Wednesday, September 24. 2008Bill Clinton Hot for Sarah Palin
This of course is true. Most American voters are armed and if not living in trailer parks, wish they did. It is probably why the American people didn't really care much about Bill and Monica. There is a story like that in every issue of Trailer Life.
Monday, September 15. 2008Scantily-clad,curvaceous players form official Lingerie Football League
Once, merely a halftime entertainment where two teams of barely covered, sexy, "bad girls" faced off in a game of football during Super Bowl half time, now they have a league of their own.
Four teams have formed, and six more are being picked for next season. You aren't likely to confuse their names with a male team, with monikers like The Phoenix Scorch, the Tampa Breeze, and the Miami Caliente. We can be fairly certain the games will be watched and videotaped, if not taken too seriously.
Scantily-clad, curvaceous players form official Lingerie Football League
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Kick! HomeWednesday, September 10. 2008Celebs Britney, Palin and Paris, Sarah Palin is the one with the Gun
These celebrity bad girls should take a lesson from Celebrity Sarah Palin. If these young women want to redeem themselves in the eyes of America they should put a stopper on this reactionary crap of theirs going out in the world to help poor people, unChristian and unAmerican as that is, and go get their carry permits, wave guns around and go find something to kill bigger than they are. Its a no brainer. Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeThursday, September 4. 2008Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston, 2 shotguns, a 357 and Jesus
Sarah Palin's pregnant unmarried 17 year old daughter Bristol Palin with a semi automatic 12 gauge shotgun in one hand and a .357 magnum in the other. With boyfriend Levi Johnston holding a 12 gauge over/under shotgun and of course, Jesus who has a Kalashnikov under his... Um... Whats that he's wearing there... Hmmm... Dress I guess. This is a positive article! Jesus loves kids with guns! Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! HomeTuesday, August 26. 2008Hot, Beautiful Nuns Need Your Vote. Italian Online Contest Breaks Stereotypes, Not Knuckles
This IS stretching "reality TV and internet" to the limit for most of us who were treated to the gentle ministrations of the Sisters of Perpetual Pain in our childhoods, unless the ruler swinging, wimple wearing bullies of my and many children's nightmares have changed - a LOT over the years!
You, dear readers will select Miss Nun 2008 by voting on the website which Italian Fr Antonio Rungi will soon have up. Visitors will have one month to "vote for the nun they consider a model." Apparently I haven't darkened the door of a parish in far too many years, as I cannot feature it, unless it is a job modeling "no-break metal edged rulers" perhaps. "But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. external beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it" says Rugli, whose cadre of hot prayer partners (and brides of Christ, may I remind them), planted the germ of this idea. "Miss" Nun indeed! Will they take off their wedding rings? Apparently this event will be wimple-optional, so anything is possible. The theory is that it will help break stereotypes held both by the public and within the church. Far be it from me to nitpick, but doesn't it seem that the Catholic church has rung up quite a few stereotypes on the male side of the clergy in recent years...millions of dollars worth? Perhaps they should be running a "Gorgeous Hunk Priest, Bishop - but non sex-predator" category as well....just a thought. Hot, Beautiful Nuns Need Your Vote. Italian Online Contest Breaks Stereotypes, Not Knuckles Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Sunday, August 24. 2008Ellen DeGeneres Gladys Hardy loves Jesus but likes a drink
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Kick! Home Saturday, August 9. 2008Massive catfight leads to boob and stomach bite, tetanus, six arrests The brief police report which involved both State Troopers and Wayne County Sheriff's Deputies, flits over a fight between five women at an anonymous Sodus apartment building last Thursday night. Reports are frustrating in their lack of details, but do say it is the result of mother-daughter tag teams on both sides of a long running feud. I suspect Jerry Springer talent scouts are winging their way, competing with "reality" show producers as I peck this out for your edification. The culmination of the feud came when one woman bit another on the breast and stomach. Both the Biter and the Bite-ee are mothers of the other women charged. Ambulance attendants advised a tetanus shot for the Bite-ee. Five women from 16-47, face charges from "Rioting in the 2nd Degree, Disorderly Conduct, and for the biter...Assault in the 3rd Degree." Besides the daughters charged, one unfortunate boyfriend, in the wrong place at the wrong time was charged with Disorderly Conduct. They will all meet again in court on August 20th, when perhaps more details will be forthcoming. Meanwhile we can only guess whether it is a romantic rivalry, a breach of laundry room etiquette, or practice for big time wrestling. Massive cat fight leads to boob and stomach bite and six arrests Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Thursday, July 17. 2008Call girl who brought Spitzer down, sued over Girls Gone Wild video
We know Ashley Dupre's name because of her role in the downfall of former Gov. Eliot Spitzer, a frequent customer of the famous hooker. Many may also have seen more of her in
the Girls Gone Wild videos.
Dupre is being sued by Amber Arpaio. It seems Dupre appears in one of the infamous GGW videos wearing nothing but a towel, and giving her name as Amber Arpaio. The narrator asks if she is 18 and whether the footage can be used on the video, of course she answers yes to both questions. .We all know these films are completely spontaneous -wink. More interesting is that to prove her age in the video, a New Jersey license is shown with Amber Arpaio's name and birth date, making Dupre appear to be in her 20's. No doubt, Arpaio has had a lot of explaining to do to people who got word that she'd gone wild. Arpaio is also suing producers of Girls Gone Wild. As a result, she also wants punitive and exemplary damages "in an amount appropriate to punish and make an example of Defendants," the suit argues. That could be quite a sum of money, I'd venture a guess that GGW is good for it. This photograph dated 2007 in St. Tropez, France and obtained from MySpace on March 12 shows Ashley Dupre, 22, the woman reportedly behind the downfall of New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, and now the defamation of the good name of Ms Arpaio's name. Call girl who brought Spitzer down, sued over Girls Gone sued over Girls Gone Wild video Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Monday, July 14. 2008Greek Oral Sex Competition ends in arrests
Combine sun, sand, gorgeous azure blue waters, steamy nights, and non-stop partying. You have an atmosphere which draws 15 million people a year to Zakynthos,Greece. Many are twenty-somethings from Britain. The atmosphere would encourage even those with some inhibitions to cast them to the gentle breeze, and make the rest of their year in often soggy and grey Britain a distant memory. This year will have been particularly memorable for some vacationers.
I'm certain it seemed like a good idea to participate in a paid competition. The girls would be paid whether they won or not, meet new people, and be a video star, with the competition posted on the internet...such a deal! After all, don't athletes get paid for what they do well?
Thus, the first and last annual Oral Sex Competition was born.The good news is that the women were paid. The bad news is that they needed the money for bail. The police arrested nine women for prostitution, as well as nine others and six Greek men, including two bar owners who were no doubt doing a land-office business at the time. The men were charged with "encouraging obscene behavior" a charge which boggles the mind when one considers the varied definitions of "obscene"in this country alone. Oh, and by the way don't look for the video, it's now called evidence. Greek Oral Sex Competition ends in arrests Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Saturday, July 12. 2008Hide the Children, Debra La Fave released and on the Loose
With a teenage son at home I have taken what precautions necessary as a member of the Lone Star State. I applied for a concealed carry license which will be coming next week, I reviewed the Castle Law which allows me to shoot the women if she sets one toe on my property and I have contacted the local police to help on a neighborhood watch. Friday, July 11. 2008Video, Chilean stripper arrested for pole dancing on subwayDigg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home Thursday, January 31. 2008Teaching White Bitches Spanish!
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