Naughty Parts

"Hey Facebook breast feeding is not obscene!"

Facebook has done it now. They're finding that their 140 million users are a diverse group, no longer dominated by teenagers. Case in point is Kelli Roman, a 23-yr-old nursing mom. Having placed a photo of herself nursing one of her children, she soon found it missing.

Now, Facebook has over 97,000 members who have started a facebook group by the name "Hey Facebook breast feeding is not obscene." A "virtual nurse-in" was held, with 11,000 women substituting their profile pics for photos of breast feeding. A real world nurse-in was held at Facebook headquarters in Palo Alto CA. Ten women breast fed their babies at the front door. As you can imagine, it drew attenion from media but Facebook employees were few the Saturday after Christmas.

What is Facebook's official policy in light of the ever-increasingly militant moms? Barry Schnitt offical spokesman, stated the company guidelines regarding exposed flesh would allow most breast-feeding photos. What has gone wrong with these women? He continued, "Facebook draws the line at a visible nipple or areola, he said. Facebook also nixes pictures showing the gluteal cleft"While we pause to look up the word "gluteal cleft" it would seem some of the mothers may have stepped over the line in their zeal to share their joy with others. Breast feeding moms protest Facebook nudity rules: no nipples, areolas, or glutial clefts please
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Hide the children and women close your eyes!

I am appalled! Fox News owes the FCC a half a million buck$!

This is worse than a little star covered boobie!  Much worse! We are all going to Hell.

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You've never seen me do a sports story.You may now be certain that I'll continue to bring you the truly interesting moments from the world of sports. We know Vikings Visanthe Shiancoe has a Tight End. Thanks to FOX,we've seen it, and a lot more. After scoring the touchdown trouncing the Detroit Lions, FOX followed players into the locker room for their usual post-game show, and may have forgotten that in fact, it is a working locker room.

In a celebratory yet somber moment, all eyes were on Vikings owner Ziggy Wilf who was dedicating the game ball to the son of Head Coach Brad Childress. However, something much more interesting was quite clearly in the frame. Visanthe too was watching the touching ceremony,quite comfortably, letting it all hang out. When he realized the cameras were rolling, he covered himself with a towel. FOX later apologized, but too late for those who'd been recording the event to back it up and take still photos.

Fortunately Visanthe has a generous sense of humor as well. When speaking to a reporter for the Star at a party later and learning the slip had made it's way round the internet, his response was to ask her how he'd looked. That's the sort of thing you must decide for yourself, sadly, I can only locate the censored version, but I think he still merits a ten...um - for being a good sport,don't you think? FOX Shows Visanthe Shiancoe in X Rated Full Frontal Nudity

Uncensored Photo Here!
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I was having trouble finding an uncensored painting of this on the net this morning. It was painted by artist Bruce Elliott and put up behind the bar in a working class tavern in Chicago called the Old Town Ale House.

For crying out loud, it's a cartoon picture we are censoring, and the censorship also removed the dead polar bear she was standing on! This is tame stuff, come on internet, gosh... I have been sent hundreds of uncensored disgusting horrid filthy dirty unfunny naked pictures of Hillary that were hundreds of times worse than this without comment! Its the nature of the Beast.

Hey, kinda looks like cartoon character Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. By the way, I live in Arlen and Texans are just like the characters in that cartoon series. I would like to say they are most like conspiracy gun nut Dale Dribble, but truth be told, they are more like Bill Dauterive.  Hey Bubba?

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Fearing a breakdown in law and order, the government has raided scores of discos, nightclubs, and dance bars in the past two weeks, detaining 1,500 party people. Police say many ran and worked in bars where "nude dances" were performed, which isn't allowed by law in the society which is run by a Hindu majority. I swan, first the clothes come off, next law and order is out the door completely and people are running wild!Owners and workers in these establishments say the law will put at least 80,000 people out of work in the capital of two million people. Presumably, they either cannot find work which involves clothing, or - more likely can't make nearly the money that they can in the buff.

The Maoist government which recently took power isn't playing.When matters didn't calm down after closing bars an hour before midnight, they started to enforce this law. Offenders might be well advised to find a little something they're comfortable dancing in. Those charged under the public offense act will face up to a year in jail, and a $400. fine.....that's a lot of tips! No nude,nekkid,bare bottom bootie shakin' in Kathmandu! 100's protest Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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The oddly named "Wreck Beach" in British Columbia,here seen in 1979, will be the first beach to be "Liberated, by Daring to be Bare." We'd no idea the beaches had been held captive. The "Wreck Beach Preservation Society" is encouraging people who are much happier in public without their clothes to liberate other beaches. One wonders if it will be a true liberation, or a storming of the beach, like a nude Normandy with the clothed and families racing the other direction with eyes covered and children firmly in tow.

Inspiration has come from recent nude days staged in Spain, where a hot Mediterranian sun and a long cool drink sound like heaven. It seems to have escaped them that Spain is noted for a much different climate, pace, and ambiance than the Pacific Northwest, where I dare say no one will notice or care if you're playing nekkid volleyball in a freezing downpour in all but roughly three months out of the year without the bother of liberating the beach. The San Juans may be lovely, but Mallorca they ain't.

I would love to know what the "Body Acceptance Machine" is. I only know fun seekers must pass through it before receiving a "Naked Passport" allowing them international access (I presume) to play naked volleyball, have a body painting, or other fun things not mentioned...just that it will be a day of "naked fun" unless it rains..(.what are the chances), in which case people can meet at Spanky's wading pool, or return to the beach on the 31st, when hopefully the body paint won't wash off. Militant Nudists Storming Beaches,Liberating Sand for Naturists - in Pacific Northwest? Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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photo caption: "Bondage for when you want a nice quiet night." P.S. Proven wrong in the following story............

The meet and swap place of the internet, Craigslist brings all kinds of the odd, weird, and potentially dangerous together with like-minded folks, as well as the hopeful....and for all appearances normal ones, and those just looking for a job or a bargain. In this case, it brought a couple together who met one another's search criteria perfectly. Much like the sweet, happy couples on the E-Harmony ads, it was a success by any standards! I'm guessing that if they've selected "their song" it may well be this old standard, with a few changes."One enchanted evening, you may meet a stranger, you may meet a stranger - make sure you're out of view."

When the newly acquainted 47-year old man and 46-year old woman selected a place for their tryst in the great outdoors, they were spotted by a homeless man attempting to pitch a tent. (Irony intended). When he spotted what appeared to be a woman being bound and raped, the good citizen called police.

Far from thrilled at being "saved" from brutality, the couple ran. Later charged with public indecency, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass, they first had to be tracked by police dogs. Why run? Simple, the man didn't want his wife to find out. She may have been clued in when he had to dig up his part of the $33,000 bail. Reported nude Craigslist tryst in Oregon Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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