Naughty Parts

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Spoiler!  Spoiler! I think this unsavory nasty and crossing the line digital short by Andy Samberg and Julian Casablancas can best be summed up by the old phrase, "It's like watching old people screw." 

Newsflash! Before you enlist, keep this tidbit in mind; "The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples." (audible gasp!) I suspect many enlisted men and women aren't aware of this rule, or they'd discontinue their lawbreaking instantly! To thoroughly investigate the issue from every angle, a study is in order. In this case, it's a nine-month study on the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, led by Pentagon General Counsel Jeh Johnson.

With unemployment so high, why doesn't bad actor Jonah Falcon who cannot find an acting job do what any great symphony pianist would do, what he was so obviously born to do. Samantha tries to understand by putting a sausage in her pants and walking around New York City. 

How do you get 5,200 people to show up on the steps of the Sydney Opera House wearing nothing but a birthday suit and a smile? If you're U.S. artist Spencer Tunick, you simply ask for volunteers. He's known world-wide for his installations using nude people. This one pictured March 1, 2010 is titled "Mardi Gras, the Base." It was commissioned by the Sydney Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras and aimed to "emphasize and celebrate the sameness of individuals - regardless of their sexual preferences".

Apple as Net Nannies, Never! Okay, maybe a little, a token really. Apple, wishing to avoid more incidents of children finding porn apps and "offending their parents," pulled Boobie n Bikini apps from iTunes. Yay! Everyone felt safe and happy now.

Psst! Those in the know, say the iTunes store is still full of dirty, nasty, obscene porn. These are experts, we owe it to hear them out, even at the expense of a few moms and dads not sleeping well at night.

The Tony Award winning production of "Avenue Q" based upon New York puppets and twenty -somethings meeting life and love head on, may be hot stuff touring the country, but advertising posters won't be seen in Colorado Springs in bus shelters. No one need become aroused at the sight of fuzzy puppet cleavage, though you'll see it with the link, and in the video interview to follow.  Surprise! Colorado Springs is known for its political conservatism, making it a snug nest in which to headquarter conservative Christian groups.