This may seem obvious, but with the rash of celebrity crotch shots this
year, apparently the lessons are needed, and desperately needed by our demonstrator as well. You've never seen The Queen of England with this problem, now have you!
Facebook has done it now. They're finding that their 140 million users are a diverse group, no longer dominated by teenagers. Case in point is Kelli Roman, a 23-yr-old nursing mom. Having placed a photo of herself nursing one of her children, she soon found it missing.
Now, Facebook has over 97,000 members who have started a facebook group by the name "Hey Facebook breast feeding is not obscene." A "virtual nurse-in" was held, with 11,000 women substituting their profile pics for photos of breast feeding. A real world nurse-in was held at Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto CA. Ten women breast fed their babies at the front door. As you can imagine, it drew attenion from media but Facebook employees were few the Saturday after Christmas.
What is Facebook's official policy in light of the ever-increasingly militant moms? Barry Schnitt offical spokesman, stated the company guidelines regarding exposed flesh would allow most breast-feeding photos. What has gone wrong with these women? He continued, "Facebook draws the line at a visible nipple or areola, he said. Facebook also nixes pictures showing the gluteal cleft"While we pause to look up the word "gluteal cleft" it would seem some of the mothers may have stepped over the line in their zeal to share their joy with others.
Breast feeding moms protest Facebook nudity rules: no nipples, areolas, or glutial clefts please
You've never seen me do a sports story.You may now be certain that I'll continue to bring you the truly interesting moments from the world of sports.
We know Vikings Visanthe Shiancoe has a Tight End. Thanks to FOX,we've seen it, and a lot more. After scoring the touchdown trouncing the Detroit Lions, FOX followed players into the locker room for their usual post-game show, and may
have forgotten that in fact, it is a working locker room.
In a celebratory yet somber moment, all eyes were on Vikings owner Ziggy Wilf who was dedicating the game ball to the son of Head Coach Brad Childress. However, something much more interesting was quite clearly in the frame. Visanthe too was watching the touching ceremony,quite comfortably, letting it all hang out. When he realized the cameras were rolling, he covered himself with a towel. FOX later apologized, but too late for those who'd been recording the event to back it up and take still photos.
Fortunately Visanthe has a generous sense of humor as well. When speaking to a reporter for the Star at a party later and learning the slip had made it's way round the internet, his response was to ask her how he'd looked. That's the sort of thing you must decide for yourself, sadly, I can only locate the censored version, but I think he still merits a ten...um - for being a good sport,don't you think?
FOX Shows Visanthe Shiancoe in X Rated Full Frontal Nudity
I was having trouble finding an uncensored painting of this on the net this morning. It was painted by artist Bruce Elliott and put up behind the bar in a working class tavern in Chicago called the Old Town Ale House.
For crying out loud, it's a cartoon picture we are censoring, and the censorship also removed the dead polar bear she was standing on! This is tame stuff, come on internet, gosh... I have been sent hundreds of uncensored disgusting horrid filthy dirty unfunny naked pictures of Hillary that were hundreds of times worse than this without comment! Its the nature of the Beast.
Hey, kinda looks like cartoon character Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. By the way, I live in Arlen and Texans are just like the characters in that cartoon series. I would like to say they are most like conspiracy gun nut Dale Dribble, but truth be told, they are more like Bill Dauterive. Hey Bubba?
Fearing a breakdown in law and order, the government has raided scores of discos, nightclubs, and dance bars in the past two weeks, detaining 1,500 party people. Police say many ran and worked in bars where "nude dances" were performed, which isn't allowed by law in the society which is run by a Hindu majority.
I swan, first the clothes come off, next law and order is out the door completely and people are running wild!Owners and workers in these establishments say the law will put at least 80,000 people out of work in the capital of two million people. Presumably, they either cannot find work which involves clothing, or - more likely can't make nearly the money that they can in the buff.
The Maoist government which recently took power isn't playing.When matters didn't calm down after closing bars an hour before midnight, they started to enforce this law. Offenders might be well advised to find a little something they're comfortable dancing in. Those charged under the public offense act will face up to a year in jail, and a $400. fine.....that's a lot of tips! No nude,nekkid,bare bottom bootie shakin' in Kathmandu! 100's protest
The oddly named "Wreck Beach" in British Columbia,here seen in 1979, will be the first beach to be "Liberated, by Daring to be Bare." We'd no idea the beaches had been held captive.
The "Wreck Beach Preservation Society" is encouraging people who are much happier in public without their clothes to liberate other beaches. One wonders if it will be a true liberation, or a storming of the beach, like a nude Normandy with the clothed and families racing the other direction with eyes covered and children firmly in tow.
Inspiration has come from recent nude days staged in Spain, where a hot Mediterranian sun and a long cool drink sound like heaven. It seems to have escaped them that Spain is noted for a much different climate, pace, and ambiance than the Pacific Northwest, where I dare say no one will notice or care if you're playing nekkid volleyball in a freezing downpour in all but roughly three months out of the year without the bother of liberating the beach. The San Juans may be lovely, but Mallorca they ain't.
I would love to know what the "Body Acceptance Machine" is. I only know fun seekers must pass through it before receiving a "Naked Passport" allowing them international access (I presume) to play naked volleyball, have a body painting, or other fun things not mentioned...just that it will be a day of "naked fun" unless it rains..(.what are the chances), in which case people can meet at Spanky's wading pool, or return to the beach on the 31st, when hopefully the body paint won't wash off.
Militant Nudists Storming Beaches,Liberating Sand for Naturists - in Pacific Northwest?
photo caption: "Bondage for when you want a nice quiet night." P.S. Proven wrong in the following story............
The meet and swap place of the internet, Craigslist brings all kinds of the odd, weird, and potentially dangerous together with like-minded folks, as well as the hopeful....and for all appearances normal ones, and those just looking for a job or a bargain. In this case, it brought a couple together who met one another's search criteria perfectly. Much like the sweet, happy couples on the E-Harmony ads, it was a success by any standards! I'm guessing that if they've selected "their song" it may well be this old standard, with a few changes."One enchanted evening, you may meet a stranger, you may meet a stranger - make sure you're out of view."
When the newly acquainted 47-year old man and 46-year old woman selected a place for their tryst in the great outdoors, they were spotted by a homeless man attempting to pitch a tent. (Irony intended). When he spotted what appeared to be a woman being bound and raped, the good citizen called police.
Far from thrilled at being "saved" from brutality, the couple ran. Later charged with public indecency, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass, they first had to be tracked by police dogs. Why run? Simple, the man didn't want his wife to find out. She may have been clued in when he had to dig up his part of the $33,000 bail. Reported nude Craigslist tryst in Oregon
Pictured are two patriotic swingers! Come on in, the water's fine.
Hollywood Florida is hosting Swingfest 2008. It is the "World's largest swinger's party" and adult trade show. Make reservations and head on down, it's not as if packing will take long.
Four days and three nights at the Westin Diplomat Resort and Spa features themed parties, hundreds of exhibitors and exhibitionists, shuttle service to a nude beach and the (a-hem) Fore-Play golf tournie. Porn stars will mingle with the 10,000 expected combined swingers and nudists, two groups which do not often combine. One such porn star is former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey.
Hollywood has been less than friendly toward the lifestyle in the past, closing a club in 2001, and rather pointedly replacing it with a church. Could it be that their upright moral standards can bend for the expected 1.5 million expected to fill city coffers?
The infamous "Brothel Bus" will be busy shuttling merry makers, having been purchased by Harrison's Wine Bar after the rolling brothel was put out of commission during a police crack down earlier in the summer. There will be no need to be inebriated, walking, and nude. Now that's a public service! Swingers, Nudists bare all at Swingfest 2008, Hollywood, Florida
Swingers bring their convention to Hollywood
This is the time to get in on a distress sale at an Erotic Art gallery, one man's misfortune is your opportunity!
Perhaps it's time to give the neighbors with the perennial wooden "Bloomer girl bending over" yard "art"- which paves the way for wooden windmills, spotted cows and other whimsy a run for their money. It could be an all-season piece, festive with lights at Christmas and I guarantee you'll be the only one on the block. In summer, the kids will have a great slip and slide! The artist who created the behemoth Penis simply must sell it to raise the necessary coin for his legal defense.
You may wonder what depraved acts a purveyor of erotic art must have performed. People complained about the statue outside of his (now, here's the tip off - Erotic Gallery). Newsflash! All violent crime and white collar crime has been squelched! This left the St. Petersburg Dicks time to arrest the artist and gallery owner, rather than giving him a time line to take it down. He was charged with allowing a nude model in a bar and for allegedly touching an officer trying to enter the gallery. Hello! Wakey Wakey! " Allowing a nude model in a bar." However you feel about enormous male penis statues, surely the irony of claiming that a nude model in a BAR is illegal must strike you as hypocritical. Are those fireman's poles in St.Petersburg bars? Enormous, Erect Penis Erotic Art Must Go - St. Petersburg,FL
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but few in authority were amused by a 19-year old graduate's attire. Rather than traditional cap and gown, he devised a six foot penis costume, perhaps similar to the offensive one pictured.
Calvin Morett pleaded guilty of disorderly conduct at the Saratoga performing arts center in New York, though a video has appeared on YouTube.
As in a previous story about Greece, we have some randy Brits to thank for the current campaign in Dubai. A couple was caught having sex on the beach, and we don't mean a fluffy bar drink.
We truly can't blame them alone, the couple merely drew attention to the hordes of Westerners from many countries who visit the popular vacation spot, but have no regard for the social mores of the Muslim city-state. Within two weeks there have been 79 arrests.for topless sunbathing, nudity, and indecent behavior.
There now are undercover officers strolling on the beach, and officers in watchtowers to enforce the decency campaign. Complaints to policehave ranged from families being offended, to topless sunbathers complaining that men stare at them. "I understand that I have to respect the rules of the country," said John MacLean, a British tourist on holiday with his girlfriend. But, he added, "I am not sure if I can kiss her or touch her in public." My advice is to keep your knickers on, and your hands to yourself.
A sculpture recently commissioned may well make the southern Russian town of Bataysk into a major pilgrimage. The bas-relief sculpture, lying on a one-meter-high plinth in a park, near Rostov-on-Don, features a pair of breasts being fondled by a man's hand.
No ordinary sculpture, men are encouraged to interact and gain great advantages from doing so. A suggestive engraved message in verse will encourage men to touch the breasts themselves to "Improve their manly strength and stay young forever." I believe that is the G-rated version, and a loose translation.
The sculptor, Anatoly Sknarin saw a similar composition in Amsterdam on a paving slab in the red-light district, and utilized the concept in his home town, though the headless work resembles nothing so much as a woman with very large hands performing a self breast exam.
Apparently Russians take a much different view of sexuality and "naughtyness" than some conservative Americans.
I cannot help but remember when Ashcroft insisted that the American citizens spend $7,000 for a drape designed to cover the long exposed breast of the statue of Justice, lest
he be photographed in front of a - gasp - female breast, much less touching it!
Fondle a breast on new Russian park sculpture for virility
Yesssss...all this sexy thong needs are some big strap-on hooters and a wig! This could be what was going through the mind of one man from Manchester, Conn as he gazed in the mirror.
Then again, we really may not want to know what prompted his odd ensemble.
The 42-year-old man was spotted by many drivers as he strolled along Interstate 291 wearing nothing but a stunning thong, all the better to compete with the "other" moon, fake breasts, and a wig. I'm sorry to say that no photos were to be had, as he was not arrested immediately.
The narrow minded drivers phoned in numerous reports to the police, prompting an hour-long manhunt. Police located the suspect the next day fully clothed and collecting cans behind a business. Personally I wonder how they recognized him initially. They then found a wig and the - um, bosoms in his car, presumably for fast costume changes when the mood hits.
Not having harmed anyone, with the possible exception of the aesthetic sensibilities of those driving on I-291 that evening, he was charged with disorderly conduct and simple trespass. He's free after posting $2,500 bail, which is a lot of aluminum cans.
Man accused of strolling in thong, fake breasts, and wig in Manchester, Conn
Ann Coulter had a "bad man" week of late. First her love life went all to Hell when her two month relationship with Democrat and "non perfected Jew" Andrew Stein ended with what Stein called "irreconcilable differences."
Who could have guessed? Though the story may well have been that it took 2 months for Mr. Stein to get her dress up the 2 inches it would take to find her real name was Andy rather than Ann. This theory is only conjecture as it is well known that it only takes 2 minutes for anyone to get her dress pushed up 2 feet. Ann Coulter, Right-wing Christian Slut!
Next came the death of her father John Coulter accompanied by Ann Coulter's eulogy that may well be remembered as the most disgusting eulogy of all time.
She used the opportunity to get in a few "gurgle gurgle" jokes about Ted Kennedy and went went on to explain why her father was such a great man:
He hated unions because of their corrupt leadership, ripping off the members for their own aggrandizement. But he had more respect for genuine working men than anyone I've ever known. He was, in short, the molecular opposite of John Edwards. In the early 1980s, as vice president and labor lawyer for Phelps Dodge copper company, Father broke a strike against the company ... Every day, Father walked with the strikebreakers through the picket line. By 1986 it was over; the mineworkers voted against the union and Phelps Dodge was saved. For any liberals still reading, this is what's known as a "happy ending."
And of course the great ending of any eulogy...
Now Daddy is with Joe McCarthy and Ronald Reagan.
Which leaves Ann "Andy" Coulter where? I would guess back with her "best friend" down in South Beach, the attractive gay hunk, Matt Drudge.
The Supreme Court recently stated that the government has the power to confiscate any property used in a crime, not only before anyone is convicted of anything, but even if the property owner is not involved in the crime.
Tina Bennis was unaware that her husband had used her car to enjoy the oral favors of a prostitute. Police arrested her husband and confiscated the vehicle the heinous criminal act was performed therein. Tina, already a bit miffed at her husband for said dalliance, was victimized further by losing her car. She had done nothing wrong, was a victim and was not a party to the crime in any aspect.
This is yet another example of where the mentality of our War on Drugs has driven us. Over the years it has done nothing much to stem the use or availability of drugs, but it sure has hell just about destroyed the 4th Amendment. It has also tripled our prison population, ruined more individuals and families than the drugs themselves, created such fascist ideals as mandatory sentencing, three strikes you are out, relying on the good faith of the police in searches and the government right to take all one’s property for little reason. Even worse, it has managed to move all these terrible ideals into every area of criminal law, as it has with Tina Bennis.
Having a bad day? Take heart, at least you (most likely) don’t have the same problem that “Captain Dan the Demonic Dwarf", (Daniel Blackner) faced recently.
Feeling rushed before a performance at the Circus of Horrors in Edinburgh, a festival not surprisingly known for strange and odd performances, the British performer was preparing for the highpoint of his act when he had an equipment malfunction.
Yes, friends and neighbors the highpoint is when Dan appears on stage with a vacuum attached to his member by a special device. Minutes before this act of daring do, the attachment broke. Not wanting to disappoint the fans, Blackner found some strong glue. The glue plainly stated that it required 20 minutes to set, Dan gave it 20 seconds. The lack of 19 minutes and 40 seconds made all of the difference. Soon Dan the D. found himself with his – naughty bits firmly glued to the attachment onstage. Demonic or not, Dan stated “I just wished the ground could swallow me up” He and his Hoover were rushed to the hospital. “Luckily they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived.”
He’s fortunate. At our local hospital, I’m certain he and his Hoover would have spent at least four hours in the waiting room, dodging sneezes, coughs and surreptitious looks from the others in waiting. Chalk up one more point for socialized medicine. Agence France Presse
A brief history of this tragic and ridiculous case until the present.
Then 17 yr old Genarlow Wilson was convicted of aggravated child molestation for having consensual sex with his 15 year old girlfriend. Under an archaic law in GA it was a felony for the two teenagers to have sex. Wilson, an honor student and football star was sentenced to ten years in federal prison, he has served two. During his incarceration, the law was was changed, but courts said it could not be applied retroactively. Last month, a judge ordered him to be set free stating it had been “A grave miscarriage of justice”. Enter prosecutor David McDade, sore loser, who causes this case to go before the Supreme Court next week. After the judge’s decision, MdDade obtained and distributed video tapes of the young people at a New Years Eve party having sex. He then made numerous copies, handing them out to the media, lawmakers and “friends”, whom he said requested them, presumably to round out their collections. He did not take the step of blanking out the faces of the other minors on the tapes. Is this how evidence is treated? Then again, true evidence is rarely passed around like a Paris Hilton sex tape.
Many community leaders and lawmakers call it child pornography, a vendetta, and a case of being black in Georgia. Many cities still have laws on the books about where you can hitch your horse and buggy. Truth be told, if the law had truly been enforced, I’m guessing McDade and most of the jury pool would be ex-felons, though I won’t ask you, gentle readers for a show of hands.
If there is justice, it will bite McDade in the behind. His boss, among many others has decried his actions, and ordered him to stop. Georgia’s chief federal prosecutor, U.S. Attorney David Nahmias said the tapes “constitute child pornography under federal law” and called on McDade’s office to stop releasing them. “These laws are intended to protect children depicted in such images from the ongoing victimization of having their sexual activity viewed by others.” State Sen. Emmanuel Jones said he would introduce legislation to block DA’s from handing over photographic images in sex cases, and call it the David McDade act.If justice truly prevails McDade should be at the very least subject to the same fate as the prosecutor Mike Nifong in the Duke rape case, who lost his license, but is that the best they can do? What this public servant did was distribute child pornography in an effort to keep a young black man behind bars in GA. Why isn’t his hate crime much more worthy of prison time than a couple of teenagers fooling around? prosecutor under fire in teen sex case News Tribune
Cracker, Ga -- Genarlow Wilson was released from a Georgia State prison today where he was serving a 10 year mandatory sentence for the high crime of being a 17 year old boy who received a consensual BJ from a 15 year old girl. In Cracker Georgia that is a felony with a ten year mandatory sentence. Having intercourse under the same circumstances is a misdemeanor with no jail time or mandatory sentence.
As we learned back in 1998 when the GOP embarrassed this country more than any country has ever been embarrassed in human history, conservatives think BJs are about the worst thing in the world, worse than even wrongheaded wars. I surmise that these conservative Georgia crackers who passed this crazyass legislation had never been found attractive enough by any woman to find out just what a good thing a BJ is.
Well besides Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich who as Congressman representing Cobb County Georgia enjoyed getting BJ's in a car outside his children's grade school while waiting to pick them up. And then led the moral attack on President Clinton for much the same. It is why Gingrich is now nobody from nowhere. Opps, he has a job at FOX NEWS... As I said, a nobody from nowhere.
"Hey Facebook breast feeding is not obscene!"
You've never seen me do a sports story.You may now be certain that I'll continue to bring you the truly interesting moments from the world of sports.
We know Vikings Visanthe Shiancoe has a Tight End. Thanks to FOX,we've seen it, and a lot more. After scoring the touchdown trouncing the Detroit Lions, FOX followed players into the locker room for their usual post-game show, and may
have forgotten that in fact, it is a working locker room.
Fearing a breakdown in law and order, the government has raided scores of discos, nightclubs, and dance bars in the past two weeks, detaining 1,500 party people. Police say many ran and worked in bars where "nude dances" were performed, which isn't allowed by law in the society which is run by a Hindu majority.
I swan, first the clothes come off, next law and order is out the door completely and people are running wild!Owners and workers in these establishments say the law will put at least 80,000 people out of work in the capital of two million people. Presumably, they either cannot find work which involves clothing, or - more likely can't make nearly the money that they can in the buff.
The oddly named "Wreck Beach" in British Columbia,here seen in 1979, will be the first beach to be "Liberated, by Daring to be Bare." We'd no idea the beaches had been held captive.
The "Wreck Beach Preservation Society" is encouraging people who are much happier in public without their clothes to liberate other beaches. One wonders if it will be a true liberation, or a storming of the beach, like a nude Normandy with the clothed and families racing the other direction with eyes covered and children firmly in tow.
photo caption: "Bondage for when you want a nice quiet night." P.S. Proven wrong in the following story............ 
Pictured are two patriotic swingers! Come on in, the water's fine.
This is the time to get in on a distress sale at an Erotic Art gallery, one man's misfortune is your opportunity! 
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but few in authority were amused by a 19-year old graduate's attire. Rather than traditional cap and gown, he devised a six foot penis costume, perhaps similar to the offensive one pictured.
As in a previous story about Greece, we have some randy Brits to thank for the current campaign in Dubai. A couple was caught having sex on the beach, and we don't mean a fluffy bar drink.
A sculpture recently commissioned may well make the southern Russian town of Bataysk into a major pilgrimage. The bas-relief sculpture, lying on a one-meter-high plinth in a park, near Rostov-on-Don, features a pair of breasts being fondled by a man's hand.
Yesssss...all this sexy thong needs are some big strap-on hooters and a wig! This could be what was going through the mind of one man from Manchester, Conn as he gazed in the mirror.
Then again, we really may not want to know what prompted his odd ensemble.
Ann Coulter had a "bad man" week of late. First her love life went all to Hell when her two month relationship with Democrat and "non perfected Jew" Andrew Stein ended with what Stein called "irreconcilable differences." 
Having a bad day? Take heart, at least you (most likely) don’t have the same problem that “Captain Dan the Demonic Dwarf", (Daniel Blackner) faced recently. 
A brief history of this tragic and ridiculous case until the present.
Cracker, Ga -- Genarlow Wilson was released from a Georgia State prison today where he was serving a 10 year mandatory sentence for the high crime of being a 17 year old boy who received a consensual BJ from a 15 year old girl. In Cracker Georgia that is a felony with a ten year mandatory sentence. Having intercourse under the same circumstances is a misdemeanor with no jail time or mandatory sentence.
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