Bad Boys

"I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back." Those were the words of a weeping Sandra Bullock accepting the Oscar for Best Actress, in the ironically named film, "Blind Sided," in what must have been mere hours before discovering that her odd choice of a husband Jesse James, was too busy exploring Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's tattoos, to be watching Sandra's back. Lee Cowan of NBC explores the alleged curse of the Oscar on female winners.

There's very likely to be fire under this smoke. The story was broken by ultra-conservative blogger Debbie Schussel who is not in the habit of attacking other right wingers. As you'll see there is plenty of shameful evidence. Freedom Alliance was set up to raise funds through concerts for the best of reasons, sending children of fallen soldiers to college, and to support wounded veterans. The charity has brought in millions of dollars! The downside is that the millions have gone toward "expenses" for Hannity. This heartless, criminal Fox News block head is typical of those to whom millions of Americans tune in daily, representing all that is wrong in this country, entitlement, unbridled greed, and "I've got mine" even if I promised to help you." The brownie points he received, along with his greatly boosted income were excellent! Let's hope the fall on the way down is equally spectacular.

True love is like a Toyota, it can't be stopped. So Gov Mark Sanford gave up living on the beach in Argentina with a his beautiful soul mate to... Hmmm...  Gotta laugh like Hell...

Stephen Colbert solves the Shamrock Shortage with some grow lights. He then starts acting a bit... Hmmm... How should we say... STONED. He plays the part well! It has always been my contention that the world would be a better place if all the intense Type-A run-abouts were required to smoke shamrocks at least twice a day. 

Fake wrestling, angry scripted wrestlers, already arrived at outcomes, lying and cheating defines the top spectator sport in America! No wonder we are in this mess. A Rack Jite True Story - Wrestling With God

Heard this morning that Speaker Pelosi is talking about passing the Senate Health care bill as is, then after it is signed, vote to remove the ugly Florida and Nebraska payoffs. Democrats are running away saying that the GOP will create slogans about it like "I was against it before I was for it!" which just like professional wrestling, Americans will slop up in slogan no-thing mode and vote for Republicans who could care less about them.

Just guy stuff tickling piles, just guy stuff groping, just guy stuff sleeping together, just guy stuff sitting naked on other guys faces. It's just good ole boy guy stuff to be sure! What us Texas guys do down here in Texas all the time! Well when we are not shooting stuff anyway.

Bill Maher explains tickle piles and navy snorkeling. Republicans are trying to relate this to Florida Congressman Mark Foley and Senator "Wide Stance" Larry Craig. Thing is Eric Massa was not a voice or a vote against homosexuality or was he dealing with underage boys.  

Who could get away with sticking a knife deep into Karl Rove's head? Who could take a piece of Karl Rove's brain and eat it on tv?  Who could come up with the phrase best defining Rove's book as... A classic Who didn't done it?  Stephen Colbert is who!

Within a day of seeing the inexplicable Glenn Beck interview, Josh Green of The Atlantic found several of Eric Massa's former ship mates who describe the aggressive sexual advances he made toward them. They'd spoken of it to one another, but true to the "Peter Principle" Massa had risen to third in command, they feared repercussions if they complained or turned him in, but they're talking now!

Bill Maher, host of Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO talks with Lawrence O'Donnell about the disturbing and bizarre saga of former congressman Eric Massa. Massa is revealing sexual kinks even Bill Maher hasn't heard of, making Maher wonder how many closeted gays inhabit the congressional steam room. From my observations they later take the floor and vote against gay issues. Here's to Massa, subject of the day known for "Massa massages," "snorkeling," and other blatant sexual acts while in the Navy and beyond.

I did not think it possible, but Congressman Eric Massa appearing on Fox News Glenn Beck last night made Glenn Beck seem a reasonable person!  A real interview!  Though he did seem to call the Democrat from New York "...one of the most evil bastards I have ever met!"

I did not think it possible, but Congressman Eric Massa appearing on Fox News Glenn Beck last night made Glenn Beck seem a reasonable person!  A real interview!  Though he did seem to call the Democrat from New York "...one of the most evil bastards I have ever met!"

In Morning Joe's "News You Can't Use" we have one untimely revelation, and yet one more "Don't" for you speeding multi-taskers. State Sen Roy Ashburn, CA, a conservative from Bakersfield who had voted against gay issues for 14 years, didn't so much step out of the closet, as crash out. Ashburn had little choice after fetching a DUI arrest upon leaving a gay nightclub. After announcing that yes, he is gay he said it shouldn't affect his job, a theory I hope he passes along to the others in his conservative party.

How many times has this happened to you? You're whizzing down the freeway on your way to a hot date, and remember that you'd neglected to prune that all important bikini area, well that's exactly what happened to Megan Barnes of Florida. Fortunately, her EX was in the passenger seat, and happy to steer from his position. Unfortunately, neither was watching the road.

I mean gosh, what a... I can't even come up with a name. He is so disgusting on every level one would think Rush Limbaugh would be quoting him and Glenn Beck would have him on his TV show. Oops, Rush has already been quoting him and he will be on Glenn Beck tonight or the following night.

Though his story of tousling his male aide's hair and saying he would like to "Frack" him was rather tame, I did enjoy his story of entering his shared room on a Navy Ship last year to see his roommate "imagining he was with his wife" and asked "You need help with that?"

"Rahm Emanuel is son of the devil’s spawn, he is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive. I am showering, naked as a jaybird, and here comes Rahm Emanuel, not even with a towel wrapped around his tush, poking his finger in my chest, yelling at me." The Hill on Massa

I wonder if Massa and Beck will be drawing Rahm's unit on that infamous "blackboard of nonsense?" Or perhaps Beck will finally move his show up an intellectual notch and they will have a circle jerk! 

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This is especially hilarious if like me, you have no idea who Zach Galifianakis is. Other than a celebrity who should have changed his name. Or maybe he is such a funny guy he did change his name!  

Republicans sure hate Hollywood. Well unless they dig down far enough to find a Sonny Bono to run for office. At the top of the heap these days is Stephen Baldwin who they may have run for Governor of Oompa Loompa.

This video is well worth the time just for the few second clip from Michael Moore's movie CAPITALISM in which we find that the problem with Republicans is not just that they fail to discern what is real and what is not in the realm of religion and the American dreams, but that actors in movies are actors in movies. IT'S NOT REAL!  

New York prosecutors this week found that because of excessive editing by conservative James O'Keefe, the three ACORN workers shown in the videos are innocent of any criminal wrong doing. O'Keefe - the hero of such Right-wing uneducated luminaries as Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and above all Sean Hannity - is presently free on bail for felony intent to tap the phones of a United States Senator. ACORN workers absolved

This is funny. Had the Chat Roulette idea been passed through me I could have told them the results would have indeed been mostly about male naughty parts... 

Sean Hannity leaped atop his charger suspiciously fast today! A viewer suggested (reasonably) that Sean, the little Hannity boy only liked Sarah Palin for her looks. You must see Hannity replying quickly that indeed it was her intelligence he admired, along with her gutsy greatness, of course.

Newsflash! Before you enlist, keep this tidbit in mind; "The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples." (audible gasp!) I suspect many enlisted men and women aren't aware of this rule, or they'd discontinue their lawbreaking instantly! To thoroughly investigate the issue from every angle, a study is in order. In this case, it's a nine-month study on the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, led by Pentagon General Counsel Jeh Johnson.

Jon Stewart apologies for wasting our time yesterday claiming Senator Jim Bunning was crazy for denying millions of the unemployed an extension in benefits. Today he finds that Republican Senator Jim Bunning is "just a dick." 

What is so damn unnerving about this video of Rick Sanchez reporting the Earthquake in Chile is that those of us who have had substantial experience witnessing the cocaine party culture can come up with no other feasible scenario for this kind of behavior. One can only wonder how the Daily Show writers were so right on the mark! Please note that those of us who understand this have only OBSERVED this behavior in others. 

The three Hall of Shame winners this week are Gov. Gibbons of Nevada with paramour Kathy Karrasch, (whom you see, but isn't there according to Gibbons), outgoing Gov Sanford of So. Carolina, and outgoing Gov. Paterson of New York. The four were kind enough to pose for a photo at The National Governor's Conference in Washington D.C., hardly a place to go for a private tryst.

What's a popular Texas Christian University student to do while visiting Breckenridge Colorado Campus on Winter Break ? Get your butt branded...isn't it obvious! Amon Cartor IV, nicknamed Chance and encouraged by friends with video cams and still photos did just that, getting Greek fraternity ,and sorority symbols burned into his ass forever!

Here is Seth MacFarlane on Bill Maher telling the truth about those who don't want Gays serving in the military. They are... yeah, you got it!