Naughty Parts

Marge has put up with Homer and Bart, while keeping her figure, her sanity, and her towering blue hair for a very long time. The hair is coming down, and the clothes are coming off! It's only fitting that Marge should be honored as the first cartoon woman to pose for Playboy.

Marge follows such icons of female sexuality who have graced the covers and pages of Playboy's half century, such as Marilyn Monroe, Cindy Crawford, and the Girls of Hooters. Though technically she's a cartoon, there will be a data sheet, interview and a two page centerfold just like the other babes of Playboy, so guys- you can still say you're reading it for the articles and the jokes. Please don't let them ask her about her um..intimate relationship with the do-nut crazed and shaped Homer!

The age of Playboy's average reader is 35, hardly over the hill, but Playboy has seen a decrease in sales since 2008, and feels that an appeal to twenty somethings is the way to save the iconic magazine. The collector's edition featuring Marge may just be the draw to achieve that end. Even 7-11 stores are selling November's collector's edition of the magazine for the first time in twenty years.

It's anyone's guess how Homer, Lisa, and Maggie will feel about mom's exposure and celebrity, but it sounds like the perfect time for Bart to start attending school more regularly, the better to profit by peddling illicit photos of his MILF mom to his school-mates who are too young to purchase the magazine at the local Kwik-E-Mart. Bart Simpsons sexy cartoon mom Marge, all but nude on Heffners Playboy Cover
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The blurred bootay you see sprinting across the Metropolitan Museum's display of ancient armor belongs to Kathleen, AKA KC Neill. This was the second time this week that photographer Zack Hyman made news with naked girls, though he was not arrested either time. Earlier this week he was spotted photographing them on the L Train. Hyman's models usually practice a "drop and snap" which until now had helped Hyman and his models to evade arrest. The guard at the Met was too fast for them this time, just after Neill put clothes on, and began to exit she was detained to wait for police. I can't help noticing he allowed her to continue the shoot until she put her clothes back on. Coincidence?

Zack Hymans felt he had a waterproof excuse now, of all times he's photographed nude women. Hyman asked, “Why is this wrong? There were thousands of people in the Met today looking at nudes as art, but as soon as there is a real nude, it’s a big problem.” Kathleen Neill posed the same question to the guard detaining her. The guard's response? “I had to make sure that girl was turned over to the police. There were little kids in here watching the whole thing.” Oh, the children! We presume they were also viewing the nudes in the museum as well, but back to our vigilant guard. “She told me there were naked statues everywhere, I said,‘Those statues are 400 years old. You’re from the 21st century."

Good luck Kathleen, the lesson seems to be that when you're four hundred years old it will be okay to show your nude body in public as art, until then you're not artistic, only lewd. Photo: Lude among the Nudes, Zack Hymans model KC Neill arrested in Met Museum
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This is not an ordinary Sunday afternoon at the museum, in fact, you may want to return! The words which greet you as you enter the Amora Sex Academy exhibit, currently in Berlin, say it all. "Finally, an exhibition for those who always have to touch everything."

Founder of the unique exhibit, Frenchman Johan Rizki feels that it's helping to solve the ages old problems facing humans and sex. It appears that it can assist even those who secretly wish they had a map, compass and a diagram when it comes to a sexual encounter. The Amora Academy has come to the rescue with an interactive exhibition where male and female mannequins that you touch, and films you can see teach you everything you need to know. The life-size plastic models are in various positions. After such tame encounters such as oral sex and errogenous zones, one which must be an attention getter, shirieks "That's It!" as she lights up, when a skilled or lucky visitor hits the once thought elusive G-spot! It's not said whether instructions on how to resusitate him are offered.

A "Spank-o-meter" measures the amount of pleasure a mannequin receives when whipped correctly, and films fill in anything they may have missed.. The exhibit, which started in London, is now in Berlin, and will grace Barcelona next. I searched in vain but could find no US dates, leaving me to feel that the U.S. is left out of the world cultural circuit. It might be a real hit at Branson, if they could make the mannequins do double duty as slot machines. Oops, did I say that ? Oral and G Spots and Whips O My! Berlin Sex Exhibit involves visitors in hands on experience Cultural Sunday: Oral and G Spots and Whips O My! Berlin Sex Exhibit involves visitors
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Overheard at the Berlin Zoo where two gay male Humbolt penguins named Z and Vielpunkt - one couple of three gay pairs - incubated an abandoned egg and are now caring for their baby penguin.

"Well Z, you sure you want to be gay?"
"Well Vielpunkt, after giving it a lot of thought, it's the right choice for us. It fits our lifestyle. Wearing skin tight tuxedos to bed, Sushi bars, and look what I have done with the cave!"
"What about adopting and having a family just like other penguins? Speaking of which, what will the other penguins say."
"Penguins are smarter than humans, we don't' give a shrimp's ass what anyone else does so long as we are not eaten by sharks or Killer Whales."

If all the happy penguin movies and sweet climate change stories haven't been enough to send Republicans so far up the walls their red ties get caught in the ceiling fan and whump, whomp the round theyt go kaknocking their pointy little heads against the walls. As no other penguins have been seen holding signs saying Z and Vielpunkt are going to Hell, or any screaching penguin noises at all, it can only be surmised that peguins are smarter than Republicans.

After all, if you link around this story it's not only lots of gay penguins but lots of gay animals in the NATURAL world acting NATURALLY gay. Esquire on Gay Animals

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The silliness of having Bristol Palin as the spokesman for Abstinence Only when after having a child out of non abstinence - is much like so many women who choose to have an abortion to help themselves to a more viable future and now wish to deny that same choice and future to all other women. Hypocritical big government airheads. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Nudity and Shamrocks were London's preferential garb of the day, when a peaceful group of 999 in varying degrees of undress marched along the bank of the River Thames to the amazement and amusement of sightseers. The lovely spring weather, while good for the project, didn't help make their point. The group was lobbying to promote an Air Lingus sale. I presume this is so winter weary Britons can fly to warmer locals where they can bare it all without goosebumps! 999 Nude and Nearly Nude Dazzled London Today Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Always eager to bring you the latest in fashion as well as politics, entertainment, and just plain silliness, today we bring you news from the Paris runways...or the runaway breast of Pam. Next year this reporter hopes to be in Paris to cover the shows personally, Hint Hint. I cannot say it better than the original caption on this photo: PAMELA ANDERSON spectacularly pops out of her dress as she models VIVIENNE WESTWOOD’S latest designs on the catwalk.

The former Baywatch Babe is pictured with top designer Vivienne presenting her 2009-2010 ready to wear collection in Paris. It looks like Pam's frock wasn't quite ready to wear, nor was she bothered by it. Vivienne has declared that Pam is the muse for her new clothes, some of which are rather bizarre, like ballet tutus gone horribly awry. This relatively conservative outfit was merely made for someone less well endowed.

Kudos to Vivienne for her determination to have fuller figured women on the catwalk rather than women with the bodies of pre-teen boys, and as some unscrupulous designers have done,by using actual gaunt boys to model women's clothes. Is it any wonder women have self image issues, and some hetro men are a bit confused?

Be watching for these 'ready to wear' clothes in a store no where near you unless you shop in Paris, New York, or Rodeo Drive. Perhaps the general idea will pop out into the hinterlands eventually. R rated pic..Huge Boob Outing For Pamela Anderson, Fashion Muse
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The camera panning the applauding live audience of the new Mike Huckabee Show on Fox News reminds me of the short lived Rush Limbaugh Television Show where the cameras also constantly panned the applauding on queue audience. That audience also had a dress code in force, coat and tie for men, dresses for women. You know Rush's theme of rugged individualism! Rush Limbaugh, three marriages, three divorces, no children, morphine addict and radios' family values spokesman! Yes indeed! As Rush always says before he lays into his personal attacks, character matters! Yes it does!

This video clip has America's most loved intolerant Evangelical Christian boob arguing with The Evil She Man of South Beach, Msr Ann Coulter. In front of a hundred or so morons who applaud and laugh when they are told to applaud and laugh. I wonder if any in the audience there in the Fox News Studios do not have gun in their pocket? After all, the Second Amendment is the only thing that makes us the rugged individualists we are who laugh and clap when we are ordered to do so.

The gist of this clip is repetitious, loud and clear!
Mike Huckabee is ANTI-SODOMY!
Yes indeed, all caps in bold!
Mike Huckabee is ANTI-SODOMY!

"What's sodomy" the children in front of the TV ask?
To which the Fox News viewer tells the little children,
"That's when a man sticks his dick up your ass."

So reminiscent of ten years ago when Republicans spent two years of our time on a BJ in the White House.
Conservatives may not like sodomy or hummers but they sure like talking about 'em!
And thinking about 'em too ya think? Like maybe all the time!

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This may seem obvious, but with the rash of celebrity crotch shots this year, apparently the lessons are needed, and desperately needed by our demonstrator as well. You've never seen The Queen of England with this problem, now have you! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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