Tuesday, July 15. 2008Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel Split and the infamous videosJimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman split after a 5 year relationship perhaps these videos were real! 
Monday, July 14. 2008USA Suffers Second Pratfall in a row At Miss Universe Pageant For the second year in a row, America has suffered our entrant in the Miss Universe Pageant to fall down go boom. This year to add insult to injury, Communist, Marxist, Socialist, totalitarian and Evil Miss Venezuela won! Holy cow! Is this a sign? Obviously God is mad at America? What for you think? Perhaps it isn't homos and the ACLU this time but war and the NRA. Now that would be some CHANGE hey?
Sunday, July 13. 2008Angelina Jolie Gives Birth to twins, Knox the boy and Vivienne the girl Today in Nice, France, 33 year old movie star, mother and child activist Angelina Jolie gave birth by caesarean section to a pair of twins. The boy was named Knox Leon and the girl Vivienne Marcheline. They weighed in at 5 pounds each. 44 year old father Brad Pitt was present at the birth and everything is swell other than the mass of paparazzi laying in wait outside the hospital. Angelina Jolie gives birth to boy and girl
Monday, July 7. 2008Amy Winehouse punches photoputz-fan for pinching her butt
Don't believe it if they say Amy is in training professionally for the boxing ring. Recently the punches at Glastonbury, and now a good sock or two to a man just outside of her home in Camden do have rumors flying. As her manners and deportment coach, Lady Prudence Fenwickle, of course I have suggested that belting fans in public is unladylike and unseemly. When I learned the details, I decided to locate a boxing coach for her. What she lacks in power, she makes up in quick rabbit punches.
While it's being said that it was an innocent "fan" that she punched, in actuality it was some putz with a camera who must feel he's in line for a personal injury suit. I can think of no other reason for him to join the others outside of her front door with his camera in one hand, then reach out to pinch her BUM with the other one, I doubt he was surprised at the reaction. One onlooker said: 'Amy had her bottom pinched and blamed the fan taking her picture. She just lashed out and clumped him. He laughed it off.' This is very similar to the incident last week at Glastonbury. It isn't very "fan like" behavior, and is taking a very creepy turn. Tom Jones seems to sail through gropings and pinches with aplomb. After you've had knickers tossed at you on nearly every continent for decades, nothing ruffles you. Not so for Amy, nor does security seem to get between her and these "fans." If no one else is going to keep super-slime from groping and pinching her. We're taking applications for a sparring partner and a few lessons - at least enough to send him sprawling on his bum - where he can also locate his camera. Amy Winehouse punches photoputz-fan for pinching her butt
Friday, July 4. 2008Are Newlyweds Diva Mariah Carey and Nick Canon sans pants off to divorce court
Called a "surprise twist" by some, it can't be a shock to anyone who witnessed the whirlwind wedding two months ago and the behavior exhibited since..which really isn't much different for "The Diva" The problem lies with Nick who simply will be contrary, and insist upon wearing the pants in the family or at least in his life some of the time, friends say Mariah has them firmly cinched on herself.
A source said: "Nick is basically around to attend to her diva-ish ways". I would add, It's good to be a diva - don't let anyone tell you differently. It does work better however, if you are more in love with yourself, than you ever could be with anyone else. When they were in Hawaii where Carey was filming the video for I'll Be Lovin' U, Cannon dashed off to buy her gifts at Tiffany and Co. and Louis Vuitton to keep her happy. I sometimes get trinkets from the gumball machines. The 39 year old Carey has taken control of 27 year old Nick's career. She demands he ignore gigs at such galas as sweet sixteen parties he's done in the past, insisting that he only play high dollar venues and projects. It sounds as if she is a fairly high dollar venue, and a time consuming project. Are Newlyweds Diva Mariah Carey and Nick Canon sans pants off to divorce court
Wednesday, July 2. 2008Sacha Baron Cohen or Borat, inspires Milan designer with Bare It All Mankini
This model seems to say "kill me now" it can't get worse. In fact, he's launching the "Mankini" at Milan's Fashion Week. Inspired by the neon green number Cohen - or Borat in character, wore in the 2006 film
"Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan." The suit left little to the imagination, and was copied by young men who picked up mass produced versions of the costume as a joke, just as Borat, who did everything to excess and hysterical bad taste intended.
Designer Alexander McQueen thought it was time to make it an expensive and legitimate high fashion item. Let us hope that those with the cajones and the bucks, also have something worth putting on parade. .
Monday, June 30. 2008Video Amy Winehouse punches a fan for grabbing her breasts at Glastonbury 2008Winehouse, already infuriated by some of the crowd who had turned on her and booed, let the breast groper or d***head - as a friend described him, have it!
Wednesday, June 25. 2008Stephen Colbert Interviews Barack Obama look alike Will SmithWill Smith played an African American President, but will he get the job of playing President Obama in future movies? Check out his ears!
Tuesday, June 24. 2008RIP George Carlin, Atheist Comedian who said Religion is BSThe Religion is Bullshit routine...
The media flat out refuses mention this most central aspect of George Carlin at all. George! Can you hear me? Oops, of course not, he's dead. Anyway I wanted to say that I think you got it only half right - especially after watching the media bias destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton over the past few months and turn a Sunday Morning Talking Head into the most wonderful human being ever conceived with a family much better than YOURS, you losers!. Religion AND THE MEDIA are equal partners in BULLSHIT! Here are a few zingers from Mr. Carlin
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Monday, June 23. 2008George Carlin and StuffThe classic STUFF routine Potent Quips and STUFF from George Carlin 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all
the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's
the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat
the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets
aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and
there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
11. Is there another word for synonym?
12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
practice?"
13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating
an endangered plant?
15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right
to remain silent?
22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
taste funny?
26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.
28. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
29. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
30. How is it possible to have a civil war?
31. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
32. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
33. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
34. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
35. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
36. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
37. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
38. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
39. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
40. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a
plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
41. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Monday, June 23. 2008George Carlin Dies at 71 of Heart Attack
I have a personal experience with George. I was at an outdoor festival called Summerfest on July 21, 1972 when Carlin opened for The Doors. He did the seven dirty words and the Milwaukee police stormed the stage and hauled him off to jail. Later that night, during the performance by the Doors, the administrator of the festival, Henry Jordan who was a Green Bay Packer lineman, pulled the plug on the band during their performance saying it was 11pm and time to go home. A riot ensued. I was caught up in it and ended up in a jail cell next to George Carlin where we shared a joint while laughing about what a "pissant" little city Milwaukee, Wisconsin was. Warning! The 7 dirty words! OH MY GOD! Warning! JAILTIME!
Sunday, June 22. 2008Gov Eliot Spitzer's Prostitute Ashley Alexandra Myspace Letter
This is the new message from x Governor Eliot Spitzer's prostitute, Ashley Alexandra. After reading this I think it safe to say that Ashley can honestly add "Airhead" to her portfolio. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that because I really didn't get very far before I wanted to shoot myself. I apologize, YOU GO GIRL! Saturday, June 21, 2008 FRIEND REQUEST’S Hey everyone...Let me just start by saying THANK YOU ALL, for your support!! I have not had the time to be on myspace that much...BUT I have been trying to get on here to approve pending friend requests and catch up on e-mails & comments. Sorry it is taking me so long!! All of my pending friend requests from 3/12 through now were deleted by myspace (if you do not approve them within a certain number of days, they get deleted) so...please please please re-send and you should be approved automatically. Again, thank you all so much for taking the time to send me a bit of strength and inspiration via email or comment, your words have touched me and I thank you for that...with all my heart, I love you guys!!!
Friday, June 20. 2008Jon Stewart Interview Mike Myers Masturbates too muchJon Stewart's interview with Mike Myers raises important questions about pee pee, bum bums and masturbation.
Tuesday, June 10. 2008Arkansas Sluts Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers selling HOT Videos.
"It's a way we can get our story out there in our own words, without someone making their own interpretations or corrections," Jones said.
Paula Jones Nude Before Clinton
Thursday, May 29. 2008Roman Polanski to Join Texas Eldorado Zion FLDS cult? An article on a new documentary movie about Roman Polanski jumped out at me and took hold! The movie, Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, mostly covers the legal case that caused him to leave the country and never return. After the success of Rosemary's Baby in 1968 and the murder of his wife Sharon Tate the following year, Polanski was pegged a naughty boy. In 1977 while filming Chinatown a Star Mother fed her 13 year old daughter to Polanski who at the time was dating 15 year old Nastassja Kinski. Polanski admitted to consensual sex with the girl, the mother pressed charges, Polanski went to trial, the prosecutor was a Mormon and the Judge let it be known he was going to make an example of Polanski. The famous director drove to the airport and left his Mercedes parked and fled to Europe and never came back. He won the Best Director Oscar for the Pianist in 2003. Hollywood’s Most Beloved Fugitive Well well well... What was Mr Polanski thinking! He had a Mormon right there in the courtroom he could have talked to about this. Fleeing to Europe and losing everything he had made when he could have just driven off to West Texas, opened the gate to the Eldorado Zion FLDS cult compound and screwed, diddled, and done whatever he pleased to as many 13 year old girls as he wanted. With not lawsuits but the blessings of their mothers. He could kept all his money, enjoyed all his fame and gone on directing movies at his leisure. You don't have to run to Europe if you like molesting children, just become a priest or a fundamentalist Mormon and you get a free ride here in America.
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George Carlin and Bill Maher are the two most well known and out spoken Atheists in America. Neither has ever been shy about expressing their contempt for religion, all religion.
George Carlin passed away this morning at St John's Hospital in Los Angles from an apparent heart attack. He carried on the Lenny Bruce over the top comedy which was at the time called sick comedy. The sick referred to addressing racism, antiSemitism, religious intolerance and using naught words, Sick. He is most remembered for his "Seven Dirty Words You can't say on Television". Carlin has been doing stand up comedy since the early 1960s and was the very first host for Saturday Night Live. 
...and to all the not so kind words...I love you too, because it makes me push myself and want it even more. "Hard times don't last...only strong people".
