Bad Girls

This one had me fooled!

But no matter its a spoof, like Sarah Palin, Carrie Prejean is no dim bulb.

They both knew exactly how to cash in.

The day before her book comes out she sends herself to the very top of world headlines, TWICE!
An inappropriate Larry King video and a sex video! 

This women just made millions off the dimbulb media. And I say good for her.

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The opening monologue of the first weekly Wanda Sykes Show. It starts with a bang up quote about Ms Coulter:

"Look at me! I have big floppy eye lashes to distract you from the bull**** that comes out of my mouth.

Ann Coulter has balls.

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I believe I just heard the buzzer sound on Prejean's extended fifteen minutes of fame, when no one wants filthy videos of a beauty queen, she is officially yesterday's news!



The reincarnated Anita Bryant, campaigning against gay and lesbian unions since her win as Miss California is...to paraphrase a Seinfeld reference, "Mistress of her own domain" - but had apparently forgotten the video evidence. I assure you that gays and lesbians who were denied "everything but marriage" in the recent California and Maine elections won't soon forget the beauty contestant, and perhaps any influence Prejean had in the decision. She did come across as holier than thou, and as such became the darling of such groups as "Defenders of the Family" who were proud to feature her as their star speaker at an awards ceremony this evening in New Jersey. She isn't there. I suspect she's combing through her video archives.

One quick note before the more agile minds of comedian Paul F. Tompkins and Keith Olbermann take on the topic. Of late, Ms Prejean has become extremely litigious, wanting a million dollars for her de-throning, due to her habit of simply not showing up for her royal duties..for which the pageant had surgically implanted pontoons, and expected a bit more of her.

Ever the moral beacon, when she was shown the video, obviously not recognizing herself, she pulled herself up into a righteous huff exclaiming "That's disgusting!" She then squinted and looked a bit more closely at the - performer. Perhaps what may be more soul crushing for Ms All That, is that no one wants a copy of it! Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Sports! Fanatics! Drunk Sports Fanatics! Drunk Women Sports Fanatics! I love it!



Oh and being from around Green Bay originally, I am one of the few from up there who loves this picture and what it represents. An old guy who refuses to quit, the Energizer Bunny of Sports, Brett Farve, I love him!

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And thank you for coming...



This condition is also known to happen to men... All of them. PSAD - the real thing Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Beer Pong at tech institute traced to swine Flu, it's true! Is it enough to make the students at this Tech Institute stop or modify playing? No! These future leaders are made of sterner stuff and, I suspect it's paired with the fear of losing a social outlet requiring beer, and lots of it! Beer Pong may well be a three credit class by now.

Fresh from the news wire, we bring you the latest from researchers. The Tech revolution has changed the face of sexuality in countless ways. Twitter, the new way to stay in touch 24/7, is now most widesly used as a means of....bragging. To put it as delicately as possible. They say it's used quite often to tweet his peeps about his real or imaginary sexual escapade. They pay researchers for this which may be the real news.

I dare say that most of America is as tired as the Colorado dog and pony, flying saucer balloon show look today. When one of the three boys answered the door, he told press that "My dad is tired of this show." What a coincidence! Little Falcon was obviously upset today, after blurting on camera the reason why he stayed in the garage attic was "because you said it was a show," he followed up by vomiting during two interviews today. Unsavory details are starting to emerge today which suggest that not only is dad a publicity hound,but there have been questions of abuse in the home. If the great balloon chase is proven to be a farce, he could be responsible for the massive manpower involved in the search for his son. Facebook | Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article |

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Ayn Rand, the Queen of conservative cultural propaganda lived through the Russian Revolution to see her father's PROPERTY taken by the GOVERNMENT. And what could be worst than that? Not much for the proud author of The Virtue of Selfishness, Next only to the Bible in Republican reading rooms...

Rand was an intellectual who was the first to understand how to popularize Right-wing ideology by using populist writing that any uneducated American could understand. What 17 year old could not love rebellious Jon Galt and company? It is the very basis of the Tea Bagging mentality, they hate IT, but they are not smart enough to know exactly what it is they hate so much. Ayn Rand helps them along with that. Sharing their PROPERTY. Especially with the you know whos and the sabe whos.

The big question of course is how today's God Fearing Republicans can accept this uppity over educated intellectual LOUD atheist as their ideological backdrop? Beyond Jon's answer that these talk show hosts will use anything to push their crap, it is that PROPERTY trumps not only God but health care, education and promoting the general welfare.

I have just heard that HINDUS are on the low end of the religious caste system. The religions of THE BOOK are better I am told. But you know, there must be something to reincarnation as it is more than obvious that Ayn Rand has come back as Ron Paul. 

This of course may answer the atheist problem. Ron Paul is an Evangelical Fundamentalist Creationist and rabid Pro Life States Right Forever Ayn Randian. How could that be? I would suppose that like Mormon Glenn Beck, Ron Paul is also insane. The Looneytarian Pages at Kick!  

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Gosh, had to laugh like Hell... 

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Here are but two versions of the Republican women who have been immortalized into action figures by St Paul, Minn company Herobuilders.com. When I say hot, it's mainly tongue-in-cheek, but when CEO Emil Vicale was asked what aspects of Bachmann "struck his fancy," he said "She's hot. Did I say that out loud? Yeah, I guess I did."

Catch the shoes on the girls. Is it just me, or do they put you in mind of Frankenstein along with Bachmann's suit?  This is Bachmann's month. She has also been included in the red hot Republican mama calendar. If she's a tad scary it's only right, considering her views and denunciation of ACORN, and her dogged insistence that President Obama is "anti American," despite his birth certificate, and newspaper announcements. In other words, the crazy face you see in plastic is more accurate than one might have guessed.

She's yours for a mere $39.95, as is Palin. However, for a limited edition like Rod Blagojevich, it will cost you $149.95, the hair alone is a masterpiece!

She not only joins Palin, who is also featured in a wardrobe of clothing, Joe - finally holding a plunger, the Plumber, Dick Cheney, and the entire Bush crew. In fact, the company was formed with President Bush in his custom flight suit as their first doll. I wouldn't be surprised if there is even a Turd Blossom in time for holiday giving. HOT babe Michele Bachmann to join Sarah Palin as Action Figure!
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