Naughty Parts

Overheard at the Berlin Zoo where two gay male Humbolt penguins named Z and Vielpunkt - one couple of three gay pairs - incubated an abandoned egg and are now caring for their baby penguin.

"Well Z, you sure you want to be gay?"
"Well Vielpunkt, after giving it a lot of thought, it's the right choice for us. It fits our lifestyle. Wearing skin tight tuxedos to bed, Sushi bars, and look what I have done with the cave!"
"What about adopting and having a family just like other penguins? Speaking of which, what will the other penguins say."
"Penguins are smarter than humans, we don't' give a shrimp's ass what anyone else does so long as we are not eaten by sharks or Killer Whales."

If all the happy penguin movies and sweet climate change stories haven't been enough to send Republicans so far up the walls their red ties get caught in the ceiling fan and whump, whomp the round theyt go kaknocking their pointy little heads against the walls. As no other penguins have been seen holding signs saying Z and Vielpunkt are going to Hell, or any screaching penguin noises at all, it can only be surmised that peguins are smarter than Republicans.

After all, if you link around this story it's not only lots of gay penguins but lots of gay animals in the NATURAL world acting NATURALLY gay. Esquire on Gay Animals

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The silliness of having Bristol Palin as the spokesman for Abstinence Only when after having a child out of non abstinence - is much like so many women who choose to have an abortion to help themselves to a more viable future and now wish to deny that same choice and future to all other women. Hypocritical big government airheads. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Nudity and Shamrocks were London's preferential garb of the day, when a peaceful group of 999 in varying degrees of undress marched along the bank of the River Thames to the amazement and amusement of sightseers. The lovely spring weather, while good for the project, didn't help make their point. The group was lobbying to promote an Air Lingus sale. I presume this is so winter weary Britons can fly to warmer locals where they can bare it all without goosebumps! 999 Nude and Nearly Nude Dazzled London Today Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Always eager to bring you the latest in fashion as well as politics, entertainment, and just plain silliness, today we bring you news from the Paris runways...or the runaway breast of Pam. Next year this reporter hopes to be in Paris to cover the shows personally, Hint Hint. I cannot say it better than the original caption on this photo: PAMELA ANDERSON spectacularly pops out of her dress as she models VIVIENNE WESTWOOD’S latest designs on the catwalk.

The former Baywatch Babe is pictured with top designer Vivienne presenting her 2009-2010 ready to wear collection in Paris. It looks like Pam's frock wasn't quite ready to wear, nor was she bothered by it. Vivienne has declared that Pam is the muse for her new clothes, some of which are rather bizarre, like ballet tutus gone horribly awry. This relatively conservative outfit was merely made for someone less well endowed.

Kudos to Vivienne for her determination to have fuller figured women on the catwalk rather than women with the bodies of pre-teen boys, and as some unscrupulous designers have done,by using actual gaunt boys to model women's clothes. Is it any wonder women have self image issues, and some hetro men are a bit confused?

Be watching for these 'ready to wear' clothes in a store no where near you unless you shop in Paris, New York, or Rodeo Drive. Perhaps the general idea will pop out into the hinterlands eventually. R rated pic..Huge Boob Outing For Pamela Anderson, Fashion Muse
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The camera panning the applauding live audience of the new Mike Huckabee Show on Fox News reminds me of the short lived Rush Limbaugh Television Show where the cameras also constantly panned the applauding on queue audience. That audience also had a dress code in force, coat and tie for men, dresses for women. You know Rush's theme of rugged individualism! Rush Limbaugh, three marriages, three divorces, no children, morphine addict and radios' family values spokesman! Yes indeed! As Rush always says before he lays into his personal attacks, character matters! Yes it does!

This video clip has America's most loved intolerant Evangelical Christian boob arguing with The Evil She Man of South Beach, Msr Ann Coulter. In front of a hundred or so morons who applaud and laugh when they are told to applaud and laugh. I wonder if any in the audience there in the Fox News Studios do not have gun in their pocket? After all, the Second Amendment is the only thing that makes us the rugged individualists we are who laugh and clap when we are ordered to do so.

The gist of this clip is repetitious, loud and clear!
Mike Huckabee is ANTI-SODOMY!
Yes indeed, all caps in bold!
Mike Huckabee is ANTI-SODOMY!

"What's sodomy" the children in front of the TV ask?
To which the Fox News viewer tells the little children,
"That's when a man sticks his dick up your ass."

So reminiscent of ten years ago when Republicans spent two years of our time on a BJ in the White House.
Conservatives may not like sodomy or hummers but they sure like talking about 'em!
And thinking about 'em too ya think? Like maybe all the time!

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This may seem obvious, but with the rash of celebrity crotch shots this year, apparently the lessons are needed, and desperately needed by our demonstrator as well. You've never seen The Queen of England with this problem, now have you! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

"Hey Facebook breast feeding is not obscene!"

Facebook has done it now. They're finding that their 140 million users are a diverse group, no longer dominated by teenagers. Case in point is Kelli Roman, a 23-yr-old nursing mom. Having placed a photo of herself nursing one of her children, she soon found it missing.

Now, Facebook has over 97,000 members who have started a facebook group by the name "Hey Facebook breast feeding is not obscene." A "virtual nurse-in" was held, with 11,000 women substituting their profile pics for photos of breast feeding. A real world nurse-in was held at Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto CA. Ten women breast fed their babies at the front door. As you can imagine, it drew attenion from media but Facebook employees were few the Saturday after Christmas.

What is Facebook's official policy in light of the ever-increasingly militant moms? Barry Schnitt offical spokesman, stated the company guidelines regarding exposed flesh would allow most breast-feeding photos. What has gone wrong with these women? He continued, "Facebook draws the line at a visible nipple or areola, he said. Facebook also nixes pictures showing the gluteal cleft"While we pause to look up the word "gluteal cleft" it would seem some of the mothers may have stepped over the line in their zeal to share their joy with others. Breast feeding moms protest Facebook nudity rules: no nipples, areolas, or glutial clefts please
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