Tuesday, June 24. 2008RIP George Carlin, Atheist Comedian who said Religion is BSThe Religion is Bullshit routine...
The media flat out refuses mention this most central aspect of George Carlin at all. George! Can you hear me? Oops, of course not, he's dead. Anyway I wanted to say that I think you got it only half right - especially after watching the media bias destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton over the past few months and turn a Sunday Morning Talking Head into the most wonderful human being ever conceived with a family much better than YOURS, you losers!. Religion AND THE MEDIA are equal partners in BULLSHIT! Here are a few zingers from Mr. Carlin
Click to go to Kick's Religion Page Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, June 23. 2008George Carlin and StuffThe classic STUFF routine Potent Quips and STUFF from George Carlin 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have
monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all
the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's
the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat
the purpose.
7. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets
aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
8. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
9. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and
there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
10. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
11. Is there another word for synonym?
12. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do
practice?"
13. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
14. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating
an endangered plant?
15. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
16. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
17. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will
clean them?
18. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
19. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
20. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
21. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right
to remain silent?
22. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
24. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
25. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they
taste funny?
26. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
27. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other
people.
28. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
29. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
30. How is it possible to have a civil war?
31. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
32. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
33. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
34. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
35. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
36. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
37. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
38. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
39. Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
40. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a
plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?
41. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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I have a personal experience with George. I was at an outdoor festival called Summerfest on July 21, 1972 when Carlin opened for The Doors. He did the seven dirty words and the Milwaukee police stormed the stage and hauled him off to jail. Later that night, during the performance by the Doors, the administrator of the festival, Henry Jordan who was a Green Bay Packer lineman, pulled the plug on the band during their performance saying it was 11pm and time to go home. A riot ensued. I was caught up in it and ended up in a jail cell next to George Carlin where we shared a joint while laughing about what a "pissant" little city Milwaukee, Wisconsin was. Warning! The 7 dirty words! OH MY GOD! Warning! JAILTIME! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSunday, June 22. 2008Gov Eliot Spitzer's Prostitute Ashley Alexandra Myspace Letter
This is the new message from x Governor Eliot Spitzer's prostitute, Ashley Alexandra. After reading this I think it safe to say that Ashley can honestly add "Airhead" to her portfolio. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that because I really didn't get very far before I wanted to shoot myself. I apologize, YOU GO GIRL! Saturday, June 21, 2008 FRIEND REQUEST’S Hey everyone...Let me just start by saying THANK YOU ALL, for your support!! I have not had the time to be on myspace that much...BUT I have been trying to get on here to approve pending friend requests and catch up on e-mails & comments. Sorry it is taking me so long!! All of my pending friend requests from 3/12 through now were deleted by myspace (if you do not approve them within a certain number of days, they get deleted) so...please please please re-send and you should be approved automatically. Again, thank you all so much for taking the time to send me a bit of strength and inspiration via email or comment, your words have touched me and I thank you for that...with all my heart, I love you guys!!! :) ...and to all the not so kind words...I love you too, because it makes me push myself and want it even more. "Hard times don't last...only strong people". Friday, June 20. 2008Jon Stewart Interview Mike Myers Masturbates too muchJon Stewart's interview with Mike Myers raises important questions about pee pee, bum bums and masturbation. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Tuesday, June 10. 2008Arkansas Sluts Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers selling HOT Videos.
"It's a way we can get our story out there in our own words, without someone making their own interpretations or corrections," Jones said.
Paula Jones Nude Before Clinton Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeThursday, May 29. 2008Roman Polanski to Join Texas Eldorado Zion FLDS cult? An article on a new documentary movie about Roman Polanski jumped out at me and took hold! The movie, Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, mostly covers the legal case that caused him to leave the country and never return. After the success of Rosemary's Baby in 1968 and the murder of his wife Sharon Tate the following year, Polanski was pegged a naughty boy. In 1977 while filming Chinatown a Star Mother fed her 13 year old daughter to Polanski who at the time was dating 15 year old Nastassja Kinski. Polanski admitted to consensual sex with the girl, the mother pressed charges, Polanski went to trial, the prosecutor was a Mormon and the Judge let it be known he was going to make an example of Polanski. The famous director drove to the airport and left his Mercedes parked and fled to Europe and never came back. He won the Best Director Oscar for the Pianist in 2003. Hollywood’s Most Beloved Fugitive Well well well... What was Mr Polanski thinking! He had a Mormon right there in the courtroom he could have talked to about this. Fleeing to Europe and losing everything he had made when he could have just driven off to West Texas, opened the gate to the Eldorado Zion FLDS cult compound and screwed, diddled, and done whatever he pleased to as many 13 year old girls as he wanted. With not lawsuits but the blessings of their mothers. He could kept all his money, enjoyed all his fame and gone on directing movies at his leisure. You don't have to run to Europe if you like molesting children, just become a priest or a fundamentalist Mormon and you get a free ride here in America. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeWednesday, April 23. 2008Jon Stewart does John Waters A Bad Hair Life April 22 2008
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The old saw goes "Ya gotta have a gimmick", something just a little different than the next guy in order to be noticed. Italian city hall hopeful Milly D'Abbraccio has all of that and more - she is convinced that voters don't wish to see the faces of candidates on their posters.Her self-designed posters are all over Rome, and feature her derriere rather than her face.
She has big plans if she's elected. D'Abbraccio plans to create a red light area with strip clubs, erotic discos and sex shops called "Love City" just kilometers from the Vatican."It would be something cute, clean -- nothing to do with prostitution," said the actress whose films include "The Kiss of the Cobra" and "Paolina Borghese, Imperial Nymphomaniac." You can be blessed with the multitudes, buy a Vatican rosary, then amble down and pick up an official Socialist party -vibrator, now that's an outing which is difficult to imagine here in the "moral" U S A. This information does make me very glad indeed that the US rarely if ever feels compelled to copy other countries. Let us give thanks - and be grateful that American politicians show their asses often, but only figuratively. Porn star unveils campaign weapon-her bottom Campaign Poster  Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Friday, April 11. 2008Lindsay Lohan to do nude scenes as nymphomaniac waitress in film, Francis
Why would troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan agree to appear naked
in a low-budget film for peanuts - or $40,000?
Sources close to Lohan told the Sun that "Lindsay doesn't care
that she's getting paid peanuts, she wants to remind people she can
act and that she's worth hiring. At 21, this will allow her to build an
image as a "Mature, responsible actress."
This isn't the first time Lohan has taken the nude plunge in a movie.
Lindsay, who previously played a pole dancer in the box office flop "
"I Know Who Killed Me" has agreed to "full frontal" nudity in a role as a
nymphomaniac waitress in the new Indie drama "Florence".
The previously mentioned movies aren't her only nude exposure Lohan posed nude for New York Magazine in March in a recreation of Marilyn Monroe's legendary 1962 photo shoot by Bert Stern. She has spoken of her struggle to find quality acting roles following a year which included yet another stint in rehab. She said last month: "Right now I just want to find a great script, a great role." "I was so used to working and working and working, and for a good few months there was nothing for me to do. Now I know what it's like to be an out-of-work actor, and how much it scares me." The actress is also working a new album and she's hoping for big chart success. Career trouble: Lindsay has struggled to replicate the success of her 2004 hit Mean Girls Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSunday, April 6. 2008Big Breasts Win Verdict for Serena Kozakura After a recent court case proving her innocence, 38 year old bikini pin-up model Serena Kozakura the defendant spoke with reporters. Her words brought Japanese comic book heroes to mind who swoop in with their super powers to save and uphold the defenseless, it isn’t far from true here, as Serena stated, ”But it was my breasts that won in court!” Kindly make that two super heroes. Kozakura admitted to reporters having hated her body before implants. Since expanding her assets, her career has grown to include television commercials and a boon in at least two other ways. The busty pin-up was convicted of property destruction last year after a man said she kicked in the wooden door of his room and crawled inside because he was with another woman. The model had always insisted that the man made the hole himself. It would seem to this observer that his word - perhaps tainted with sour grapes - was taken over hers in a failure to lift and separate truth from the testimony. In her appeal, the defense counsel held up a plate showing the size of the hole and said she could not squeeze through with her 44 inch bust. It was obvious she was far too well endowed to crawl, squeeze, or wriggle through. One cannot help but wonder why this new and successful version of “If it does not fit, you must acquit” wasn’t thought of a year ago by some legal nitwit.Tokyo High Court presiding judge Kunio Harada agreed with the demonstration and threw the guilty verdict out, saying there was reasonable doubt over the man’s account. The vindicated model shared parting thoughts with eager reporters, obviously holding no ill will for the former judgment. On judges, praise for being “very well mannered as they showed no expressions on their faces. I guess they’re well trained.” Sadly, she wasn’t in front of Twoless Judge Judy. You can never be too thin, too rich, or have breasts that are too large. Story at The Sydney Morning Herald Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Tuesday, April 1. 2008Keith Richards Recalls not Recalling in Scorsese Film Shine a Light One autobiography we've long waited for is on the way. Yes folks, Keith Richards is ready to tell all. The 64 year old admits he isn't surprised that he's having a bit of trouble remembering much of his wild, exciting life as a pioneer of rock. You see, he admits that he's still smoking weed "all of the time", and seems to feel it has something to do with his memory lapses. Keith admitted: "I can't even remember yesterday. I'm trying to put together an autobiography and it's coming along."Then again, many of us have lapses without the benefit of herbal intervention. Formerly a heroin addict, his career has been notorious for drugs though he's slowed down to just what he can inhale. The unique looking Richards was inspiration for Johnny Depp's character in "Pirates of the Carribean", and isn't difficult to imagine in that role himself. If Keith is finding it difficult to remember some details, the memory lapses cannot entirely be blamed on pot. Richards suffered a serious head injury and brain surgery after falling out of a tree on Fiji in 2006. What he was doing in a tree is left to imagination. Keith shouldn't worry. In my limited life experience, there is always someone else who has an excellent memory where your foibles are concerned, and is happy to remind you, share, or accept a bribe to shut up. Keith reunited with all of his Rolling Stone band mates last night March 30, at the launch of their Martin Scorsese directed film Shine A Light. Scorsese recorded the band over a two-day period at the Beacon Theatre in New York in 2006. Footage from the shows is intercut with backstage shots, archive material and new interviews. Keith Richards: Friday, March 28. 2008Jenna Walters Miss Fayetteville, NC arrested for road rage Beautiful Jenna Walters would seem to have everything she wants. Miss Fayetteville, N.C. 2007,will be making her next public appearance in court.Arrested in November, her volatile nature was frightening for Angela Thomas.Walters veered recklessly through traffic in Southern Pines, N.C. in order to harass driver Angela Thomas. Walters then cut in front of Thomas blocking her path, got out, and proceeded to scream and taunt the woman. Abruptly she stopped and drove away, returning only moments later from the other direction, bumped Thomas' car and continued screaming. Thomas must have thought her ordeal over, only to be jolted yet again from behind and hearing more yelling. Miss Congeniality loses her temper Irony anyone? Walters was voted the 2006 Miss Fayetteville Miss Congeniality winner! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeThursday, March 27. 2008RIP - Richard Widmark as Tommy Udo and the Wheelchair Lady - VideoRichard Widmark was always one of my favorites because like James Cagney he could do both good guys and bad guys equally well. The Kiss of Death from 1947, his first movie, got him a Golden Globe and an Oscar nomination as the giggling killer, Tommy Udo. This is the scene that made him famous. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Wednesday, March 26. 2008Huge Hooters Hold Down Dolly Parton's Tour Long famous for her super-sized hooters, big wigs, smile and voice, Dolly Parton quipped when receiving a songwriters award last year that she's been known for two things throughout her career. "I'm talking about my music and my lyrics." Parton, 62, announced Monday that she would postpone her upcoming North American tour after doctors told her to take it easy for six to eight weeks to rest her sore back. "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems," the sassy singer-songwriter said in a statement. The tour, was to begin on February 28 in Minneapolis, two days after the release of her first album of mainstream country music in 17 years titled "Backwoods Barbie". Dolly now plans to start the tour in April. Parton has been enjoying a renewed popularity since releasing the first of a trio of bluegrass-tinged albums in 1999. Dolly delved back into her musical roots in bluegrass after finding she was no longer welcome in country radio, much like other widely acclaimed veterans Johnny Cash and Merle Haggard. She has garnered critical acclaim, and an appreciation of her 40 year career. Dolly Parton postpones tour, blames breasts Thursday, March 13. 2008Elliot Spitzer's $4000 Hooker Kristen is Ashley Alexandra Dupre photo
Kristen  I wonder how long it took before she got a call from Ms Hefner? I wonder how much she is going to get? And most importantly, I wonder how long before I get to see. So why didn't Senator David Vitter resign? Oh yeah, in the believe it or not department. After he and his wife did a mea culpa at the podium because he got caught seeing prostitutes, he returned to the Senate where the GOP side gave him a standing ovation. Silly world we live in... Dog bites man! Man does Hooker! That i snot NEWS that it is OLDS. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeTuesday, March 11. 2008Busted in Idaho - Gilligans Mary Ann caught with Mary JaneSay it isn't so, Little Buddy. The well has run dry for actress and now dope-fiend Dawn Wells from the Sixties hit show Gilligan's Island. Busted for possession of marijuana, she is now serving six months unsupervised probation for her pot problem. Initial alternatives in the punishment phase of her trial included SUPERVISED probation, or 4 hours a day of watching the Bob Denver reruns on TBS. Whatever happened to him? The reports state she was caught with pot in the car, but did not go so far to indicate whether it was the 1960s tv show car with pedals that was constructed mainly of hemp. Speculation runs that the cause of her problems occurred when the last line of the popular lyrics to this hit tv show were changed in 1966 between "the Professor and Mary Ann" and "a movie star, and the rest" where recognition for the show's unsung heroes was finally in the credits. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeFriday, March 7. 2008Whoopie Goldberg Defends Dog Fighting and Michael Vick Following are one well-known woman’s opinions concerning ultimate dog fighting, cruelty, culture, and ethnicity. “Michael Vick is from the South, from the Deep South…This is part of his cultural upbringing.” “For a lot of people dogs are sport. Instead of just saying Vick is a beast and he’s a monster, this is a kid who comes from a culture where this is not questioned.” Thus spoke Whoopie Goldberg on her first day as a regular on “The View”, obviously attempting to keep the momentum going of previous bad girl, Rosie O ’Donnell, whose chair she now commands. The dynamic seems to work like this; the person assigned to that chair says outrageous things which appear to make Barbara Walter’s head spin, ratings rise, and even Babs is secretly happy. Criticism was evident, support for Goldberg’s opinion was not. The “kid” Goldberg refers to, is a 27 yr. old millionaire and NFL star player, the now infamous Michael Vick. “View” co-host Joy Behar immediately took umbrage with Goldberg’s statements. “What part of the country is this? …How about dog torturing and dog murdering?” she asked. Recent video clips have shown how dogs who lose and are not killed in “sport” certainly appear to be tortured to their death. Behar wasn’t alone. Wayne Pacelle, president of the Humane Society disputed that dog fighting was a cultural fixture of the South or any other region. “To suggest that there is some racial, ethnic, or regional group that finds this acceptable is just not accurate.” He told Reuters, adding public opinion polls show opposition to dog fighting, which is outlawed in all 50 states, and a felony in all but two – Idaho and Wyoming. Obviously the concept of “culture” has changed while I was looking the other way. Once - ethnic culture could be loosely described as food, music, art, ties to family and community. What undesirable aspects of criminal and inhumane behavior would anyone want to have considered part of their own ethnic heritage? Intelligent people know the African American culture is rich and not based on violence or blood sport. I also wonder what constitutes okay behavior due to the area in which one was brought up, as Whoopie had reasoned. Where gangs rule, and bullets fly through windows killing innocent people, as well as Gang initiation killing, is that okay and “cultural”? When rednecks whoop holler, and antagonize blacks, with nooses on their trucks, the Confederate flag flying, is that cultural and thus okay, because it does go back many years in the Deep South? I can only think of one other blood sport ingrained in a culture, bull fighting. Despite the pageantry and very tight sequined pants of the matadors, I still don’t like it – or cock fighting, which seems to be an all- inclusive horror show where ethnicity is concerned. The 27 year old Vick , who grew up in Virginia, pleaded guilty last week to federal dog fighting charges, admitting he took part in an illegal, interstate enterprise known as Bad Newz Kennels and helped kill underperforming dogs. He may face up to five years in prison and has been suspended indefinitely by the NFL. IOW there is still hope for his old job back after serving a reduced sentence for good behavior - unless there are some dog lovers on his cell block. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Thursday, February 28. 2008Sarah Silverman does Matt Damon!Funny Stuff! And below Sarah Silverman with photo she submitted for the cover of Vogue...
Thursday, February 28. 2008Jimmy Kimmel does Ben Affleck!Funnier stuff! Photo Jimmy Kimmel sent in for the cover of GQ. 
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George Carlin and Bill Maher are the two most well known and out spoken Atheists in America. Neither has ever been shy about expressing their contempt for religion, all religion.
George Carlin passed away this morning at St John's Hospital in Los Angles from an apparent heart attack. He carried on the Lenny Bruce over the top comedy which was at the time called sick comedy. The sick referred to addressing racism, antiSemitism, religious intolerance and using naught words, Sick. He is most remembered for his "Seven Dirty Words You can't say on Television". Carlin has been doing stand up comedy since the early 1960s and was the very first host for Saturday Night Live. 
