"I never knew what it felt like for someone to have my back." Those were the words of a weeping Sandra Bullock accepting the Oscar for Best Actress, in the ironically named film, "Blind Sided," in what must have been mere hours before discovering that her odd choice of a husband Jesse James, was too busy exploring Michelle "Bombshell" McGee's tattoos, to be watching Sandra's back. Lee Cowan of NBC explores the alleged curse of the Oscar on female winners.
Mika from "Morning Joe" was compelled to place her coffee cup down carefully last summer, and express her disapproval of the "pole dance" Miley Cyrus performed. There was a hot time on Joe Scarborough today, as Joe and Mika's father watched Mika's reaction, mouth agog as she
heard the belated retort by Miley Cyrus to her criticism voiced in a recent Parade magazine interview . Miley began with "My first impulse is to say get off my case, Mika," and eventually reached the summation..." But I’m like dude! As if you were an angel!” A comment which proved Mika's father and she remembered her teen years quite differently.
While President Barack Obama has bent over backward to incorporate Republican ideas into his
health care proposal, he should have saved the effort, strapped on a tube top and whined a lot. It seems to appeal to such statesmen as Rep. Paul Broun, R-Ga, judging by his choice of television viewing.
Sarah Palin and family have been in Los Angles now for over a week sopping up the media they pretend they despise. Seems even as millionaires they often stop breeding long enough to scarf up whatever freebees they can get their paws on...
Newsflash! Before you enlist, keep this tidbit in mind; "The Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits sodomy and oral sex, even among consenting adults and married couples." (audible gasp!) I suspect many enlisted men and women aren't aware of this rule, or they'd discontinue their lawbreaking instantly!
To thoroughly investigate the issue from every angle, a study is in order. In this case, it's a nine-month study on the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy, led by Pentagon General Counsel Jeh Johnson.
The Pasadena Prejean is allowed to select the city she wishes to represent, but the mayor of Beverly Hills says no way and will send her back to Pasadena from whence she hailed. She selected the wrong city to take Carrie Prejean's statements to the maximum of offensiveness. She'd certainly fix the problem of gays and marriage. It's no problem at all, when you have yer
solution right here in the good Old Testament, they'll be stoned to death before they can even think of marriage, if Lauran Ashley has her way! Oh yes, and that goes for her friends as well.
The Tony Award winning production of "Avenue Q" based upon New York puppets and twenty -somethings meeting life and love head on, may be hot stuff touring the country, but advertising posters won't be seen in Colorado Springs in bus shelters. No one need become aroused at the sight of fuzzy puppet cleavage, though you'll see it with the link, and in the video interview to follow. Surprise! Colorado Springs is known for its political conservatism, making it a snug nest in which to headquarter conservative Christian
groups.
If your dream is to watch baristas wearing little more than smiles and sexy lingerie, serving coffee to others from a tiny booth from the comfort of your la-z-boy,this is a dream come true. For a mere $3.99 per month, the you too can join The Executive Club, and watch the very
nearly bare nekkid ladies as they serve coffee for your friends and neighbors from their espresso stand. Don't let anyone call you a voyeur, at least you won't be freezing your nipples off while pretending you're there for the coffee. Peek-A-Brew-Espresso in bucolic Bonney Lake, WA. Just like mom used to make hey!
Here is a close up of Sarah Palin's crib notes which she wrote on the palm of her hand to help her along WHILE she accused the President of using a teleprompter. The words on her hand were "energy," "tax," "lift American spirits" and "budget" which was crossed out. Well maybe she didn't write them, after all the words were spelled correctly. But hey, she leads the Republican pack for President in 2012! Ahead of runner ups Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich! Oh and Mitt Romney, who like Glenn Beck, believes Jesus is from Michigan! Video of Sarah Palin checking her crib notes.
Yesterday, certain that Sarah Palin's umbrage came from a genuine motherly feeling of protection for her Downs Syndrome baby, guest Margaret Carlson said that Sarah Palin would be just as defensive if Republicans used the word retarded as she was when she demanded Rahm Emanuel's job. Rush Limbaugh has unapologetically used "Retard" - as often as he announced he would, as expected, not a peep from Palin.
The profound silliness of men being discriminated in the country aside...
You know, I hunt and fish and am a woodsy outdoorsy salty sort of guy. And I can safely say, I have nothing, NOTHING in common with these circle jerking pantywastes in the woods with their polished friggin' talking stick. A better use for that would be to clobber these losers over the head a few times until they come to their senses. I mean, gosh. I think these are the very ones who need to wear DEPENDS when terror trials come to mind. Samantha did this one well!
A jolly Rush Limbaugh, "Feminazi" hater, and bitterly no ladie's man, was inexplicably selected to help judge the Miss America contest. Thus emboldened, the dirty old man is full of himself, sharing "feminazi" comments and anti-feminist quips such as calling CBS evening news anchor Katie Couric an "Anchor babe." Mind, he hates liberalism, but told former Miss America Gretchen
Carlson, that feminism has led women astray. He "Loves the woman's movement, especially when walking behind them." Anyone need an emesis basin?
One week after their break up on Monday, the ex-boyfriend of the 14-yr-old victim was coaxed into sending her nude photo by cell phone to two 13-year-old girls. By Tuesday, it went viral and was in wide distribution at all four middle schools in Thurston County . If I may interject a proposal, we need no emergency response sirens, if only the cell phone posse's powers could be used for good. The mother of the victim said she was "extremely surprised that the kids (or little low-lifes) seemed not to care about how it affected her." That alone, is a psychological study well worth pursuing if you've ever seen them in a texting frenzy. Only one student with a conscience reported it! The former Beau who was into sexting, and the two information technology whiz girls were arrested. More details and possible sentencing follow..
Christian puppeteer and Hottie, Ms Luanne Hill was found naked in the shower finally unresponsive. She and the rest of the cast of the hit show King of the Hill had been "let go" recently. She had a history of weight loss and use of prescription drugs though foul play has not been ruled out.
Network neighbor Glenn Quagmire has been declared a "person of interest" in the matter. His alibi that he was drinking with friends at the Drunken Clam Bar did not hold up when it was found the so called friends were cartoon characters.
I just happened across this example of FOX NEWS unbiased balance
I so enjoy all the Fox Heads screaming GOD DAMN over and over again so we all know the censorship had NOTHING TO DO with saying GOD DAMN on television! The Duh... Channel for the people of Duh...
I believe I just heard the buzzer sound on Prejean's extended fifteen minutes of fame, when no one wants filthy videos of a beauty queen, she is officially yesterday's news!
The reincarnated Anita Bryant, campaigning against gay and lesbian unions since her win as Miss California is...to paraphrase a Seinfeld reference, "Mistress of her own domain" - but had apparently forgotten the video evidence. I assure you that gays and lesbians who were denied "everything but marriage" in the recent California and Maine elections won't soon forget the beauty contestant, and
perhaps any influence Prejean had in the decision. She did come across as holier than thou, and as such became the darling of such groups as "Defenders of the Family" who were proud to feature her as their star speaker at an awards
ceremony this evening in New Jersey. She isn't there. I suspect she's combing through her video archives.
One quick note before the more agile minds of comedian Paul F. Tompkins and Keith Olbermann take on the topic. Of late, Ms Prejean has become extremely litigious, wanting a million dollars for her de-throning, due to her habit of simply
not showing up for her royal duties..for which the pageant had surgically implanted pontoons, and expected a bit more of her.
Ever the moral beacon, when she was shown the video, obviously not recognizing herself, she pulled herself up into a righteous huff exclaiming "That's disgusting!" She then squinted and looked a bit more closely at the - performer.
Perhaps what may be more soul crushing for Ms All That, is that no one wants a copy of it!
Sports! Fanatics! Drunk Sports Fanatics! Drunk Women Sports Fanatics! I love it!
Oh and being from around Green Bay originally, I am one of the few from up there who loves this picture and what it represents. An old guy who refuses to quit, the Energizer Bunny of Sports, Brett Farve, I love him!
Beer Pong at tech institute traced to swine Flu, it's true! Is it enough to make the students at this Tech Institute stop or modify playing? No! These future leaders are made of sterner stuff and, I suspect it's paired with the fear of losing a social outlet requiring beer, and lots of it! Beer Pong may well be a three credit class by now.
Fresh from the news wire, we bring you the latest from researchers. The Tech revolution has changed the face of sexuality in countless ways. Twitter, the new way to stay in touch 24/7, is now most widesly used as a means of....bragging. To put it as delicately as possible. They say it's used quite often to tweet his peeps about his real or imaginary sexual escapade. They pay researchers for this
which may be the real news.
I dare say that most of America is as tired as the Colorado dog and pony, flying saucer balloon show look today. When one of the three boys answered the door, he told press that "My dad is tired of this show." What a coincidence! Little
Falcon was obviously upset today, after blurting on camera the reason why he stayed in the garage attic was "because you said it was a show," he followed up by vomiting during two interviews today. Unsavory details are starting to emerge
today which suggest that not only is dad a publicity hound,but there have been questions of abuse in the home. If the great balloon chase is proven to be a farce, he could be responsible for the massive manpower involved in the search
for his son.
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