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Friday, November 6. 2009FLDS Raymond Jessop Convicted of Rape, Jesus and Quaaludes
I cannot defend Mr. Polanski but I do expect he and Ray to be treated the same. Sentencing coming soon. FLDS sect member convicted of sex assault Saturday, October 31. 2009video: Demons curse Halloween candy, beware demonic sexual possession too says Pat Robertson siteBe it candy, sex, or even wearing certain colors, don't even think about it! If anyone should know all about demonic curses and the seedy side of the spook world, I think you'll agree it's these scary ghouls. Hailing from Pat Robertson's on-road brigade is self-professed demon buster and witch annoyance, Kimberly Daniels. Apparently even the Christian Broadcasting Network knows this story of demons entering the unwary via Halloween candy, or sex with a demon is batshit crazy, they removed the warning from their website today. If it's fun - you can bet you'll just have to get a nasty ol' demon exorcised if you indulge......in their nonsense. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Wednesday, October 28. 2009Stephen Colbert, Vatican courts Anglican Bigots and OKs Married clergy!Tuesday, October 27. 2009Stephen Colbert, Gay Ducks are Real!
Within seconds a group of REPUBLICAN bigots from Protect Marriage Washington called for a referendum to do what THESE KIND OF PEOPLE have always done, try to deny the legal, civil and human rights of people UNLIKE themselves. Tuesday, October 27. 2009Jon Stewart, Catholics Recruiting Homo Hating EpiscopaliansOnce a Catholic myself I often find myself defending the faith over that of our so uniquely American dim bulb evangelical preachers. Though on reflection I have to own up to that error whenever I look over that list of the worst of our Wingnut Mob from Right-wing Hell: Antonin "Benito" Scalia, Clarence "Slappy" Thomas, Alan "Nutcake" Keyes!, William "Fatty Fatty Boom-Boom" Bennett, Bill "Asshole" O'Reilly, Sean "Dimbulb" Hannity, Pat and Bay "As White as it Gets" Buchanann, B1 Bob "Drunk and Disorderly" Dornan! and guess who just went to the Vatican to expedite his conversion to the one true faith? NEWT GINGRICH! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Tuesday, October 20. 2009Conservapedia, The Schlafly's Rewrite History and the Bible! I suppose a bit of Phillys Schlafly history is in order for the younguns. Phyllis Schlafly became famous in the early 1970's as the leader in the fight against Feminism and the Constitutional Amendment to give women equal rights under the law. Schlafly would have none of it and her cry of STOP THE ERA! was heard round the world! Much like the MLK speech though her dream was a nation of barefoot women doing what they are told to do by their betters. Schlafly is indeed the person most responsible for the ERA never being ratified.Schlafly began the Eagle Forum in 1972 which pushed a far right-wing agenda of religious intolerance, creationism, and her life long fight against people of color, which goes under the code name "multiculturalism". Schlafly and her organizations have been most active in matters of education, seeking not only to dismantle the Department of Education, advocating forced Christian prayer in school, putting creationism in public school science classes, taking Christian children out of public schools and into home schooling, tax funded vouchers for students to go to fundamentalist religious schools also to destroy the very concept of public education. All in all, the Schlafly's are not much different that the Taliban. I remember doing an article about her in the early 1990's when she came out against Geography of all things! She wanted it banned from public schools because it taught our American children about lesser places, which had lesser religions and lesser people. She is THAT KIND of a person. Her son Andrew Schlafly founded Conservapedia in 2006. Though he has a large screw going through this head, it did not evolve there, much to the pain of Mother Phyllis, he was born with it. When one first comes across Conservapedia one may think they have fallen into the ONION. Or perhaps a Monty Python sketch, but no, it is the real thing. It seems to be mostly about denying evolution, but it does follow in the shitprints of Fox News in that it is entirely beyond the pale of biased, unbalanced, silly, incredible, dishonest right-wing propaganda sold as the only credible source of THE TRUTH in America today! Conservapedia, the Silliest Damn thing on the Net. Conservapedia:About As you can tell, not only is it mostly about forcing religion on children (evolution and climate change are liberal lies) but doing so in an unbiased and balanced manner! You can get a better idea of the nature of this Beast by these two definitions: A conservative adheres to principles of limited government, personal responsibility and moral values, agreeing with George Washington's Farewell Address that "religion and morality are indispensable supports" to political prosperity.[ So there you go! The silliest damn website in the world, Conservapedia. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Saturday, October 17. 2009Hardball: New Orleans, a child asks President Obama why some people hate him, if God is love. and..Palin drillinIn a recent New Orleans town hall meeting, a very earnest and adorable nine-year-old boy asked President Obama a question which had yet to be asked, but won't soon be forgotten. In fact, his naive and non-judgemental question should put a summer of protestors to shame, particularly those who lay claim to God themselves. If President Obama felt taken aback, it didn't show. After hugging the boy, our President went on to give those in question several extremely generous and gracious reasons for their feelings. Kinder words were never spoken regarding those who feel visceral hatred. This is truly a Must See! In other news, see why Chris Matthews refers to Sarah Palin (not unkindly), by saying "There's no denying this candidate's still got the sizzle." We'll have someone check in on him. Meanwhile, she's borrowing other phrases, and pushing the need to "drill baby drill!" in publications she couldn't name before the campaign. Thursday, October 15. 2009Stephen Colbert, Shroud of Turin real and its Cher! You have to watch this one just to see Stephen's Rapture Hat (with a handle). I bet one could actually make money selling them to the disgusting, repellent, repugnant, sleaseballs and scumbags who pray everyone in the world dies horribly so they can rapture their sorry asses into nitwit Heaven. It's the nature of the Beast. Thursday, October 8. 2009Stephen Colbert and Conservapedia Rewriting the BibleAs if the Bible wasn't right-wing enough! Anyone read the Old Testicles lately? MY GOD! But there is very good cause for Republicans to rewrite just about everything Jesus ever said in the New Testament. Ignoring it as they have for so long is wearing thin, they need a full rewrite. I suggest a team of writers led by Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin and of course Glenn Beck to get some of that Missouri Christ and mandatory long underwear into it. Kicks' Religion Web Page
Or I could help them if they want! "I shall take 10% on all transactions in this temple! Or the whip!" On being a good Christian... "Rich men shall ride on camels while the poor shall have needles in their eyes." The Sermon on the Mount, known as the C-Attitutes? "Blessed are the assholes for they shall own the Earth." The last supper... "Take this wine and this bread as my blood and as my body. In doing so found a religion in my named based upon cannibalism and tomorrow's execution." And of course those famous last words... "Father, never forgive these bastards for they know exactly what they do!Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Thursday, October 8. 2009Wacky but True..Conservatives rewriting Bible, claiming it is too liberalIt's true! The Conservative Bible Project is in the process of revamping the new testament first, claiming to "correct errors in conveying biblical meaning." The entire book is full of liberal bias according to the group led by son of *Phylis Schlafly's son Andrew. There is not enough fire and brimstone for their liking either. *Phylis Schlafly is known as a vocal and leading opponent of the Equal Rights Amendment. In my opinion, the smell of fire and brimstone accompanies her wherever she goes. She very nearly kept the ERA from passing - preaching that women belonged in the home, though she rarely was with her campaigning and numerous lectures and conservative organizations. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Thursday, October 1. 2009Stephen Colbert Interviews Evolutionist Richard DawkinsDown here in Dumbutt our Texas State Board of Education has hired some "experts" to help rewrite our history and social studies text books which we and many other states will be using for the next 10 years. Two of the six "experts" are constructionist Evangelical Ministers who believe there is no separation of church and state and we should live under a system of Biblical Law rather than the Constitution. Really! More Columbus! Big long chapters on how Columbus brought the Spanish Inquisition to the new world - which had been recently installed by Ferdinand and Isabella in 1486. His plans to enslave what he considered the less than human Indians to mine gold and carry it to his ships. An to then profit from selling Indians to European slave markets. I could help by writing a few dozen chapters on that. More about the Pilgrims and the Puritans! New England controlled wholly by protestant Biblical law. Where heretics being punished with torture and execution for not going to church, and hanging witches in Salem. I want to see 25 chapters just on that alone! And as the history courses progress through the year, chapters on Sister Aimee McPherson, Father Caughlin, Jim Jones, Jim and Tammy Bakker and not to forget Jimmy Swaggart choking the Bishop in sleazy motel rooms with $20 ho's. A long fun chapter on that one please. |
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