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I found the answer to all this Palin stupidity, all the McCain campaign filth and the economic melt down...
 
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Rack Jite Palinized in Houston by Hurricane Ike


easy the dogThe family Jite, living as it does a few blocks from Galveston Bay, had to pack up a few things and journey North to not be killed by Hurricane Ike.

Over the years we have found the plan that best suits us. We take a round about way up to the airport North of town and stay in a high end hotel and act like bigshots. Though we do carry in quite a bit of fried chicken.

Upon arriving with reservations at the Crowne Plaza Hotel we found ourselves Palinized for bringing along family member Easy - a pleasant Golden Retriever. Initially servants of all kinds attended our every need until the best dressed one of the bunch had a hizzy fit about the dog. Apparently we were suppose to have left it to drown.

Let me be very clear about this. None of us were carrying weapons, no one had entrails draped around their necks and neither my wife nor my single daughter were pregnant, and we were still refused a room at the inn... Palinized in Texas. 

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Video Humor: My Internet's Gone Down!


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We are Back up!


After a very large spike of traffic Thursday Morning our server crashed and it took a few days to figure it all out... Sorry for the FORBIDDEN screen which many of you too personally!  :)

It was such a horrible, terrible, awful, bad crash that I could not access a file with a kinder gentler notice of being down.  I am also on vacation for a few more days...

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Drinking age 21 party schools and Best Colleges 2008 2009


The Amethyst Initiative "Rethink the Drinking Age" has collected signatures of over a hundred University Presidents and Chancellors. They have take the debate of the alcohol drinking age laws over to Opposing Views but let's be real how the list of 100 signatures will be used by prospective teen students:

High public tuition has really gotta cut into a student's drinking money fund - the average tuition cost is over 17 grand for out-of-state partiers at the twelve public schools who made the list. Even Ohio State University (home of High Street) is $21,918 per year and Vermont State Colleges (home of drunk skiers avoiding trees) hits $29,682 yearly.

On the other end of the best 100 are the low cost private schools who signed Amethyst's 100+ list: The College of St. Joseph (CSJ.EDU) and Saint Leo University (SAINTLEO.EDU) are the two non-public institutions with the lowest tuition of under $18,000 a year. That'll make old Joe and Leo the new patron saints of jello shooters and body shots.

The over-40 crowd ($40,200 and $49,210/yr tuition costs respectively) at Middlebury College and Kenyon College are probably the chablis drinking crowd anyway, which federal law already allows with your parents. The signatories from those places didn't exactly stick their necks out by signing the Amethyst petition.

The names of college administrators to watch will be Louis Agnese and John Stamm. In addition to MADD opposing this education initiative, the latest additions to "The List" are from the University of the Incarnate Word and Trinity Lutheran College. When it comes to new wine in old wineskins, WWJD?

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Beijing Olympics No Gravity Ball


bejiing gravity ball

This is what I enjoyed most in the opening ceremony in Beijing. The Chinese managed to actually fool me into thinking they had found a way to defy gravity. Better than anything from David Copperfield let me tell you!

Over the next few weeks we will be hearing much about all the horrible terrible things Chinamen do. Not only from the lunatic Right like Dana Rohrabacher and G Gordon Liddy who want them nuked now, but from the Left as well who blame them for Darfur and Tibet. As to Darfur - we in the United States have backed genocidal murdering regimes ourselves. As to Tibet - which is mostly about religious extremists wanting a theocracy that even the Dali Lama thinks is crazy - think of how we would deal with Texas and its oil leaving the Union. Or the 13 Southern states doing the same for that matter. So while you process all the horrible terrible things you will be hearing about Chinamen over the rest of your lives,  keep these two very recent polling facts in mind.

Do you think your country is going the right direction?  China  86%  Yes

Do you think your country is going the right direction?   USA   80%  No
Which causes one to wonder what exactly democracy means.

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"Stealy-eyed Misdemeanants" under surveillance by Spokane Sheriff's Dept.


Spokane police blotter humor Police reports are generally of the "just the facts, ma'am" school of journalism. Last week the Spokane Country Sheriff's Department in eastern WA issued a report on some minor thefts entitled "Stealy-Eyed Misdemeanants" suggesting that a sense of humor may lurk within the department while reporting and tying a recent rash of minor crimes together.

Case No. 1: A sport utility vehicle driver makes off with 25 cases of soft drinks worth $150 from a supermarket in the wee hours Friday morning. "Officers suspect a follow-up theft of 25 pizzas may occur," Sgt. Dave Reagan wrote.

Case No. 3: A resident reports the theft of a $50 aluminum recycling cart early Tuesday from in front of his house. "Police suspect it may be used to move 25 cases of stolen pop."

Case No. 4: A woman is awakened early Tuesday when her stolen barbecue grill fell from a vehicle. Reagan: "Police suspect the A-Tech thieves are still not tying their stolen property to the car." Spokane is not Mayberry, the usual violent crimes flourish along with the just plain stupid. Perhaps the police pundit will next tackle a rundown of the day's Felonious Bunk? "Stealy-eyed Misdemeanants" under surveillance by Spokane Sheriff's Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



Modern entertainment reflects mainstream marijuana use



entertainment marijuana Cheech Chong Harold Kumar Pineapple Express
Called the Last Taboo in a world of violence and porn, Hollywood is cashing in on the ground Cheech and Chong cleared 3o years ago, and bringing it mainstream. Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong admit their brand of humor was more crude than the new TV shows and films which now seek to reflect modern day use, and are not meant to encourage anyone to smoke according to producers and writers. With the mainstream success of shows such as "Weeds" on cable,it appears they're telling the truth. The story revolves around a widowed mother who deals a bit of the infamous herb to help make ends meet. From a parental standpoint, she is home more often than if she had a Mary Kay route, viewers have been rabid fans since 2005. In movies,the art-house film "The Wackness", is further dignified with Sir Ben Kingsley who plays a pot-smoking psychiatrist. The comedy/ action film "Pineapple Express" is yet to be released. It features a high legal process server...a thankless job if ever there were one,portrayed by Seth Rogen. "Harold & Kumar" at the zany end of the spectrum feature a smokin' investment banker and medical school candidate. The new features are appealing to a much broader audience than Cheech and Chong,and should give the "Just Say No" battalion a clue as to the feelings of the country - who astoundingly do not require their intense scrutiny of what we choose to imbibe or not.

Speaking of buzz-kills,it will come as no surprise that "The Children" are trotted out. In the Flat-Earther view these restricted films and shows will lure their wee ones into the streets, rather than simply provide a reflection of society, a society which they would be surprised to know does not consist of once impressionable youth, having seen a movie, now doomed to a life of crack and depravity in the streets. In fact,a study by the Rand Corp. found the government's anti-drug campaign had not led to "substantial decreases in the severity of America's drug-related problems." It may be noted that it's a lot easier to bust a parent with a small stash turned in by a DARE addled child than to approach a crack house. In fact, Americans lead the world in MJ use with more than 42 percent of citizens admitting to having tried it,roughly 125 million in a population of 300 million...and those were the ones who answered honestly when asked.

It seems simple, though the insanity continues with even medical marijuana-legal in certain states actively being confiscated by the Feds, so paranoid is this country without a buzz. First,there are ways of controlling what your children watch. Secondly, anyone should know that the one way to make something especially desirable is to make it taboo...and last, people will do what they wish - one way or another. Modern entertainment reflects mainstream marijuana use
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Forget beer, beat the heat the Japanese way with a can of Eel


Japanese Surging Eel drink beats beer Eel cookies Eel Pies It's hot and muggy in Japan, and what would go down better than a tall cool drink - of Eel. Indeed, the snake-like sea creature is considered to be a beverage mainly for men who are exhausted by the summer heat. Thinking perhaps the women are more sensible, I learned that Eel extract is also used in cookies and pies. Betty Crocker doesn't have those recipes.

Marketing of "Unagi Nobori" or "Surging Eel" has hit supermarket shelves just ahead of Japan's annual Eel-eating season. It's the first time the beverage has been mass produced. If you ask your local market manager, perhaps he can obtain some for you! While Americans are sacrificing other animals on a grill and downing ice cold beer, Japanese are consuming Eel in various ways especially between July 24 and Aug 5th. The beverage is said to contain vitamins A,B1,B2,D and E, all in a canned fizzy yellow brew made from Eel heads and bones. Bet your favorite brew can't compete with that! What's that? I can swear I hear cries of Who Cares - ah we Ugly Americans. Forget beer, have a nice can of Eel, beat the heat the Japanese way
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Randy Pausch Last Lecture: Achieving Your Childhood Dreams




Inspirational, reflective, and humorous last lecture from an extraordinary professor and human being. Randy Pausch (Oct. 23, 1960-July 25, 2008) Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



11 yr old boy slows speeders with hot wheels radar gun and siren


11 yr old slows speeders uses Hot Wheel radar gun siren Eleven year-old Landon Wilburn is most likely loved or hated in the Stone Lakes subdivision of Louisville. While other olds are playing baseball, or video games he has made it his mission in life to slow speeders.

At first he would shout at them telling them to slow down. Apparently his shouts didn't impress them. Now he wears a reflective vest, a bicycle helmet,and is armed with a flashlight with a built in siren and a Hot Wheels brand radar gun which he points and records the speed of passing vehicles.Toys are a lot more realistic these days, judging from the number of drivers who have locked up their brakes when they spotted him clocking them and heard the siren, unnerving to the most devoted speeder!

The city will install speed bumps if 70 percent of the residents agree and are willing to put up half the money. It might be a good idea, Landon won't be interested in this volunteer job forever. 11 yr old boy slows speeders with hot wheels radar gun and siren Digg | Reddit | Stumble | Buzz it! | Email Article | Kick! Home



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