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Monday, May 12. 2008Mental Health Care Employees Rip Treatment of FLDS Mormon Sect When one first reads the headlines of this Houston Chronicle story it seems the mental health community is making war with Texas Child Protective Services over the poor treatment of the FLDS Mormon sect. But reading into the article further one finds that this is really about nine employees who work for a private mental health care agency called Mental Health - Mental Retardation Center (MHMRC) which seem to have ties with Baptist preacher Kevin Dinnin.May I remind you that this is not just Texas, this is West Texas where David Koresh is still a hero and clearing brush with Jesus is the regional pastime. The area has a religious agenda promoting anything with Jesus in it is good and any wall between Church and State is evil. These FDLS women, many of whom have individually sold their underage daughters to old married men for sex, and collectively have been part of a conspiracy to do so, should have long ago had their pastel frontier garb (with prayers for the end of the world stitche in the seams) ripped from their bodies and be put in orange jumpsuits and shackles. They should also have already been indicted for felony sex crimes and be in jail awaiting trial. Their lawyers should also have advised them to make a plea bargain of guilty in return for reduced sentences of 10 years to life in prison. Just like any other women who may have done the same WITHOUT waving God around in our faces. Mental health workers criticize state's care of sect children Update: Willie Jessop, a FDLS member interrupted Jena Bush's wedding Saturday afternoon at the front gate of the Crawford ranch. He handed Bush staff members a ten page letter asking the President for help in the "terrorist raid" by Texas authorities at the Eldorado cult compound. If the President were to see fit to defend these sexual predators, he should also make sure that on the 13th birthdays of any granddaughters he may have, he sends them up to Montana to be used as sex toys for old Dirty Grampa Cheney. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSaturday, May 10. 2008Houston Chronicle Letters All in Favor of Photo IDThe top line of today's Letters to the Editor in the Houston Chronicle reads: Adamantly! Tenaciously! Obstinantely! Stupidly! In all four of these letters one can see that here in Dumbutt, Texas not much thinking goes on at or off The Range. On a related story, yesterday a man sitting his chair at a KOA campground suddenly went cold as an AR-15 round slammed into his stomach ending his day and life. Again an AR-15 assault rifle from a loud and often used makeshift gun range bordering on the campground. Good place for a range! Lot's of thought went into that as it was being used for years without anyone thinking to complain. Back to the letters. Though are ofthem are full of what we now call nativism a few paragraphs jumped off the page at me.
Wow hey! Voting Rights Act of 1964 out the window. And an even smaller pool of voters than we already have. Like only landowners or those who know Ronald Reagan's birthday? And this one takes my breath away.
Now if you are from someplace where it may snow on occasion and don't know what "these people" means, you also probably think a black man can become the President. Of course all these Dumbuttians will not accept the fact that voter "ID" fraud is so rare it matters not a wit to our election process. Rather it is all about further reducing the vote of the old, the poor, and the funny colored and funny named, who tend to not vote Republican. Suppressing the vote is the best shot Republicans have of winning this November. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSaturday, May 10. 2008US Soldier Richard Torres in Mexican Jail for Weapon Violations In Fort Hood, Texas, Richard Torres (back from a tour in Iraq) put his AR-15 assault rifle, his .45 automatic pistol and 171 rounds of ammo into his car to drive to California to either see or shoot his mother on Mother's Day. Or perhaps just shoot some people on the way..."WARNING ILLEGAL TO CARRY FIREARMS/AMMUNITION INTO MEXICO. PENALTY — PRISON." Torres got lost in El Paso and found himself crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico where he was immediately arrested for weapon trafficking. Presently it is hard for the Mexican government to accept it is just a mistake with all the assassinations of politicians and police going on at present with just these kinds of weapons. And of course the good money in selling them in Mexico. Richard is in a lot of trouble because he enjoyed carrying an assault rifle around with him. Or a gun of any kind for that matter. If he had found some hobby other than mindless gonad expanding shooting the crap out of stuff, he would be in Sunny California with his Mom having a swell time. Three last things I would like to say to any BJ Impeachment conservatives who want to defend this man.... RULE OF LAW! RULE OF LAW! RULE OF LAW! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSaturday, May 10. 2008The Boycott over Decency is ended TodayAs a proud Texan living near Houston we can now happily drink our beer, read the magazine of our choice and watch whatever movie Hollywood puts out -- without a local store making that decision for us. This week I realized the local Right had lost their battle against alcohol, porn and free speech when the Randall's grocery store chain that wouldn't sell wine on Sundays had now replaced Muzak in Aisle 10 with "What if God was one of Us (just a Slob like one of Us)" The year was 1994 when the Houston company decided six days a week was ample time to purchase our Shiner beer and Miller Lite. Many Texans decided that 365 days was about right for avoiding that billion dollar retailer. The precedent for this hoopla started in 1986, when Southland Corporation pulled Playboy magazine off the shelves of its 7-11 stores to make a statement - a convenient cause once they realized the last of the Baby Boomers passed 21 years old that year, and that shelf sales peaked over a decade earlier for the magazines. And two years later, Blockbuster Videos made it easy for every real Texan to support their local video rental store when they refused to let their customers watch the Martin Scorcese film "The Last Temptation" - although they'll now let you RENT IT here. Back to 2008 where the effects of Texas' boycott worked: Randalls (who bought Safeway upon their initial exit from the state) is now owned by Safeway, 7-11 is owned by the Middle Eastern guys who work twenty hour shifts there, and Blockbuster is about to purchase Circuit City and soon be owned by banktuptcy pink sheet buyers for pennies on the dollar. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeFriday, May 9. 2008Fort Worth Texas Wife gets 5 years for Husband's CrimeIn Fort Worth, Texas [you know this just has to be a Texas story] Darrell Robertson found his wife in a pickup truck [you know it had to be a pickup truck] in the arms of another man. His wife Tracy Robertson noticing that her husband was witnessing her moment of passion screamed "rape!". Darrell got his gun and that was the end of Mr. LaSalle. Or course a Texas jury [like any Texas jury] refused to indict Robertson because he had a Shoot Whoever You Want Card. This is the invisibile but very real card that states Texans can shoot whoever they please if they step onto their property, The Texas Castle Law. With the Joe Horn case pending without a long overdue indictment, it would seem that the Castle Law has been extended to our neighbor's property. The card also allows Texans to shoot people hugging their wives, as in this case in which the state decided to indict his wife for her dishonest shout. She was sentenced today to 5 years and can get out on probation in 2 years. To make this Texas story even sweeter is this quote by husband Darrell Robertson to the press. "When I heard my wife sream and saw LaSalle trying to drive off from the scene, I had no choice but to do what I did, If I had to do it over, I'd do it again."So there you have it. Here in Texas we have no choice but to shoot men hugging our wifes. Keep that in mind all you Yankees. Fort Worth Texas Wife gets 5 years for Husband's Crime Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeFriday, May 9. 2008Facebook Censorship in All States but Texas Facebook announced today that it would adhere to an agreement with all State's Attorney General offices - except Texas - to add software that protects minors from sexual predators. This mostly concerns all Facebook members to have their true ages presented within the Facebook system. This is yet another nibbling away at our online privacy but it's a small one, after all, our ages cannot be used for too many awful things. Facebook Censorship in All States but Texas So what's with Texas? Well, I have a theory, here is a fly on the wall when this came up in Austin during the legislative debate. It says, "Facebook will adequately protect younger users until an age identification system is effectively developed and implemented." Does it say anything about our guns? Not specifically. What specifically does it not say about our guns? Well it also says that it will restrict searches by users 18 and over to prevent them seeking out minors, immediately sever links to pornographic sites, and remove content that is deemed inappropriate. There ya go! Buying, selling, using and loving guns online will be deemed inappropriate by all the bleeding heart Yankees. There is no doubt this would deny our children the sport and joy that comes from shooting someone in the back who steps onto our property or hugs our wives! It is big government taking over Texas. Hear! Here! The vote in the House was 123 to 1 against the agreement. The 1 has not been seen since the vote was taken in early January. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeFriday, May 9. 2008Texas Conceal Carry Applications up 39 percentThe Texas Department of Public Safety has been swamped with a 39% increase in concealed carry permits for April compared to the same month last year. Processing has already been extended to 90 days rather than 60 days in previous years, there is a 45 minute wait on the phone and DPS is hiring to keep up with the demand. The various news articles tell us no one knows why this is. Well I know why! It wasn't until April that Texans realized that a Black guy was going to be the next President of the United States. As this in not about sales, only a very little of it can be blamed on the conspiracy theory that they need to stock up before the Democrats take everyone's gun away. But talking to any Republican in Texas privately it's a no brainer. It's about what will happen next year if Barack Obama becomes President of the United States. I am sure video subscriptions will soon be available on TV for only $9.95. Negroes Gone Wild! Texas Conceal Carry Applications up 39 percent While some of you may wonder how many James Earl Rays' there may be left in this no longer racist nation of ours, here in Texas I wonder how many there are on my street. Perhaps not too many years from now we will change the name of Martin Luther King Day to Martin Luther King/Barack Obama Day. In closing I have only three words. Kevlar body suit. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeFriday, May 9. 2008Gay Christian Jay Bakker asks Joel Osteen to Lunch NOPE
Before Jay's mother Tammy died of cancer last year, she had become a Christian voice in support of gay men and women and also active in Soulforce, the Christian gay organization. Jay who plays in a punk rock band and is covered in tatoos tattoos has committed his ministry to ridding America of the concept of US and THEM.
After Lakewood spokesman Donald Ilof explained Pastor Osteen was too busy writing his Sunday Sermon he added, "If we met to talk, would this group be satisfied if we agreed to disagree? Soulforce wants to use Lakewood to further their agenda." Oh no! Not someone with an agenda! Of course Osteen and every other preacher would never stoop so low as to have an agenda! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, May 5. 2008Anti Immigration Sentiment up 50 percent in Houston, Texas with video
A recent Houston poll by Rice University showed that the overall angst
directed at Mexican immigration has risen by 50% since 2004. In almost perfect correlation to the economic crisis caused by the Republican
Bush Administration. The same historic scapegoating that has been going for eons, placing the blame upon the least of us who are also the least responsible rather than where it belongs, upon those in charge. It would seem that those in charge are the ones who get it all going. Rice University Immigration Survey
This is a local town meeting held for PBS here in Houston on May 26th, 2008. For the full hour go to Houston PBS Have Your Say Play this while you read This issue has been much discussed here by the Houston Chronicle and the Houston PBS station. Both of which show that most all the angst directed at Hispanics is driven by the same old crowd, what Arianna Huffington in her new book calls the Lunatic Fringe but is really just The Republican Base. It is primarily made up of Right-wing radio talk show hosts, conservative preachers, and racist organizations like the Minutemen and other vigilante border patrol groups. With the Klan politically incorrect of late, old members have found new groups to join under a the more conservatively correct banner of Nativist rather than the old unfair word Racist. If you have been watching cable news of late, you know that there are no white racists in America anymore, all the racists are African American now.
In the video you will see recently elected State Senator Dan Patrick who is Houston's loudest voice on the matter. Patrick is a hardcore evangelical fundamentalist Christian who for many years was the owner of Houston's premier Right Wing talk radio station and the lead in host before Rush Limbaugh. Patrick is so far out on the lunatic fringe that he once called for the executions of both President Bill Clinton and First Lady Hillary Clinton over some crazyass conspiracy theory. He contended that the first couple had started wild fires in New Mexico to cover up sending hard drives full of nuclear bomb information to the Chinese Communists. Treason! Execution! No lie! Patrick is an example of what drives this kind of low ball xenophobic crap which is at the core of the anti-immigration fervor at play these days.
Terrorist are going to come across the border and nuke Chicago (from the Tom Clancey book)! Islamic Jihadists are not going to wade across the Rio Grande with a 35% chance of getting caught. They are going to fly into O'Hare with impeccable papers or they are already here. The five reasons why the anti-immigration movement wants to deport 12 million illegal aliens which has nothing at all to do with paperwork. They are foreigners! The five reasons to give them green cards. When this same issue came up in 1986 Ronald Reagan used the bully pulpit to help pass legislation to give green cards to 4 million illegal aliens. Ronald Reagan, Lord of Conservatives, is never wrong.Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, April 21. 2008Rozita Swinton blew the Whistle on the Mormon FLDS El Dorado, Texas Cult
In 1953 a FLDS compound in Colorado City, Ariz was raided and 260 children were removed for the same reasons we are seeing today. The backlash from Arizona Christians was so intense that then Gov. Howard Pyle lost his bid for a third term because of the raid. For the past 50 years, until FLDS cult leader Warren Jeffs was indicted for child rape in 2006, Americans have looked the other way, after all, these men - with the help of their many wives - who sexually abused 12, 13, 14 and 15 year old girls are Christians, so its okay. Beyond the FLDS chapters breaking felony statutes regarding polygamy and child sexual abuse, they are also White Supremacists, and as their name suggests, wetting their pants to see everyone in the world eliminated by God, this afternoon if not sooner. In fact their is special stitching holding the women's frontier outfits together which are prayers for the end of the world. But back to the law, FLDS businesses with multi-million dollar defense contracts are using the women as unpaid slave labor. But they are Christians so its okay. Down here in Dumbutt, Texas there is no regulation or credidation of private schools or home schooling. The FLDS children are taught only to read, write and indoctrinated with so much fundamentalist religous crap they don't even know it's wrong for 60 year old mean to be having sex with mulitple 13 year olds.
"If you rescue me, and I get out of here, do you think the black people will hurt me?" Swinton said in an unrelated call to the Yearning for Zion cult. Though not one of the many cult detractors who have escaped, she is quite knowledgeable in the cult and took it upon herself to blow the whistle. Possibly more driven by the racism than the sex of it. Without Rozita Swinton these child abusers would have got away with this for another 50 years. So while the mothers who help, and the husbands who pork the little girls are all free while they whine, whimper, snivel and gain the sympathy of the people of Dumbutt, Texas, the woman who blew the whistle is in jail. Get Rozita Swinton out of jail and to the rose garden at the White House for a medal pinning ceremony. This afternoon if not sooner. I must give the cult a couple things. The women have been very successful in accomplishing what FLDS expert John Llewellyn recently said, "[they dress] so that they're unattractive to the outside world and other men." Old John sure got that right. Also, though they are little different than the Taliban we are at war with in Afghanistan, they do not push their garbage religion on others, and unlike the Branch Dividians they are not violent gun nuts. So give them a break. 25 years in jail for the men and 10 years for the mothers who sold out their sons and daughters for a pile of crap. Update: Rozita Swinton also happens to be a Barack Obama delegate. In the real world that would be good for Obama, but here in LA LA Land I don't know... Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeThursday, April 17. 2008My Plumber Al
My plumber Al knows toilets. Al doesn't like black folks much. He likes Hispanics even less. But he's a good person. Yankee liberals? We best not go there. But he's a good person. Al smacks his children around and enjoys executions. But Al's a good person. Al believes his ancestors hunted dinosaurs and often talks about going out at night to beat the crap out of queers as Jesus wants him to. But Al's a good person. Al spends all his free time playing with guns and drinking Jim Beam, but he's a good person. Al doesn't cling to guns or religion, Al swims in guns and religion. But Al is a good.... Al is a good plumber.
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Kick! Home Tuesday, April 15. 2008Yearning for Zion FLSDS Gets Defense Contracts using Slave Labor - New EraThis gang of child molesters and their facilitator wives on the Yearning for Zion Ranch - the fundamentalist Mormon cult - is being funded by the federal government. New Era manufacturing and JNJ Engineering both enjoy millions of dollars in defense contracts with both companies using unpaid church members as their labor force. Together donating $100,000s of dollars a month to the Church of Old Men Porking Little Girls... Report: Millions in taxpayer cash helped fund sect I want to be fair about this, I would hate to be thought of as irreligious, so please let us treat these people under THE RULE OF LAW as anyone else would be treated. After each adult male who has had sex with a girl under 16 gets out of jail in 25 years, and all their wives are done serving each of their 10 year terms for facilitating a felony against a child, and they all have their names put at the top of the American Molesters CD and database, and after signs are put on all their lawns saying they are child molesters, then try them all again for fraud and slavery. Let's be fair, you know, rule of law and all... You know, there also is a correlation here regarding how the Chinese are dealing with Tibet over this same issue of separating themselves in the name of theocracy. The list of grievances in Tibet are mostly based upon theocratic notions of worshiping a living God. Which sure hums of how a cult is defined. 80% of Chinese are behind their government in this matter. As they also were behind how the government dealt with that Cheech And Chong Bong religion rearing its head a ways back. If fact in most of the civilized world, other than American and the Middle East, this kind of theocratic mindwipping is if not illegal, at least frowned upon. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeWednesday, April 9. 2008Texas Joe Horn, Randy Weaver and Elmer Fudd - New Video"I got a gun and it aint teenie, it makes up for my little weenie." No news yet on Pasadena, Texas Joe Horn, we are about two months late with the Grand Jury. This is partly due to conservative Republican Harris County District Attorney Chuck Rosenthall being tossed out for sex, racism, and suppression of evidence. And is in the process of being replaced by a different set of racist conservative Republicans. Recap: After dialing 911 to report an afternoon robbery at his neighbor's home, Joe Horn was told not to get his gun and not to go ouside and that the police were on the way. He got his gun, went outside and as two men ran from him, Joe Horn shot one in the back once and the other in the back twice. From about 10 feet away with a 12gauge shotgun. Unarmed men in the back. The police had arrived and witnessed the double killing from an unmarked car. Joe Horn is white, the men were black, and this is Texas so bets are against an indictment. Texas recently passed the Castle Law which means that if you can lure someone onto your property, you can shoot and kill them. Well if they are Black or Hispanic anyway, or both as in this case. Update: Last week the Harris County DA's office requested to the Texas Attorney General that the autopsy of one of the men be repressed. A good guess for the why of that would be Horn blew that man's head off. It is also a pretty good bet that instead of doing their job working toward an indictment the DA is working against an indictment. ----------- I happened into a Joe Horn video on Youtube today and scrolled down to read all 839 comments. Considering that Youtube has a younger demographic than the natural world and is not relegated to only Texas, I expected some small degree of reason. Needless to say I was profoundly disappointed. Gosh... So it is not just middle aged Texas rednecks as I had hoped, but something deep inside the soul of this nation. Related as it is to why we are in two wars, why we have 42 execution chambers, why we want to slap our kids around, and why we must have a big gun and a killer pitbull. Barbarians on the couch. What I read today goes well beyond hero worship, Joe Horn has now replaced Randy Weaver (racist, sexist, anti-Semite, fundamentalist, sawed off shotgun dealer and dirtball) to become the new improved Demigod of American Dirtballs (DADS). A generation of conservative politics has created in us not only a do nothing attitude about the causes that drive our underclass violence, but will not even acknowledge any causes exist other than race and ethnicity. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home |
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Soulforce member Jay Bakker, the punk rock preacher son of Tammy Bakker has been traveling the country asking pastors of the large mega churches to come have lunch to discuss the inclusion of gays into their Christian fold. He was in Houston, Texas this week trying to get the attention of mega Church Pastor Joel Osteen. 
Bakker and a local mother of a lesbian and member of Osteen's Lakewood Church went to the Church to make the personal invite and were turned away. 
"Many of the problems we are dealing with tonight wouldn't exist if we didn't have so many illegals coming into the country. We are in a downward spiral economically in this country, is it just coincidence it is occurring now that we had the large rush of illegals trying to get
into this country? Any immigrants that want to come into this country legally I give my support. Many of us are products of parents, grandparents, great grandparents that came here many years ago as legal immigrants. What was the first thing they did when the came here they learned to speak English if that wasn't their native language, the reason was that was the only way they could succeed in this country by speaking the lauguage of this country." Ed Henderson VP Texas Border Volunteers 
This photo of the FLDS mothers from the Yearning for Zion cult in El Dorado, Texas brings to mind a couple things. First is that it is little wonder these women have to share husbands. And secondly, why aren't they in jail waiting bond hearings for felony conspiracy in the sexual abuse of a child? 
Enter Rozita Swinton who was arrested in Colorado Springs Wednesday for suspicion of fraud in pretending to be the 15 year old girl who made the call to the hotline that initiated the raid in El Dorado. Swinton is charged with making a similar call in Colorado Springs two months ago. 
