Thursday, October 2. 2008Conservative Pundit Kathleen Parker gets vicious threats for Dissing Sarah Palin
As you may know, conservative columnist Kathleen Parker last week wrote that Sarah Palin was not ready for the job of Vice President and called for her to go home. Below she writes in today's column what she wrought.
Well Kathy, meet the Beast that American Christianity has brought us. What we have been gently calling the Religious Right for decades and most recently call the Pro Life faction are actually a street gang of ignorant, uneducated, intolerant, bigoted, gun waving, death dealing, violent war mongers, executionists, child beaters who have with their eyes wide open - Praise the Lord - joined one of our many political shit-religions. I have ZERO sympathy for you Kathy. You have been sucking up to our American Taliban and their disgusting crap for a generation. Watch yer back... Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSaturday, September 27. 2008Sam Harris on Sarah Palin and ElitismAsk yourself: how has "elitism" become a bad word in American politics? There is simply no other walk of life in which extraordinary talent and rigorous training are denigrated. We want elite pilots to fly our planes, elite troops to undertake our most critical missions, elite athletes to represent us in competition and elite scientists to devote the most productive years of their lives to curing our diseases. And yet, when it comes time to vest people with even greater responsibilities, we consider it a virtue to shun any and all standards of excellence. When it comes to choosing the people whose thoughts and actions will decide the fates of millions, then we suddenly want someone just like us, someone fit to have a beer with, someone down-to-earth,in fact, almost anyone, provided that he or she doesn't seem too intelligent or well educated.The bottom line here is the attraction far too many American Voters have toward those whose loyalty is to their fundamentalist religion rather than their loyalty to their Country and the Constitution. It is the WHY of 911, the WHY of our war in Afghanistan with the Taliban, the WHY of our problems in Iraq, Iran, Pakistan and the entire Middle East, and the WHY of most intolerance, bigotry and violent insanity in the world today. It is not Sarah Palin who is the problem. She is a fine Soccer Mom, NRA Life Member, Field Dresser and Bimbo. The problem is too many American voters (enough to destroy this country) who believe she is the kind of brain trust we need running things in the most complicated area of our lives. And it is not just crazyass religious nuts either, never forget it was John McCain who choose her. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Sunday, September 21. 2008video, AR Preacher Tony Alamo caught in Child Porn,Sexual Abuse ScandalPreacher or Cult Leader Tony Alamo of Arkansas was taken in this AM. The result of a two year investigation, when asked why, he answered Why did they make up allegations about Jesus? He's flying with some pretty exclusive company. At this time, charges are child porn and sexual abuse. I doubt this is what Jesus meant when he said "Suffer the little children to come unto me." Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Sunday, September 21. 2008Gospel Today hidden behind counter like Hustler Christian book stores affiliated with the Southern Baptist Convention have pulled this month's copy of Gospel Today from the shelves. A directive came down that stores were to keep it under the counter and available only upon request. Like Hustler. Gospel Today magazine pulled from Christian bookstores’ shelvesThe offense is obvious, pictures of five lady pastors! As the Southern Baptist Convention knows, in God's eyes women are less deserving and capable than men. That being so, the Southern Baptist Convention is one of them there Middle East "Shit Religions". And those who control it, make policy and profit from it are "Shit People". Oh, and those who blindly follow this crazyass crap are ignorant, stupid, intolerant Boobs. Especially the women! My God! Just how stupid can women be? Wow! Ike having taked my net and cable away for a week has changed my TV experience. I noticed this Sunday morning that those TV preachers doing their Sunday best, plug themselves as non denominational, but at the end of the shows many of them either say or have a crawl telling the TV audience to attend a "Bible Based" church in their area. Perhaps that is the defining issue of "Shit Religions". After all, no book is more full of ignorant, stupid, intolerant crap than the Bible. Much of it is so horrible in fact, that it should not be on the shelves at all but like Hustler and Gospel Today, kept under the counter and available for request only. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Sunday, September 21. 2008SOUP with Joel McHale, Don't MISS "The WAY"! What God Hath Wrought,Song & Groovy Dancin'A checkup with the Mail Nurse reveals a frightening dose of that ol' time religion, followed by a visit from Gawd Himself. Well, Joel with a bull horn, but really, who can say what the Lord looks like? Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Sunday, September 21. 2008video-Betty Bowers American's Best Christian, interviews Sarah PalinMrs. Betty Bowers, America's (self proclaimed) Best Christian, and her exclusive interview with John McCain's Alaskan running mate(and potential president), Sarah Palin, who speaks to Betty from Juggs Tavern in Nome. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Saturday, September 20. 2008Keith Olberman: Witch Hunting Pastor Muthee preaches 10 times at Palin's Church!Wild "Don't Miss" Story of the Kenyan "pastor Muthee" (that wasn't a lisp), he surely must be called to fight evil, even in Alaska. Famous for driving an "evil" woman from her home - he's now embraced by Palin and Moosedrop, Alaska. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, September 15. 2008Video humor, America's Best Christian,Betty Bowers Explains PrayerAs self-proclaimed "America's Best Christian" Betty is anything but stingy in sharing her views. While many will need to view this as humor only with a grain of salt, some are advised to locate a salt lick and keep it near their monitor. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, September 8. 2008Video Sarah Palin on Stage at her Crazyass Wasilla ChurchSarah Palin is not only a Phillys Schlafly clone but a Taliban clown. Blogs and websites have to deal with this because neither the main stream media nor any politician running for office can. In America negative spin of Christian theocracy is absolutely verboten unless it is illegal (bigamy and drug use). Only Islam and Scientology are open for ridicule. So no matter how silly, intolerant, bigoted, despicable, disgusting or horrifying a Christian denomination or church may be - which is all of the above for this one Sarah Palin is speaking from the stage of as a member and as the Governor of a state, is the only way we can learn about it. One of Sarah Palin's first acts as Mayor of Walisha was to ask the city librarian if she had a problem if she were asked to ban some books, Palin asked three times in fact. The librarian told Palin that she would not ban any books. A month later Palin sent her a letter informing her she would be fired. Loyalty was the public excuse rather than book banning. There was an uproar and the popular librarian kept her job. Palin asked Wasilla librarian about censoring books Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeTuesday, September 2. 2008Video: Stephen asks Lori Lippman Brown, director of Secular Coalition for America what Athiests yell during SexFunny and sane discussion in the series "Better Know a Lobby - Atheism."with Lori Lippman Brown, director of Secular Coalition for America. She's delightful. which doesn't stop Stephen from asking the tough questions! Some remain unanswered, we have no data on what they do scream during sex. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, August 25. 2008Ponce De Leon, Florida is Gay Hating Proud Honors David Davis
Once in a while states other than Texas do their part to help darken the heart of humanity and push civilization back a few steps. In this case the Florida panhandle once again shows what bottom dwellers they can be. If you recall this is that region where Christian Pro Life activist Paul Hill shot an unarmed Dr. Gunn and an associate in the back with a 12 gauge shotgun full of buckshot from a few feet away. Paul was indicted, tried, and executed a few years back though privately hailed a hero by those living in the Florida pan handle. Down here in Dumbutt, Texas much the same happened a few months ago when Joe Horn shot two unarmed men in the back with a 12 gauge shotgun full of buckshot. Though in that case the people of Harris County not only refused to indict Joe Horn, but they publicly hailed him a hero. So I still hold that Texas gets top honors when it comes to living a cowardly murderous Christian way of life. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeFriday, August 22. 2008Federal Judge Halts Texas Execution claiming the Process is Insane A few hours before Jeffery Wood was to be executed U.S. District Judge Orlando Garica stayed the Texas execution saying it was "an insane system".Judge Garcia was not even speaking of the insane Texas accomplice law - also known as law of parities - but rather that the State of Texas refused Wood a lawyer or medical examination to prove he was mentally incompetent. The insanity being that a mentally incompetent inmate must be competent enough to act as his own appellate lawyer, write legal briefs and know how to submit such requests and briefs through the criminal beauracry. Catch 22. Well, as this is a game played by Texas to get their kicks dealing out more executions let's double that and call it Catch 44. Accomplice in 1996 slaying gets execution delay The quick recap. Jeffery Wood was sentenced to death in the 1996 murder robbery of convenience story clerk Kriss Keeran who was shot by Daniel Reneau while Woods waited in the car (Reneau was executed in 2002 for the murder). The death penalty for Woods came because of an 1879 law called The Texas Law of Parties which makes accomplices in crimes just as guilty as the perpetrator of the crime. There is some precedent and logic in that, but none for a sentence of death for the man who did not do it. The Death Penalty is supposed to require extraordinary circumstances. In this case the only thing extraordinary is how hard the state of Texas tries to out Iran, Iran. On Tuesday a unanimous 7 to 0 decision by the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles rejected a clemency request for the Thursday execution of Jeffery Wood. The board also voted 7-0 to not recommend Gov. Rick Perry commute Wood's death sentence. Governor Perry of course had no intention of doing such an unChristian thing as both the board and the Governor are good TEXAS Christians in which forgiveness, mercy and such are all just a big pile of crap. In defense of the board, the Governor and all Texas prosecutors and judges who consistently deal out as many executions as they can get away with, please take note that in every election cycle those seeking public office in Texas will fall all over themselves as to who has executed and will execute the most people. It is what the people of Texas most want in government, strapping unarmed people down on gurneys and killing them. Well, there is that other popular issue of that intense burning desire to carry guns into schools, churches, bars and the workplace. Together they make Texas what it is. Texas is ahead of the rest of America in shootings, murders, killings, executions, fag beatings, and using paddles, canes, switches, belts, sticks and fists to keep our children in line. All while claiming to be the most Christian state in America. It is more than obvious that somewhere along the way Satan took control of Christianity in this state where he now runs the show. The only thing Christian about Texas is... Gosh, I can't come up with even one thing. Wait... Hmmm... Oh yeah... Wednesday, August 20. 2008Dr Laura Schlessinger Bible Email
Hypocrite Dr Laura - who preaches no sex before marriage, the sanctity of marriage and who rudely attacks callers for not adhering to her intolerant sexual views on these matters - is pictured here in one of many such photographs as a married women who dressing up in black leather to cheat on her husband. This is one of the nicer shots. Dear Dr. Laura, Tuesday, August 19. 2008Victoria Osteen all Oiled Up and ready to go
The first case in point in the Victoria Osteen courtroom victory aftermath was this evangelical language ditty she uttered, "God, the only thing you are looking for is obedience!" The only thing? Wow! I am sure the world of Rap music enjoys Victoria's basis of Christianity being dem hos do what they be told. But the real disconnect I had was when she said that over the three years the case was going on "I would anoint myself with oil, I felt like, I wish I could go in and just anoint that whole courtroom." Osteens thank supporters during Lakewood service
I wonder what Victoria uses in her self anointings? I would suppose at home,like Ashcroft, it would be whatever is available in the oil cooking cupboard. What about when out and about and suddenly needing anointing in a restaurant? I suppose we could assume that it would be oil with a bit of vinegar added? I wonder if she tries to keep it out of her hair? Does that matter? At the Olive Garden does she just grab the salad dressing and liberally pour it over her head? Or does she lean way back in the chair and gently pour it only on her forehead? I had most fun imagining Victoria oiling up the entire courtroom. Visions of oil cans and grease guns. It was an overflow crowd you know. For an entire week, hundreds of people cheering for the Lord. And of course being obedient which is all that really matters to Him. I suppose to anoint as many as 500 people a day Victoria would have needed at least a few quarts of 10W30 or perhaps a barrel of Sweet Texas Crude. Have to run now, I am late for an anointment. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSaturday, August 16. 2008God Responsible for Finding Victoria Osteen Innocent
Victoria Osteen stood and shouted "Thank you God!" and "Praise God!" even though the Texas supreme being was not actually seen anywhere in the courtroom. But remember, the press is not allowed in the jury room so it will never be known if He was sitting with the jury in this case. God is not concerned with things like Darfur and world hunger, but is always at the ready to defend very rich, very Republican and very blond white women. Well when he is not at a gun show or down at the range anyway. Victoria's husband, Joel Osteen added "It's a great vindication and shows us the faithfulness of God." So not only did God take care of this couple in lieu of a race baiting gold digging uppity black bitch, but He also stayed faithful to the Osteens. God knows who his friends are, he follows the money. Thursday, August 14. 2008Surprise Witnesses Play Blond Card Victoria Osteen set to Win Texas Civil Suit
Bottom line? Sharon Brown, not blond enough! Very White, Rich, Blond and Christian Victoria Osteen Fights to stay that way Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeWednesday, August 13. 2008Focus on the Family nitwit Stuart Shepard asks prayer for rain on Obama's DNC Speech
Addendum by RJ - With so many fine Americans across this fine nation all praying at the same time for this fine storm, this will be the final test as to the existence of God. If it rains during Obama's speech, God is real. If it does not rain, most obviously God does not exist. [For it goes without saying that God hates Gays and abortions). Stay tuned for the final results as to the existence of God on August 28th. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeSaturday, August 9. 2008Osteen Trial, Joel has God's Favor while Victoria Sobs
This update became necessary not so much for the added information above but for the typical Texas attitude in a letter to the editor in this mornings Houston Chronicle below. Letters to the Editor
If you missed the drift there, the idea is to reinstate slavery. Original Article on the Osteens Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeMonday, August 4. 2008FLDS Men Indicted and Arrested for Sexual Assualt
These good Christian men with their many wives being good Christian women makes it a hard sell for prosecutors to get anywhere in the State of Texas Jesus trumps the law. Even with DNA testing, without the testimony of the girls - who were fed to these Christian sexual predators by their so called Christian "mothers" - little can be expected. The young girls have been so brainwashed by this Christian cult that they firmly believe that if they tell the truth they will suffer forever in Hell. Literally, tomorrow. The so called "mothers" of these girls also will not testify, nor will any active members of the cult for the same fear. Remember these are not only white supremacists who survive on slave labor, but who also hope and pray that everyone in the world will be killed by God any minute now. Which means if they tell they will be going to Hell, any minute now. The so called "mothers" who feed their little girls to these sexual predators are still wearing their pastel frontier outfits - with prayers stitched into them asking for the death of everyone in the world, but them of course - rather than the orange jumpsuits they should be wearing. Monday, July 28. 2008Postville Iowa Immigration Protest brings Counter Protest Morons
The signs of the protesters read: Citizenship Yes! Deportation No! and United States for Immigrant and Worker Rights. This issue of course brings out the counter demonstrations who are usually laden in patriotic garb and gadgets and angry red faces. In this case about 75 people, one of whom was Claire Jamison who came all the way from Minneapolis to let her views be known with her sign: What Would Jesus Do? Obey the Law! While Barack Obama is being roasted by Republicans for playing nice with those damn Frogs and Krauts on foreign soil, they laugh at he and the Democrats for losing the hearts and minds of Middle Americans like Claire Jamison, a good Christian woman who is so mud dumb stupid she doesn't even know that her religion is based upon her Jesus being executed for not obeying the law! Gosh... Dumber than mud. And it's a sure bet that Claire - a fine example of America's intelligent voting public - is a conservative Republican (or soldier for Ron Paul), a Rush Limbaugh Dittohead, a member of the Savage Nation wears flags instead of underwear, has more guns than brains and wouldn't vote for a Black guy if it was her own father. |
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