  It was Donalds' last pee-pee. Authorities have yet to upgrade the charges to homicide pending investigation if that dirt road was their property or not. If it was, Texas Law will have the Muhses' smiling their way home to hopefully shoot some more children from their front yard.

This could turn into another Joe Horn story but for two things. They killed a little boy and he was white. Joe Horn was not indicted and gained hero status for shooting and killing two black men who were running from him, unarmed and in the back from 10 feet away. On his neighbors property I might add. The Joe Horn Articles.

This story is of interest on two levels.

First or all these people are examples of much of the Tea Party Wingnuts we saw hosted by Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity at the Alamo in Austin a few weeks ago. People, screeching about property rights, Hussein Obama, gun controls, taxes and of course what we call down here our Southern Heritage. The fight at the Alamo in 1836 was primarily to hold onto the institution of slavery which Mexico had recently abolished. One in four Texans at the time owned slaves. 

Secondly and more importantly this reflects poorly on what a few BOZOS on the Supreme Court have been saying about their intent to knock down the Voting Rights Act of 1965

Northwest Austin Municipal Utility District No.1 vs. Holder in which section 5 concerning cause for federal intervention in protecting minority voting rights from abuse in regions that are prone to such abuse. Mostly the old Confederate/Jim Crow States.

They say a picture is worth a thousand words? Well here's a million worth...

After Joe Horn killed two unarmed black men who where running from him by shooting them in the back from 10 feet away with a 12 gauge shotgun, Houston black activist Quanell X came to the neighborhood to address the crowd of Joe Horn supporters.

Hundreds of bikers lined the residential street to rev their Harleys so the man could not be heard.

Not only is shooting unarmed black men in the back good, fine and the stuff of heroes down here in Dumbutt, Texas but to even question that there may be something wrong with that will result in some bald dirtball biker with a confederate flag tattoo on his head screaming in your face. Southern Man...

This is just one example of billions and billions of such crap that is semantically protected under the auspices of Southern Heritage.

Another example is the contested presidential election of 2000 where the Southern state of Florida did all they could to suppress the black vote. As is done in every Southern Heritage State but without national publicity as was present in Gore V Bush.

So here are some real crazyass quotes from Supreme Court justices.

"Are Southerners more likely to discriminate than Northerners? Why didn't Congress extend the act to Massachusetts?" Chief Justice John G. Roberts Jr.

"Why didn't Congress extend Section 5 to the entire country?" Justice Samuel A. Alito Jr.

These two Bush appointed BOZOS contend that Mississippi, Alabama, Louisiana and Texas are no different on racial issues than New England, which means they are either liars or morons. I hope their kidneys fail!

Both Antonin "Benito" Scalia and "Uncle" Clarence Thomas agreed with Roberts and Alito. Justice Kennedy straddled the fence but even his questioning made it seem the Supreme court does not recognise any difference in racism between the Confederate States and the rest of America. Kick's Racism Pages

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Watching this video I found myself tearing up about how smart those little kids are. But perhaps its that relativity thing again rearing its ugly head. Because, let me tell you, those kids are way smarter than any adults I know down here in Dumbutt, Texas. Texas, Guns not Books! More on the plight of white people in America. 

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Though a very loud enemy of The War on Drugs over the past 40 years, I have a hard time imagining crank and crack for sale down at the Quikie Mart. How would I find a parking place to get the Sunday paper? 

Marijuana is a different story, but again I would forgo the tax revenues and just allow people to grow enough of their own (enough for one person for one year) and be done with it. No need for an impossible structural change in the legal system.

I would also like to remind everyone that Ron Paul, our Republican congressman who lives down the road a piece her in Dumbutt, is indeed for the legalization of crack and crank. And being the swell Libertarian he is, with his plan for full legalization comes the end of what little government money we now spend on addiction and rehab. A smiley faced death penalty to millions. Millions who have not one thing in common with this right-wing Evangelical Christian looneytoon.  Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |